use the name of your first pet with your mothers maiden name and hey presto you are ready for action.

ill start, mine is goldie ferguson!

goldie was my first dog when i was a wee boy!

I have always heard that it was your middle name and the name of the street/road you live on...

But I will give you both...

You way... Missy Forster

and

My Way ... Leigh Fenner

i think my way makes u sound more like a dominatrix!

plus my way works for everyone as some people dont have a middle name, unless they have never had a pet, which means they should go and get one RIGHT NOW!

lol

Nxt2heavens way Peter Kyle


Ably's way Spike Grant !

My mate is Chinese, His dog was called lucky and his mums Maiden name was Hoe

Lucky Hoe ! Priceless

ambys way: frostie cronin

other way: elizabeth kearney

i dont like either

it does sound like a disease or sumtin dosnt it?!

I'll use my first pets name and then my street name.

Rambo Keeler

Tabitha Collins

Or Tim Castle sounds like a TV news reader

Smoky Loins....Sounds like something is on fire...

King Beauchamp

or


Joe College

thats the best yet!

Onizuka Black

( ya ya , I named my black cat onizuka ... so what ? )

or

Rich grave .

( wooo )

Nicky Wertman? It just doesn't sound very erotic.

Amby's way: Tina Sterling

Ginger Pape.

Dot9M

Jingle Bradner

or..

Amanda Crater

I don't think that either are taht porny..

Misty Chappell sounds kinda exotic


or


Pamela Harman sounds like a school teacher, 'Good morning class '

My name is:

Jester Molyneux

or..

James Forest (sounds a bit dodgy)

Smut Belfield

Cuppy Galvez

If I go by my first pet, it doesn't work too well:

Dutchess Stevens

I guess we could take the masculine form:

Dutch Stevens

Not too bad...My second pet was a cat named Taffy. Hmmm, that wouldn't work at all. Bad implications...

to make the obvious jokes : hugh e. rection
arnold shwollenpeckar
juan don johnson
peter porker
hank e. pankey

did i forget any?
oh and for the rap crowd snoop dog "e style"

I don't have a second name but with the cat and my mum name i'm Mistigrette Bersier.
That's

hmm the first way :bluey killian
the second way: David old tioga turnpike i dont think so...

forgot one spanky

gee, i cant remember my first pet, lol, had pets all my life. i'll use my cats name now. but not his nickname, podge.
ok so

zach tillet

or if i do it the nxt2hvn way

dominic langbridge (close)

Hmmmm...... interesting

oh and sabre tooth, i think you mean ''hugh G. rection''

Gnasher casement

and i dont have a middle name so canny really do the other way

Bobby Parr. Sounds quite authentic actually!

Chi-Chi McMorran...................Hmmmmmm tartan porn , it'll never catch on

Tart an' porn might.

mine is Whiskey Miles

First way : Pika Mattar

Second way : Anne Lord Byron

Prince Money ^_~ come get you some *cracks whip* woookstch!

Sam Rider if my sister had got the yorky terrier it would have been Scamp Rider!

Rabbit Ann

ok so i heard that is was your 1st pets name and the st your grow up on,

NXT way: Alissa Kentland

Am8glaM way: Lucy Saman

My way: Lucy Kentland

The middle name/street name way - Daniel Iping (boring)

The mothers name way/pet name - Tommy Howard (boring)

I prefer my real porn star name - Harry Fatchopper