granted but when u get the pict. ita a monky in a wedding outfit XD

i wish my dogs were young again

Granted, but now someone eles owns them.

I wish I knew how to beat the system on the slot machines.

wish granted but your extremely excited and got heart attack and died.




i wish I have laptop!!

You do but then you read a funny post and spill juice over it. 'Killing it!' MURDERER!

I wish Energia had made a wish since I'm in such a corruptive mood right now.

Granted, but you're still in a corruptive mood.

I wish there wouldn't be a state of emergicy every time i'm taking a shower.

granted, but its so mean you kill yourself

i wish i had a per turtle

Granted, but he bits off your fingers

I wish my brother would stop saying he was black from the waist down.

"Granted, but he bits off your fingers

I wish my brother would stop saying he was black from the waist down."

Granted. Now he's asian from the waist down.

I wish i had a movie to watch.

Granted, but it sucks worse then American Gangster.

I wish I was a pirate.

granted but it was the ring movie and you die in 7 days

i wish i had a moose


granted but you get ur treasure stole by ninjas

i already ran them threw with me cutlass though
granted, but the moose hangs you on its wall

I wish John Mccain and Bush died and Obama becomes president

granted but chuck noris came and punshed him.... idk

i wish i had unlimited songs

Granted, but it's all celien deion.

I wish I was on a cruise.

Granted but its on the Titanic.

I wish I new car.

Granted, but its in P.E.I..

I wish someone would finish my math review for me (well)..




Granted, but it runs on semen. (not yours)..

I wish someone would finish my math review for me (well)..

granted but they do it all backwards

i wish i was a ninja


granted but it crashes on the way out of the lot

Granted, but you fail.

I wish i had my good laptop back, with it perfectly fine and had no bugs and nothing happened to it like it getting run over.

Granted! But the owner has you arrested for theft. And you end up in a cell with Big Bertha.

I wish i was in L.A.

granted but you get mugged by a hobo

i wish the weather here was better

Granted, but you get shot in a drive-by

I wish i had a ps3

granted but it breaks

i wish i had a pool

granted! but you are attacked by a rival school of ninja midgets who, using a various array of ninja skill, punish your groin


I wish I was a ninja who didn't have to worry about ninja midgets.

granted but you get attacket by ninja that are small and where pointy hats

i wish i had some pancakes mmmmmm...

Granted but you get beaten up by ninja giants.

I wish i had a mansion in kingscrossing again.

Granted, but its haunted by Dennis Leary.

I wish poision ivy didn't totally suck

Granted, but it becomes a normal plant

I wish i had a wish that wasn't corrupted

granted but your best friend dies and you go into a deep depresion

i wish i had a pizza

Granted but it has spiders on it

I wish my mother was not so impossible to things she has never heard of before.

Granted but she believes evrything she hears.

I wish I was immortal

Granted but you are locked up in a iron coffin and bricked up behind a wall.

I wish my leg didn't hurt any more.

Granted, now everything else hurts.

I wish I had a cane, was a doctor, and had a vicoden addiction...

Granted, but you have me stalking you (love house)

i wish this piece of **** of a computer was a new model

Granted but your first download harbors a virus and it crashes.
I wish that everyone cared about eachother!

Granted, they care about everyone except you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up until noon....

Granted but you become depress by not doing anything

I wish i knew what to do right now

Granted, you think up the best idea ever... but have no way of doing it

I wish I had a fresh, disease-free banana creme pie; all to myself, right here infront of me with a fork and knife, and pie scooper thing.... and all my limbs, as well as my mouth... stomach, and bowels are intact. (and brain and heart are functioning)

granted, but it runs away

I wish i knew a pyshic on here

Granted, but your on Rigel 7, and there banana is used to desribe dog poop.

I wish I could slow down time..



Granted, but you now know a pyshic on the iternet.

(lol i thought you were going to tell me i lose my ability to taste anything for the last one)

Granted, but your ability to recognize it compensates so everything seems normal.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, but it involves you losing your soul
I wish my cat could speak english... fluently at that.

Granted but it's backwards.

I wish it wasn't 100 degrees in Baltimore.

Granted, it's 60 degrees.... celcius

I wish there was a White Castle in my town.

Granted. But your burger has a mouse in it.

I wish there was something good on Tv to watch.

Granted, but you don't receive the channel that's broadcasting it.

I wish it was 5pm est today

Granted but, you have no memory of what happened earlier, and a lot of people are looking at you funny...

I wish I didn't have to haul more steel...

Granted. Now you have to haul the cast of Paranormal state around.

I wish i had a lighter that works.

Granted but you don't remember what you wanted it for.

I wish I knew about kale, and leeks and cooking with lemons years ago.

Granted, but you're horrible at using them and nobody tells you.


I wish for it to stop raining before I get out of work.

Granted, but there are no more Kale or leek plants left on Earth and lemons are no longer sour.

I wish I had a crappy acoustic bass to bring to camp.