National Defense and the International Arms Race
Objective: America's arch enemies plot to destroy New York, and blow up the Pentagon
Oh those stupid Russians and stupid Chinese are so behind Afghanistan in technology to attack America.
While Russian and China were stuck in the dark ages with this:


and this:


Afghanistan was truly ingenious, with THE most cutting edge weapons capabilities known to man.
On September 11, 2001 , the world trembled in fear, as a Afghanistan unveiled just a couple of the weapons in their devastating arsenal
and unleashed hell:


Only George Bush was man enough to stand against this terrifying technology, even with the pitiable and limited resources available to him.
Today , the brave struggle goes on, against the diabolically advanced titans known as Afghanistan and Iraq and their array of terrifying box cutter weaponry,
stewardesses and meal trays.
America even re-elected George Bush, the man some said had failed to protect America , because they UNDERSTOOD FULLY the menacing technological might of Afghanistan.
Bush deserved better than to be blamed for failing to protect Americans, because AMericans UNDERSTOOD FULLY that no past president had ever faced a foreign political threat as MASSIVE, INTELLIGENT, and advanced as Afghanistan and its box cutters.
Bush was re-elected because America needed a real man.
