Granted, it's now snowing, sleeting and hailing... ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

I wish I could just take a pill before bed and wake up knowing how to read, write, and speak German.

-C

Granted, but the German replaces your knowledge of English in its entirety.

I wish gas prices weren't so freaking high.

granted,if you buy a hybrid,little car,or completely electric car,lmao


i wish it was raining here

Granted, now the rain never stops

I wish I had all of superman's powers and no weaknesses because kryptonite doesn't exist

Granted, you have all of superman's powers and none of his weaknesses. However you will wake up tomorrow morning in South Korea with a ridiculous urge to play Starcraft. So you will head to a local internet cafe and stay there, playing Starcraft for 5 days straight and then die randomly.

I wish people wouldn't wish for things that are so obnoxiously difficult to corrupt.

Gut eine. (Good One)



Bewilligt, weil Kryptonite infact tut, existieren Sie. (Granted, because Kryptonite does infact exist)


Ich wünsche, dass ich Englisch wieder sprechen könnte… (I wish I could speak English again)

Granted but you say ya'll after every sentance.

I wish my husband was happy.

Granted but it'll be with another man.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted! Because your a fish!


I wish for some Cheese-Whiz

fine with me,lol

lmao,thats great



granted,but its a new flavor of fish

i wish they really made fish flavor so i could prank people with it,lmao

Granted, it's called 'cat food'. Good luck pulling off that prank.

I wish my wife would get a job...

Granted, she took up stripping at a lesbian bar.

I wish I didn't have to work in order to legally acquire money.

Granted but a member of your family had to die in order for you to get it.

Speaking of which, I wish I had the power of Necromancy. hehe.

Granted but you have little control over your newfound power and unleash an army of brain hungry zombies on the earth, you are eaten first.
I wish kryptonite didn't exist.

Granted but Supermans one weakness is now sand.

I wish my dog could take him self around the block today. (It is hot!)

Granted, unfortunately the other side of the block had a bad driver... He didn't make back around the block...


I wish I could have come up with a less cruel corruption

I wish I could have come up with a less cruel corruption

No kidding!!!

Granted you are now the most sensitive man on earth.

I wish I had a dog again, and that AdorablyDead, did not turn my husband towards the same sex!

Granted, you ended up burying your dog in a pet cemetery that was once an indian burial ground...
and your husband is officially gay by MY corruptions power ...but I feel bad for the corruption that I have given you

I wish I wasn't so sensitive. lol

Granted, but you become a useless robot.

I wish I could meet Victor Wooten.

Granted. But he doesn't want to meet you, lol.

I wish I could see through people's clothes.

Granted, but everyone is ugly.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, you wish you had no eyes or ears. Granted.

I wish Bill Gates would give me half his income for a year.

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granted but then he soon has a change of heart and starts to spend the other half suing you for the other half, and you both end up making your respective lawyers rich while becoming broke

i wish i had every video game system ever made along with every game and a huge tv to play them all on

Granted. But no TV you try to use works.

I wish i had a selfpainting house.

Granted, but it is 2 square feet and smells bad.

I wish my recording class didn't end for another year, and there would be no tests and I would keep my A in the class.

Granted, the school gives you an honorary A for the rest of the class because you were hit by a drunk driver. Ouchies.

I wish someone would oil my useless robot parts

-C

Granted, but the oil turns out to be a canister filled with water.

I wish I had a magical pencil that instantly animated what I thought.

Granted, but every time you take the pencil in your hand, you have uncontrollable, unavoidable thoughts about 80-year-old women.

...forgot a wish again, so here:

I wish I had a time machine and could go back and forth in time whenever I felt like it.

Granted. But you time machine breaks down in the middle of a world ending meteor strike.

I wish SciFi channel would stop makeing Movies.

dang it. hit the wrong button.

Granted, but due to that, nobody else makes movies.

I wish I was like V (of V for Vendetta)

Granted, but only because you are a B-rate impersonator who has to wear the mask 24/7... Awkward situation at the bank, huh?...
I wish I didn't waste my time fishing in an alkali lake all day like an ass!

Granted. Instead, you waste your time trying to fish in a desert.
I wish I had more bananas.

Granted, but a huge ape sits on your head and eats them all.

I wish I was back with my ex...

OMG! What am I saying?!?!

I wish I had a new G/F even hotter than my ex.

Granted but the only thing that turns her on at all is fem-dom.

I wish the RIAA (recording industry association of america) and all the big record companies would just freaking die off already.

Granted, but a new, much more stringent and self-righteous group steps in in place of them.

I wish I had a Warhammer 40k army. Even if it is just a model army

Granted... but as is so often the case, the anti-geek squad comes over at midnight and throws you in the lake...

I wish I had more time... (i might have wished for that before, tell me if i have)

Granted....but you have to spend it doing handstands in waist deep sewage!


I wish my body worked properly so i could pilot planes again

granted,but your planes engine dies and you die in a firey crash

i wish i had nothing to be sad about today

Granted! but your sadness will return tenfold tomorrow

I like this thread, I wish i had thought of it

granted, but it is closed because u get eaten by zombie fish dring clown cars

i wish i was hungry so i could have ice cream

Granted but there's a dead roach from the factory all the way at the bottom.

I wish I never had to go to sleep.

granted,but only in your dreams,lmao

i wish, for a pile of money,that is not stolen

Granted. But now The IRS, FBI, And Secret Service have a number of questions for you as well as a very large back tax bill.

I wish I had car that never broke down.

Granted, you're now the proud owner of a 12" diecast model car. At least it's a Lamborghini

I wish the world would actually start cheap space travel already.

Granted, but the cheap space travel causes your molecules to seperate... or whatever that was... The black-hole effect. Yeah, that.

I wish I had a laptop.

granted,but the screen is broken,and you can only use it if its hooked to a monitor:P

i wish that it keeps raining here

granted but you drown to death in a matter of weeks (sorry)

i wish the matrix trilogy didnt suck so damn bad

Granted, but every other movie made will suck because of that wish (thanks a lot).

I wish Alcubierre's theory could be proven to be correct.