are you trying to kill the thread?

a wish?????

hahaha sorry I just cant think of any wishes... hmmmm...

I wish that I had a billion wishes?

granted but they all suck.

I wish i had a flying car

Granted but it is made of lead

I wish I can go to the movies tomorrow

Granted but you have to go to the very sh**ty Cloverfield or AVP2

I already saw both of those movies.....

haha

I wish that I had some awsome new clothes

I wish for some cheese by the way

Granted but you have to go watch those movies in them for eternity...
I really want some aged cheddar cheese...

granted but the cheese is inside of a rat...

I once again wish for more awsome clothes that i can wear

Granted but you ruin them with popcorn grease
I wish my for some swiss cheese instead

granted, but its in a pile of cow poop

I wish I had a new laptop

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY POST A WISH TO CORRUPT!!!....

granted... now look at my previous post

Granted but its dell...

I wish I still had my iMac

Granted, but it has been plastered with Miley Cyrus stickers

I wish that I didnt have to go to the gym

Granted, but you now have to walk to work

I wish that I didn't have to do schoolwork

hahaha im already @ work

Granted, but now you have to share a foot with your teacher

I wish that I wasnt bored

Granted, you are now having a heart attack. enjoy!

I wish Jess would stop ignoring.

granted but now he will stalk you

I wish my car could fly(and my car is not made of lead)

granted, but your car has to tow 1,000,000 lb blocks of lead at all times

I wish I had more yogurt...

Granted but it is loaded with the diahreah causing bacteria BL Regularis (that s*** really works!)...
I wish Justin Timberlake would hook up with Spears again so I wouldn't have to listen to Cry Me A River whenever my roommate is bored...

Edited for Spelling...

Granted, but Cry Me A River is now your cell phone ringtone...

I wish I had the ability to fly through walls

Granted... But only through walls where Rosie O'Donnell is changing on the other side...
I wish Mickey (my parrot) would shut up...

granted,he shuts up cus he is eating your cat.

i wish my family lived here(in this toown) too

Wish granted but you lived under a bridge.

I wish I have a million bucks right now.

granted but its locked up in a safe on the moon

i wish i could breathe underwater

granted! but you'll forever stay in the water. having a hard time breathing air.

I wish I could go to the moon and have a the key to unlock the safe to my million bucks.

Granted but it is all in expired gift cards that can never be renewed...
I wish I had some more peanut butter...

Granted but it also is expired.. about 10 years ago.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

granted but you get killed by mib when they find out

i wish i had a better pc

granted but its running vista


I wish I had a pet dinosaur

granted but it cost about 1000$ on electricity alone monthly.

I wish I had the power to control time.

no fair this one runs vista.

granted but he is a trex and eats you

granted but you get stuck in the dino days and are also eaten

I wish i had a pc not running vista

Granted, it's running Windows 95.

I wish I only had one project to do instead of three.

Granted but it is as hard as three in one...
I wish for more honey...

Granted but it's full of ants and fluff.
I wish i could walk in the shadows of giants.

Granted but you get squished...
I wish I had the BFG 10k from Quake

granted but you were stuck in quicksand

I wish i had a lasergun

Granted but it is a malfunctioning one that electrocutes you...
I wish I could turn into a hellknight from doom to scare kids at the college downtown...

granted, but you were dressed in pink

i wish i didnt have a cavity D=

granted but you now have a broken leg

i wish i had a time machine

granted but the government steals it

i wish i didnt have to wear glasses

Granted, but now you're blind

I wish I had a new mobile phone

Granted, but the phone bites your arm off.

I wish a monky!

lol, how can a phone bite my arm off?

Sorry, I don't know what a monky is? Could you please tell me?

Did you mean monkey? Granted you get to run around scratching your butt all day long..... oops that accounts for half the guys I know.

I wish my kids would stop fighting all the time.

granted, but its because they blew each other up


I want a cold beer

You never 'wished' Axis, granted anyway but it's the last one you ever have.


Wish i could take 3 months off work to go on a well deserved holiday.

Granted - HEY they actually found Atlantis and THAT'S where you will be vacationing - downside is you have no breathing apparatus.

I wish my right ear would unplug - I can't hear anything out of it.

granted, but you find out that it was a dead rosie odonnel that was stuck in your ear plugging it up

I wish today would go faster