Granted, but you want to find out how hot the sun is

I wish ron paul will be elected president

Consider it granted but shortly after taking office Mr. Paul has a nasty accident involving the rim of the wash basin and a phenominal amount of condensation on the tile bathroom floor resulting in a bump on the head and a complete change in personality.

Within months he pours millions of American tax dollars into NATO whilst dubbing the organization "the most humane of it's kind on the planet". The UN now bows to his every wihm in the same manner.

He was also quoted to say that the Blue Devils suck!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted

I wish I could teleport anywhere perfectly.

Granted! Butt ya forgot to put clean underwear on.

I wish I had a dishwasher (that work's.

Granted!
I wish I had some skittles right now, need some sugar.

Granted but they are lodged up some kids nose... (good hunting)

I wish I OWNED a habitable planet in a galaxy far far away (and yet still accessable to me only)

Granted, but you had to pay large amounts of proporty tax.

I wish I could fly

Granted... but the two people who keep not corrupting wishes (sEeTheR and Golden triangle... ) are for some reason throwing rocks at you

I wish I had a computer with more than 1 USB slot

granted but they take up too much power so your comp blows up

i wish i had a big motor cycle

Wishing to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner doesn't need corrupting lol

Ah, come on, it's so easy - just say something like "granted, but you transform in the middle of a McDonald's, right in front of 11 morbidly obese 9-year-olds."

Granted, but it only takes super ultra high price diesel and gold.

I wish I could remember my good dreams.

Granted, Made outta toothpicks!

I wish for a motorbike made outta toothpicks...

just get a usb hub,they are cheap.and you will have 4usb slots.


granted,but you stop having good dreams

granted but you crash it and die,from being stuck with 10000 toothpicks

i wish my internet was running faster today

Granted, but it will run away.

I wish I could jump higher.

Point taken

Granted but cops will pull you over just about every time you are in a car.

I wish I knew a good bass player.

granted,but all your other band members die(if you dont have other band members you die,lol)

i wish i could sell the internet that can "run away" lmao

Granted.

As it ran away it took all the money with it and is now liveing large in Vegas.

I wish I never wasted my money on the speed racer movie.

Granted, but you wasted your money on Made of honor.

I wish my wishes would not get corrupted.

Granted... your right to wish has been removed

I wish It wasn't thursday

granted its now friday and you get hit by a car.

I wish i had a heart

granted. it's in a plastic bag...

I wish I was more intellegant...

granted, but nobody belives you.

I wish I could by an island and declare it my own country.

Granted but the world is now at war with your country.

I wish I never needed to sleep again.

granted. although not sleeping will no longer hurt you, you still suffer from chronic sleep deprevation (which is painful and irritating)

I wish I had some chocolate (which isn't out of date, poisonous or suffering from any similar conditions thereof)

Granted but the moment you acquire it, every woman you know will show up at your door.

I wish I had four arms instead of two.

granted but only 2 function

i wish i hadnt had any arguments to deal with today

Granted, Instead you had to deal with a zombie holocaust, and Rosie O'donnell is the zombie leader....

I wish zombie holocaust would finally arrive...

granted,but you are captured and kept as rosie and ellens pet

i wish i had a passport right now and didnt have to wait

Granted... the passport is only valid for two-and-a-half seconds.

I wish I had some more music CD's

Granted, but thier from Britney Spears.

I could get tickets for the Iron Maiden concert.

Granted, but now you can never leave your bed.

I wish I could use 100% of my brain.

Granted... but the band doesn't turn up.



Granted... some scientists are so interested that you are taken away to be disected...

I wish I had a better computer

GRANTED, but the memory is totally used up by beastiality videos.

I wish i had some pizza, im starvin

Granted... its about 2cm wide, and has toothpaste as a topping.

I wish I could play the drums like a pro.

Granted, but after a tragic accident you lost use of your arms

I wish I could survive without food

Granted, now you have to bury yourself in the soil for nutriants.

I it was Monday so when I go camping tonight the beach would be empty.

Granted... when you get to the beach it has been made into a nuclear-waste dumping facility.

I wish I was more computer literate.

granted,but you no longer own a computer

i wish my intrnet would stop cutting out

Granted... you now have no internet at all.

I wish I was better looking...

Granted, You're better looking than the majority cast of Dawn of the Dead.

I wish the Army would stop trying to block this website

-C

Granted! But they block your fav porn site instead.

I wish my dog didn't fart so much.

lmao,ouch

granted,your dog now burbs in your face like my dog(ewww)

i wish i didnt have so much to do today

granted, but you have nothing to do for the rest of your life

I wish everyone in the world liked me

Granted, but they like you so much that people are constantly trying to kidnap you and take you home.

I wish I could set people on fire with my mind.

Granted, but you'll only set yor self on fire.....then you will get banned from UM for claiming to have powers.

I wish I knew a good drummer for a band.

[hahahahaha! nice one!]

Granted but the only groups he listens to are the Sun Ra Arkestra and Duran Duran, and he refuses to play anything but a combination of their styles.

a wish plz???? lol

oops sorry.
I wish it wasn't raining.