Granted, on your first flight you run into electrical lines and catches fire and plunge 40 ft. down.

I wish for great waves for me to catch this week.

granted but you drowned.

i wish i had a ninja star to throw at stuff.

Granted, but it's a boomerang ninja star and as soon as you throw it, it turns around and hits your eye. Now your friends have to dress you up like a dog so they can take you to the vet to get the star removed.

I wish I had a little pet bumblebee, with a tiny leash so I could take it for walks

Granted but its a wasp and stings you befoe flying away...

I wish he said "hold the mayo"...

Granted... but you thought he said "load the mayo" and things got messy.


I wish I had money to buy lunch right now.

Did you purposley set yourself up crt?
Granted but you buy a pony taco loaded with "secret" sauce...

I wish I had my own all you can eat buffet

LMAO no actually
Granted, but I sneak up and eat it all instead.


I wish I had a space heater.

Granted but it only works in outer space.

I wish CRT didn't eat all the all you can eat buffet - I'm starving

(edited for spelliiinnggg)

Granted but I eat it instead...

I wish I owned Bolivia

Granted but the conveyance papers read Bulimia which nulls your contract and you own nothing.

I wish I didn't crave chocolate.

Blasphemy!!!! As punishment you now crave nothing BUT chocolate for the rest of your life!

I wish everybody on the planet craved chocolate

Granted but you crave a one of those infamous pony tacos instead...

I wish I had a proper fly fishing rod...

Cool double corrupt! granted.... Everybody but you Scorpion...
I'll use my first wish again...

Lol.
Granted, but all fish are now extinct.

I wish I knew what a pony taco was.......... I hope it's not a taco made of pony's, that would be sad

EDIT: I found out about the pony tacos so nevermind........ can I get a new wish?
I wish I had the power to change the pony tacos into a real live pony again!

Granted... But it is a real live pony made of ground up pony hamburger! It dances and prances and smells like A&W...
I wish I had some felafel

What's a taco pony? pony taco? ugh whatever. And your wish is granted but it's so spicy and hot it burns your mouth.

I wish I wasn't an EMO COW lately.

Granted, you are now an emo ELEPHANT!!!

I wish Jody would cheer up.

granted- now she's sickenly up beat all the time

I wish my kids would keep their room clean.

granted its so clean its now a clean room and no one can enter or exit in fear of comtaminating the room

I wish i could spell and read beter

granted- now your so anal retentive about it, you're forever correcting people and you obsesively read everything. That you have to be locked up to keep your sanity.

I wish I had my own private sanctuary.

Bahahahahahahahahahah I lubs yous my brudda!! *waves "trunk" at Bud*

Okay-- moving on, wish granted but your sanctuary is on the moon.

I wish everyone has a happy valentines day (ok pretty lame)

I wish I could run the streets naked and no one would see me!

Granted, but you,ll get a sun burn or freeze your tushy off! Depending on the season!
I wish I didn,t break my fav. coffee mug!

Granted, instead your house burned down when the coffee maker screwed up!

I wish for a mindless android butler.

Granted, but because he's mindless he keeps doing everything wrong and is constantly destroying your stuff.
I wish I had my own forest.

Granted but it's overrun with evil smurfs that constantly hump your leg.
I wish I had a tall glass of chocolate milk.

Wish granted but the glass brakes and chocolate milk is all over your pants.

I wish I was 21 years old.

Wish granted but you must make all the same mistakes in life, only a lot sooner.


I wish i could travel back & forward in time at will.

Wish granted but you can never return to present day.

I wish you would talk to me.

LOL!!!!!

Wish granted but only if it's in person face to face.


I wish i could travel great distance instantaneously.

Granted, but you cannot control where exactly you would end up.

I wish I had a penthouse.

Granted, but the penthouse is infested with bloodsucking ticks.

I wish I could drive....

Granted, you now can drive... people crazy and they all start throwing rotten fruit at you, and you now have to make a run for it! Well you wern,t specific about what you wanted to drive!
I wish i had a maid to clean my apt. up for free, and was way too honest to steal the things i have that are of no value anyway!

wish granted but the maid will have an unbearable body odor

i wish i could relive high school but with all of the knowledge i know possess ten years later...

Granted, but because of all your knowledge you are classified as a nerd and you will be bullied by everybody.
I wish I had something fun to do right now.

Granted, but all fun activities are made illegal, you are then arrested and sentenced to 20 years hard labour as an example to the rest of us.

I wish my 5 a side football team I'm in would win a game.

granted, but you will suffer a career ending injury in the process

i wish i was a little bit taller

Granted but none of your clothes now fit and you can't find any new ones in your size.


I wish I had a pet shark

Granted, but it can only be fed human parts, and you live alone...

I wish i could see through objects.

granted, but you are trapped in an old folks home for the rest of your life

i wish i could breathe fire

Granted, but you burn your throat.
I wish I was the king and queen of cheese.

granted, but you are lactose intolerant

i wish i could grow facial hair at will

Granted, but its a hot pink.

I wish for light saber (not only good for cutting stuff but makes for a good reading lamp).

Granted but every time you pick it up from the wrong side!

I wish everyone who's made a wish so far would have their wishes granted without all the misfortune.....

granted, but the world will end tomorrow

i wish i was the omega man

granted but you get eaten by your dog after its bitten by a zombie.

I wish I owned my own country.

btw funnyest thread I've ever seen.

granted but in your country it was tradition to annoy the one owning it until the country was disowned

I wish that I was perfect and the world would last in peace and harmony for all of eternity with nobody suffering any misfortunes at all
(hahaha try and beat them apples!!!)

Granted, the only way peace can be if their is no life, all life on Earth dies! then you die!

I wish for a TARDIS

Granted but ( i hope i got the right tardis definition) it malfunctions and you get stuck in the cave man days,

I wish I had a new ipod

Granted, but the iPod plays only music in a frequency that only a dog can hear


I wish that my dog would stop squeaking his annoying squeaky toy!!!!!!

Granted, but the squeaky toy starts squeaking your dog... OR......Your dog starts squeaking YOU!


I wish that I had unlimited un-corruptable wishes that must be wished in my language, (eniglish), that could only come true under my command and that would last forever! (beat that!)