I live in Texas, right by Mexico, and there is a legend that says that some witches can turn themselves into giant owls. My dumbass friends found some in the area behind our airport and tomorrow we are going to go and try to catch one and make it turn back into a woman. If it doesn't change than by satanist friend is planning on eating it. Let's hope that there aren't too many of those birds aroudn, becaus I heard that if you attack one they will gather around you and peck you to death. So, hopefully, by tomorrow the mystery of the transmorphic witch bird will be solved and I won't be dead.