I wish for the end of corruption.

granted but its the start of fascism

I wish i had a horse

Granted but it's long dead and partially decomposed.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but it seems like nothing happened.....



I wish I could spend just one day with each of my future ex-wives


-C

GRANTED but it's the day she gives birth to your child (Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! LMAO).

I wish I was a better artist.

Granted, but your still not very good......(sorry She-ra you didn't deserve that it just fell into place)
I wish I could out run a cheetah

Granted, but you're going too fast to avoid hitting that building

I wish it wasn't so damn hot

LMAO that's okay hun-

Wish granted you out run a cheetah, but not a puma and you get eaten. (Eeeeek)

oops too slow
Granted, you are not so hot; now you are very cool

I wish I didn't have an obsession for chocolate.

Granted, but now I'm not going to buy you *a drink some chocolates
I wish I had new computer
* disregard this, She-ra's too fast for my cheetah like speed!

*eats chocolates- yummy!*

Granted you have a new computer - purchased on ebay refurbished 3 times by a zookeeper.

I wish I could go to Florida for a visit.

Granted Sista!! but yo timin wasn't so good... can you say hurricane??

I wish I didn't have to drive for 8 hrs tomorrow.

Granted you don't have to drive 8 hours tomorrow; you have to drive 12 due to traffic.

LMAO!

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

granted but it kicks you out for walking across it's clean floors
I wish it was summertime

Granted but it's very HOT summertime forever.

I wish I could write an excellent, award winning movie script.

Granted but some schmuck producer makes a lowsy movie out of it starring "Carrot Top"
I wish I had a snowmobile

Granted but unseasonal warm weather keeps it locked away.

I wish I had some chocolate choc chip icecream.

wish granted but the chocolates are made of dung..

I WISH I CAN FIND MY DREAM GUY!

Granted, but you can only find him in your dreams.
I wish I had some jelly beans.

Granted but her Hot_Mama's dream guy ate them.

I wish I could control peoples minds.

granted but you discover things in the minds of people you should have never learnt you make them do crazy things and bad things. Plus you control the minds of 6 billion people you overload and wind up in a coma.

I wish i had a boyfriend

Granted, but he likes to ware your cloths and make up and takes 10 times longer in the bathroom to get ready than you do!
I wish i could live my life over knowing all that i know now!

Granted, but that life only lasts for 2 hours and then you have to start over on another life with no memories at all.

I wish people would believe anything I say to them.

granted, but everyone around you is a paid actor.
I wish I had more money.

Granted, but only because you mortgaged Park Place and Boardwalk before passing 'Go,' however you then land on Baltic Avenue and have to pay your opponent the remainder of your money in rent.

I wish I didn't just drip tomato juice on my favourite PJs

Granted,you dripped it on your work clothes.

I wish i got another months vacation.



Sol

granted but you will be running around the park. I wish that i will win a prize.

Granted, but it,s one from a cracker jack box!
I wish i could spend a month at a spa and have a great looking guy massage me and feed me chocolates all day every day!

granted. but you are allergic to chocolate, and massage oil.

I wish I was dating the guy i want to be dating.

Granted, but you want to be dating a crackpot.

I wish that my hair was straight.

Granted, But it sticks straight up and there,s no product to bring it down!
I wish people would stop being selfrightious hipocrites!

Granted, but only because someone was offended for a few minutes

I wish that I could stay perfectly healthy and live to be 121 years old and have a perfect social life, with friends, enemies, and people who don't care, along with all of my family staying alive and (nicely) staying in touch.

I wonder how fast someone will corrupt my wish...

Granted,but the world ends in 1 year and all your friends, family. enimies and people who don,t care are now zombies, and boring robots take their place(but their really nice!)

What do you wish for???

I'll wish for a yummy iced chocolate with whipped cream and non fattening.

Ooooops! I wish My mom would quit calling me in a panick over every little thing 20 times a day!

Granted , but you get brain freeze with every mouth full that lasts a month!!
I wish i could move out of my dump and into a nice little house in the country!

Granted, but the nice little house in the country gets hit by a tornado and literally turns into a dump!
I wish I had a new amplifier for my guitar

Granted, your fingers break and you can't play the guitar.

I wish I had really strong senses.

granted but you live on the surface of the sun and it smells like kitty litter.

I wish I could be a guy for a day to see what it is like then go to sleep and wake up me again.

Granted, but after the fact you experience Phantom sensations like person whos had "something" amputated.
I wish for a comfortable recliner

Granted but it's so comfortable you need all of your willpower to get out of it.

I wish I could stick to my weight training routine.

Wish granted BUT you get a horrible staff infection from using dirty machines, benches and weights...ewwwwwwwwwwww.

I wish to be 3 years old again...forever

Granted but you are gonna really miss "grown up fun" and your going to hate car seats with a passion...forever
I wish SNL was funny again

So do I... WISH GRANTED!! but we have to buy them on DVD's...

I wish I didn't regret dying my hair dark brown with merlot (burgundy) highlights. (color of the month LMAO)

Granted,but the next hair colour you choose you,ll be allergic to and all your hair will fall out!
I wish Those dang telemarketers would quit calling my place!

granted but those telemarketers are going to give up phoning you and start knocking on your door
I wish I had thermos that never ran out of coffee

granted but the coffee will be off
i wish i had a cow for christmas

Granted, but it's pink and produces cranberry juice. hey! your gf might like him

I wish this sneezing fit would stop.

granted but you will not be used to it
i wish i can fly

Granted,but first time you decide to soar way up high you end up as a splat on the windshield of a 747!
I wish i wasn,t such a no tech on my puter, and could figure out how to do more on it without screaming for help from my poor hubby all the time!

Granted, but you become such a computer whizz that you manage to hack into the Department of Homeland Security, and when you're found out you go on the run until you're cornered by the police with your hubby facing the edge of the Grand Canyon in your green 1966 Thunderbird convertible...

I wish time would jump forward a week so I'm already in Hobart