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Santa claus, his real name was Santa Klaus he was german but after world war 2, he changed his name because he didn't want kids to think that on christmas eve he would be taking them to his prison camp where they would be forced to make cheap toys and get paid a penny an hour. But Santa dissapeared in the 50s and his sled was found in 8 feet of snow and all the reindeer that pulled the slay were skeletons. But some people have photographed blurry pictures of what people say is actually santa alive and well. Another source says he is living in the lowman trailer park in upstate newyork living under the name of Boots, the wise old elder of the trailer park. Whenever people have asked him if he is really santa he goes on long winded bouts of crazy shouting and swearing.
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 03:29 AM) 
Santa claus, his real name was Santa Klaus he was german but after world war 2, he changed his name because he didn't want kids to think that on christmas eve he would be taking them to his prison camp where they would be forced to make cheap toys and get paid a penny an hour. But Santa dissapeared in the 50s and his sled was found in 8 feet of snow and all the reindeer that pulled the slay were skeletons. But some people have photographed blurry pictures of what people say is actually santa alive and well. Another source says he is living in the lowman trailer park in upstate newyork living under the name of Boots, the wise old elder of the trailer park. Whenever people have asked him if he is really santa he goes on long winded bouts of crazy shouting and swearing.
haha wow.... that's a pretty interesting story...
I never heard of this one, but it is interesting...Where did you find it, I'd like to read more..
I made it up 
Well what was the point in that? Wouldn't it be better suited in the jokes and humour thread.
But anyway, some imagination you have there.
But anyway, some imagination you have there.
QUOTE (punish3ment @ Dec 16 2007, 08:40 PM)
Well what was the point in that? Wouldn't it be better suited in the jokes and humour thread.
But anyway, some imagination you have there.
But anyway, some imagination you have there.
Yeah...I think Urban Legends is a place for discussing Urban Legends that already exist...not for creating them.
If you want to know the Real Scoop on Santa...read The Santa Who Fell to Earth! Very informative.
(who knew that if a real Santa has his boots off for twenty seconds he turns into pour chocolate?)
lol
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 03:29 AM)
Santa claus, his real name was Santa Klaus he was german but after world war 2, he changed his name because he didn't want kids to think that on christmas eve he would be taking them to his prison camp where they would be forced to make cheap toys and get paid a penny an hour. But Santa dissapeared in the 50s and his sled was found in 8 feet of snow and all the reindeer that pulled the slay were skeletons. But some people have photographed blurry pictures of what people say is actually santa alive and well. Another source says he is living in the lowman trailer park in upstate newyork living under the name of Boots, the wise old elder of the trailer park. Whenever people have asked him if he is really santa he goes on long winded bouts of crazy shouting and swearing.
Probly has to do with Mrs. Klaus.
HO ,HO, HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I never realized how much Santa kicks ass.
That's a little cracked out. 
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 08:10 PM)
I made it up
LOL..at least you were honest
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 04:29 AM)
Santa claus, his real name was Santa Klaus he was german but after world war 2, he changed his name because he didn't want kids to think that on christmas eve he would be taking them to his prison camp where they would be forced to make cheap toys and get paid a penny an hour. But Santa dissapeared in the 50s and his sled was found in 8 feet of snow and all the reindeer that pulled the slay were skeletons. But some people have photographed blurry pictures of what people say is actually santa alive and well. Another source says he is living in the lowman trailer park in upstate newyork living under the name of Boots, the wise old elder of the trailer park. Whenever people have asked him if he is really santa he goes on long winded bouts of crazy shouting and swearing.
LOL!!!!!!
My thoughts (OP):
yes
My thougts (Wickian) :
*sniff* *sob*
Yeah...I think Urban Legends is a place for discussing Urban Legends that already exist...not for creating them.
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How do you think urban legends are created in the first place? exactly like this, then they spread.
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How do you think urban legends are created in the first place? exactly like this, then they spread.
QUOTE (Wickian @ Dec 16 2007, 08:58 PM)
LOL! Your story was quite boring actually, and irrelavant for urban legends. Unless you wanted to start a myth about Santa.
That was lovely, Matt. 
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 09:10 PM)
I made it up
his real name was St. Nicolaus and he was a saint.
QUOTE (Matt121 @ Dec 16 2007, 04:10 PM)
I made it up
We can put this one to rest then
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