granted, but the wishes made had to be made on the 3rd friday of every leap year while standing on a living T rex and closing your left eye while blinking your right eye

I wish I had a cake and could eat it too

Hey, as long as I get my wishes! I just have to go to a museum with those "living", rubber dinos, every leap year !
Anyway, your wish is my command! But it's a poisonuos cake and since you ate it, you will die, but come back to life every 3rd Friday of every leap year and see me standing on a rubber, "living", T-rex while closing my left eye and blinking my right eye making a wish for you too find more poisonous cake which will make you die 99.99% of the time! That was a huge run-on sentence.....

Oops, almost forgot I had a wish, I wish I had a harmless, herbivore..ous?, T-rex that I could stand on every 3rd Friday of every leap year making my wishes with my left eye closed and my right eye blinking.........hehe, I'm trying to make this post as long as I can!

hahhaha that was sooo funny!

Granted, but the T Rex is invisible

I wish that I had a girl/boyfriend that really was cool and liked me alot and was good looking (yeah RIGHT)

granted but he/she had advanced stages of every STD known to man.

i wish i had the midas touch in my left hand only

Granted, but your right hand fell off and you touched a vat of acid, turning the vat into a vat of gold and having your left hand stuck in the vat forever

I wish that I was married to Gerard Way

granted, but you Yoko Ono MCR and they break up soon after

i wish i was married to Yoko Ono

Granted but she leaves you for a woman 12 mths into the marriage.



I wish i never got married, just lived (DeFacto) with a woman & had kids...

Granted, but you also have to live with the rest of her extended family all 58 of them.

I wish for a pack of never ending tim-tams.

^{lol!!! thats nasty.}


Granted but you got to eat one whole pack everyday for the next ten years.



Wish my numbers come through in next Saturday's Jack Pot Lotto.....and i'm the only winner.( )

Granted but you know how they say estimated total? turns out they were off by 6 zeros.....

I wish I had flyin-g cobra with legs on... a leash?..

Granted - but it's a dwarf that's only 1cm in length with dentures:D

I wish I had some sushi.

Granted but it is cooked...
I wish i had the mechanical shark from JAWS in my pool...

granted but you were in the pool too and the mechanics malfunctioned and shocked you

I wish I could travel to England

Granted but the plane crashes and you're the only living survivor. Then again, there couldn't be any dead survivors because they wouldn't be surivors, they'd just be dead. BTW the plane crashes in England so you still got your wish!

I wish my harmless, herbivore...ous?, invisible T-rex wasn't invisible anymore.



I should have wished that.....oops....wait! I can still wish to marry Frank Iero! Wait...no I can't I already used my wish.......

Granted, your T-rex isn't invisible anymore, but now he's leaving you for Frank Iero.
I wish I could communicate with fish.

granted, but the only fish you can talk to are poisonous fish and you have to be 2 inches away from them

I wish that my puppy was with me right now

Granted but it has rabies... enjoy!

I wish my name was Wawawawaw

granted, but you are an abused puppy named wawawawaw

I wish that some guy/girl would ask for my phone number and s/he is really cute and we both like eachother and we are both single

Granted... but then... You wake up...

I wish I owned Europe

granted, but there is now a new tradition to stab the owner of Europe

I wish to be a foot taller (6'6" yay!)

Granted but now everybody thinks yer a freak...
*cover's stab wound*
I wish I owned massachusetts...

granted, but you became the ugliest person alive and had to resort to going out with Rosie O Donnell and had smelly threesomes with her, you, and Ellen Degeneres

I wish that I was Wonder Woman

*Shudders* WHY ME!!!!!!!!!!
Granted but it backfires and your now Superman...
I wish I invested in NASDAQ 3 years ago...
Rosie and Ellen? *BAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFF*

granted, but your stuck underneath rosie o donnell and she has EXTREMELY bad gas, the kind of gas that makes pigeons pass out

I wish that my mom would move a billion miles away

(and I have always wanted to be a guy, thank you sooooo much)

Granted but you move with her...
I wish I was not underneath that giant boulder of a woman...

granted, but now Jessica Alba is sitting on you (I'll be nice =D)

I wish that jessica alba was sitting on ME=D

*gasps* WOW...
A blessing indeed... Granted but... (so sorry) she turns into... BARNEY THE PURPLE DINO!

I wish Eva Mendes would join us....And by us I mean me and Alba

Granted but then rossie and ellen kill them both and beat you up.then ellen dances on you(hehe)

i wish jessica alba would be my gf and not have stds or turn fat,gayor into a dino,lolz

Granted but she turns anorexic...

I wish I had my own theme music...

granted but it's this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8

I wish my dog would stop chewin my stuff.

btw you can change your name

Granted but it plays everytime you move!

I wish my my T-rex was dead!

I already granted that,and mine was funnyr

granted but he only died after eating you,so your traped inside him.(i'll be a little nice to you) but you have a laptop with you,

I wish my dog would stop chewing my stuff

Granted, but your dog is gone!

I wish I had a better theme song than Charlie

Granted - you ran out of peanut butter

I wish it was time to go home.

EDIT: D'oh beat to the punch



Granted - but it contains the 'brown note 5 times per chorus

NOW I wish it was time to go home.

granted but you now have no home,it was smashed by shadows trex before he died,but look on the good side,you can free shadow

I wish i had a roo as a pet

granted, but roo is potty trained to go to the bathroom in someones mouth...


I wish that I could find better pics of me than the one i just uploaded

AS long as it's not my mouth im good,

granted but you are invisible in them

I wish windows vista worked better

granted but your computer turned into the Japanese Version and it costs YOU a billion $$$ to change back

I wish that I was the prettiest girl ever =D

granted but only cus your invisible.

I wish i could prove aliens are real

granted, but you are placed in a mental facility


I wish I was the prettiest visible girl on Earth

granted ,hmmm you get plastic surgery but get hit by a bus coming out of biuling,giving me a distraction to escape,lol

I wish i owned microsoft so i could make a better os

Granted, but you're only the prettiest because every girl on Earth looks the same. So you're all the prettiest.

I wish I had better music on my MP3 player.

Granted, but since bill gates isn't backing it anymore, stocks crash and the company goes bankrupt before you can put out the new os... Sucks to be you...


I STILL wish for better music on my MP3 player

ugh soo mean


I wish i owned microsoft so i could make a better os
-Granted, but you became blind and unable to speak



I wish I had better music on my MP3 player.
-Granted, but it can STILL only be heard by dogs


I wish that I was in Iraq!!! I miss my big brother =[

arrrggg

granted but the chopper you took to get there crashes in front of your brother.

I wish i was on vacation in alstraila

granted, but the alligators ate all your clothes and your plane ticket back and your wallet

I wish my big brother was back from Iraq =[ *cries*

Granted but you dont get any kevlar...

I wish I had a living breathing utahraptor chained up in my impenatrable blanket fort...

cant grant it cus i dont know what it is

Granted, but now your chased and hands are grabbing at ya by guys with plumbers butt and bad BO! And have to go into hiding!
I wish, i was a talented photographer, writer, and painter of natures beauty, before it,s all gone!

granted, but you have no hands