Granted but there's a good chance I might accidentally catch you next time I go fishing swtp
I wish I had a bigger fishing net

granted, but it has an even bigger hole in it

i wish i was in world of warcraft

Granted, but you're stuck in a dark cave and you cannot interact with anything or anyone.

I wish my cat was more playful

Granted, but your cat develops an acute attention deficit disorder from catnip and attacks you viciously any time you are not playing with it.

I wish that i was the marvel comic hero, Blade.. (Wesley Snipes)

Granted, but then you are banned from the game! =P

I wish that it was yesterday again

but then you'd make the same mistakes...i wish i had wings..

Granted, but they are made of cardboard.

I wish I had an underground lair.

granted but you will live there forever...

i wish there was peace in this world so there are no killings for greed or power, so that we can live in harmony, so that there is nothing but goodness in our hearts, so that no one would live in fear of their innocent life, so that hatred be replaced with kindness...
hence my wish is for peace in this world...


p.s. whoever ruins this is an a**hole lol...

how could you judge peace; if their was no war.....i wish for the same but how can there be good without evil?...


i wish i met God...

granted but it turns out to be some salesman like in the wizard of oz
I wish I won $800000.00 at a slot machine ( and no I wouldn't but my girlfriend new jeans lol)

granted but you lose it all on the same slot machine...

i wish i had infinite wishes...

Granted, but you die before you can use them.

I wish for a brilliant scientific brake through in interstellar travel!

granted but until we have that, you will be 400 years old
i wish for a better connection

granted in ten years we travel to another galaxy spark war betwwen us and evil alien overlords the human race is wiped out in 12 years time

I wish I had a higher IQ

Granted, but the evil world controlling super intelligent mice from hitch hikers guid to the galaxy take it and use it to find the answer to everything, hince you die.

I wish the answer to the everything was not 42 (hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)

Granted but now the answer is 24 and therefore the universe implodes and destroys everything...

I wish it was Saturday...

Granted but its Saturday 11:59pm
I wish I could see Amy Winehouse going into rehab no no no .....

granted but she checks out 2mins later...

i wish i would go to heaven when i die...

(do not say "granted but you die now" lol) ^^

Granted , but your all ready dead This is it buddy ...UM it doesnt get any better than this!!!
I wish I had a dog sled team

granted but one day they decide to turn on you, so they team up and bite ur manhood off and make you pull the sled instead while they sit on it... ...

i wish homer simpson was my dad...or at least real... lol...

Granted but Homer makes a terrible (D-OH) mix up and leaves you to be raised by Smithers
I wish the worlds first cat sled team and I was wearing my jock strap this time

granted but they call back up...the lions and rip it to shreds...

i wish i had the ability to make thunder come out of my hands without electrifying me...

granted unfortunately for you that's not the only place thunder rumbles out of you
I wish I could jump 20 feet in the air

Granted, but you slammed your head in the ceiling and you end up in a coma.
I wish I was worshipped by tiny purple mice.

Granted but the mice are actually wearing purple lab coats and you are their experiment (no 1011, all the others died already)

I wish I owned a paradise island, free of tax, money and inhabitants... (and yet still get to live like a millionaire )

Yes. But it rains on your island 24 hours a day

I wish women found me irresistible.

Granted, but you die within a week from the exhaustion of trying to keep them all happy!
I wish all the party animals in my building would quit throwing punches at eachother in the halls, makes it sound like the whole dang place is gonna come down!

Granted, but they start throwing the punches at you.

I wish for a wheel of Gouda cheese, in its prime.

Granted but the mice get to it before you can...

I wish I got a raise at work... (A BIG ONE PLEASE)

granted.. upon seeing your huge raise, you keel over from a cardiac arrest.. and having signing a waiver, the company is not bound to see that you get the raise or health benefits.

i wish i didnt have the trotts....

Hahaha I wish you didn't post that hahaha
granted but now you are never allowed to eat two week old burritos again

I wish I could bench press 500 pounds

Granted, you bench press 500 pounds but you can't get the bar off your neck for 20 minutes!

I wish i could fly.

Not only can you fly, but you are, were, and forever shall be one as well.

I wish I was a doll.

ummm you already are... lol jk

granted but your brother puts you in a microwave, sets the time to 5 mins and leaves you to melt...

i wish i could remember what i wanted to wish for...

Granted, but now you've already used up your only wish.

I wish I lived in a huge tree.

Granted, but it's filled with termites. I wish I lived somewhere that it was always warm and sunny.

Granted, you now live on the sun.
I wish I befriended a penguin

granted but now you live in the south pole!

I wish to live in a castle.

Granted! But, it's demonically haunted. I wish I had a sugar daddy who would cater to my every whim.

Granted, but he is made of actual sugar and it is now raining on him.

I wish I had an enormous gingerbread man

Granted, but YOU are now its dessert and its grabs and dips you in milk and eatened.

I wish for a hearty breakfast.

Granted, a hearty breakfast of ox heart marinated in it's own blood and followed by the Chinese delicacy, a century egg.




I wish my teeth were always perfectly clean on their own so I wouldn't have to go to the dentist today.

Granted - always perfectly clean teeth, however THC use causes them to have a lifespan of only 1 year, then they all fall out.
I wish I wasn't ever tired.

Granted, you are now a crystal meth addict and couldn't sleep if you wanted to.


I wish I had a Red Bull.

Granted, but your red bull is completely mad and tries to gore you to death. I wish I never had to work again.

Lol! I meant the drink silly

Granted, you have been paralyzed from the waist down and are still in the elimination period for your disability insurance.


I wish I had a greenhouse.

Granted - but your red bull that drank too much Red Bull is running around like crazy in there just like he was in a china shop.

I wish it was 4:30 so I can leave work and go home

Granted but you have a 'brown' thumb and everything dies.

I wish I had a Parrot.

(I KNEW you meant the drink CRTBUD! I'm just clever like that, lolol!)

Granted, you have a Parrot but he's the one from Monty Python. I wish I was in Key West.