Granted, but it's missing the last 30 pages. All that suspense for disapointment...

I wish people would stop trying to break up my marriage....

granted,they stop because your wife dies(sorry,good luck,i hope they really do stop)

i wish i had my own plane

Granted. But it uses a fuel so rare you can never get to fly it.

I wish I don't have to get out of bed before 10AM.

granted but wake to find out you have no job,your car was repoed,your wife/husband/girl/guy left you

i wish for fuel for my plane

Granted, but it is highly toxic and you cant breathe...
I wish for every book known to man...

Granted, they all similatneously drop on top of you...

I wish I had the greatest laptop in the universe...

Granted. Subsequently, it gets stolen.

I wish to get away with stealing Promethius's laptop.

Granted... I'll just borrow my mum's laptop instead

I wish School was a bit more interesting

Granted, your tastes change dramatically causing you to gain an unquenchable thirst for knowledge that carries no entertainment value to anyone else. This stunts your social life and you withdraw from society to continue your binge learning of that information which carries no evident use, as a long bearded hermit.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

Granted. It's warm and flat...

I'm kinda similar to what you discribed above anyway

I wish I lived a bit closer to a town...

Really? You have a long beard?

Granted, your family moves next to Chernobyl.

I wish for my car to be ready when I call the collision shop in 30 minutes.

Granted, but when you go to get it, the car is pink (and not even a pretty pink), with flowers and hearts on it. Oh, and a decal has been added promoting your love for Hannah Montana.

I wish that I get this job for which I just applied.

Granted... Unfortunately there was a clerical error any your'e now a toilet-cleaner in the worlds worst cinema

I wish I had some chocolate...

Granted, but it was made by a person with a severe drooling problem who constantly leaned over the mixing vat.

I wish Lucy Liu would give me a lap dance.

Granted, it's a nutter bar you found in the pool.... or is it



I wish for twice as much as what I expect to be sitting in my bank account...

lmao

ok since someone goofed i have two wishes to grant.

wish one was for a lucy lapdance

granted,but one after she has become very fat,and has a couple stds.

wish two was for double money in the bank,

granted but its in pesos

i wish i had a plane that ran on water(not giving up on the plane,lol)

Granted but the plane only exists in your dreams

I wish I had control over all aspects of time

Granted but you cannot remember anything for more than five minutes at a time.

I wish it were yesterday.

granted,but by mistake you freeze time and everyone and everything and cant figure out how to fix it.have fun

i wish for a helicopter then,one that does exist and uses real jet fuel

Granted, but it's only an R/C helicopter... (Thus making it the most expensively fueled R/C heli )


I wish Silver had a normal sized, jet fueled, plane that had no corrupted flaws to it......................
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and it crashes midflight


-C

hey,thats mean,lo

i already have an r/c heli(cant figure out how to fly it) but have one,lol.



granted but you are my copilot (hehe)

i wish for a speedboat then,that has a full tank of gas and is crash proof(an full size)

make that a yacht(same rules)

Granted, but the builder misunderstood you and made it out of cement.

I wish I was the smartest man on earth.

granted but everyone else is dead

I wish I had legs again

granted but they are made of wood(i feel so bad for corrupting that)

i wish i could fly

granted... you are flying out of a plane right now without a PARACHUTE!!!
I wish I had a crispy crunch...

granted but its not crispy it mushy

i wish for another piece of ram for my laptop

Seriously??? Me too.

Donations for the xcrimsonx Ram fund!

When my hard drive really gets going It roars like a 4 trailer Road Train In top gear with Nitros Oxide havin a bad day.

um... granted. you didn't wish for anything...

I wish xcrimsonx had made a wish...

Granted, but she posted it in the wrong forum.

I wish my creepy neighbors would move to the South Pole.

uhm ok,lol my laptop is new and also has a skweaky hard disk.


he/she didnt corrupt mine either,lol



granted they move there after killing you,in order to hide from the law.

i wish for a new hard disk for my laptop as well,lol

That's one really corrupted wish.



Granted, but your laptop completely fries the moment you connect it.

I wish I'd never sold off my Moog 55.

Granted, it got stolen instead

I wish the there was an unscheduled holiday coming up soon...

Granted, it's the hang-the-UM-member-known-as-Promethius-by-the-neck holiday.

I wish I could read everyone's mind.

hehe thanks

granted but you find out every member of the opposite sex hates you.(sorry,hehe)
i wish i had a new dvd player(or that mine wasnt broken)

oooh! what fun...



Granted, the amount of dark/dirty thaughts people think makes you go insane.

I wish I didn't have a french test next week...

granted. you only have to pay 984 monthly payments of $16,000 and its yours

I wish I had a lifetime supply of red bull.

Granted, but after a couple of months and a few overloads you flinch whenever you see a can.

I wish I was on holiday or something.

Granted. your on a tour of chernobyle...

I wish I had more spare time...

Granted, but your in jail with a cell-mate named "Coco" McKiller.

I wish I had a better singing voice, like David Draiman or Jack Black.

Sorry about that, but I thought you might appreciate the fact that you wouldn't have to look forward to going back to school the next day.



Granted, but your 3 times shorter than David Draiman and 10 times fatter than Jack Black.

I wish my guitar skills were better than John Petrucci's.

Sorry guys I just cant bring myself to corrupt a wish, I spend on most good days corrupting myself.

*muah ah ah ah*

I wish to maul Robbie Williams! "he,he".

Granted, but afterward you will find you now inhabit his body...and so does he!
Edit: oops forgot to make a wish!
I wish I could acquire every piece of music ever recorded.

granted,they are sent to your house then your house burns down

i wish i for a cold soda that is sealed and not flat.

Granted but you find a cockroach in it (you discover this at the bottom of the can after finishing it...)

I wish I had a spaceship (that worked!)

Granted!
"And you gotta take the Marklars from Marklar on a Comic Marklar picinc. Eat plasmic Marklar gloop and drink Marklarian tea. Also Recite the Marklar Planetary Anthem"

I wish for a new paint job for my Holden. Pitch Black, (mat) with gold specks, Oh and a massive spoiler for the back end. oo and a Mono steerin wheel.
or.....A Monaro!
*droolz*

Granted, but every speck of dust showed!

I wish I could draw better.

Granted but the only medium you can work with is intestinal fluid.

I wish Cheney would just die already.

granted,he shoots you and then has a heart attack

i wish i had a working spaceship and could do whatever i wanted with it