granted, but you were in slow motion seeing everything in really fast motion

I wish I didnt have to go shoping with my MOTHER

GRANTED,YOU NOW HAVE TO SHOP WITH YOUR MOTHERS FRIENDS

i WISH I HADNT SOLD MY SNOWBLOWER LAST YEAR

Granted but it blows up.... Back to shoveling I guess...

I wish I was on a roller coaster that can never malfuntion in any way shape or form(i.e falling off the tracks, blowing up,electrocution, failing brakes etc. etc...), Was wearing Body Armour that would never come off protecting me from falls empalements and the like....
Corrupt that!

Granted, but there is no electricity, so your rollercoaster cannot move. Also, even if you could get it to move somehow........ it is the shortest and smallest rollercoaster in the world, so it won't be much fun anyway

I wish I owned the moon, and people wouldn't be able to look at it without paying me a modest fee

granted, but the hollow earth theory is proven to be true and the worlds population moves in due to global warming so we never see the moon again

i wish i had access into area 51

Granted, but now you find out the government's deepest, darkest secret............. Area 51 is actually used by government agents to secretly dress themselves up in pink flowery dresses and play tea party with each other!

I wish I had a boomerang........ that cannot and will not hurt me in any way, ever.

granted but your arms fell off before you got to use it


hahaha I like my mom's friends cause theyre all like 20 yr old drunks and its funny

I wish I has hanging out with my mom's friends and she was going shopping for my new skateboard

Granted but it is actually an military lab where they are generating 180000 cannabilistic Rosie O'donnel clones to eat Russia...
I wish I had some soy beans...

granted but they are inside a clump of rosie o donnels poop...
eat up =]

I wish that Sativa would ask me to go to the dance with her

Granted but she is Rosie's Daughter....
I wish for some more black bean casserole

granted, but you cant eat it until you finish watching EVERY ellen degeneres show AND every The View episode EVER

I dont care if Sativa is rosies daughter... Sativa is HOTT!!!

I wish my dog would stop begging and go outside and play

Granted but the poor thing is eaten by a zombie Rosie...

I wish the third "Blood & Ice Cream"(Shaun of the dead, Hot fuzz) movie would hurry up and come out...

granted but you have to sit between rosie and ellen in the theater,hehe

I wish someone would catch bigfoot.

Do i even have to point out who Bigfoot is? Rosie..... They both have big hairy manbreasts and you could sell pics of them walkin to the woods to the tabloids...

I wish Hannibal Rising didnt suck...

granted but it destroys hollywood and all films because it is so good everyone is scared to make another movie because it just wouldnt be good enough!

i wish tom cruise would retire

hehe i should have thought that through better.And now i hope i don't have rossie nightmares,lol

granted he takes you and katie to the mothership, hehe

I wish there was somthing good on tv right now,(that doesnt involve rosie,lol)

granted, but every channel has a show about rossie's kid

I wish I was home right now

granted but you found out that you have to fix a leak, take you the garbage and change every light bulb in the house.

I wish I got a new laptop.

Granted, but it´s made of wood.
I wish I had a chocolate milkshake.

granted! the milk is sour and the chocolate used is at the lowest quality ever!

* is my laptop made in balsa or hardwood? *

I wish my internet would buff videos faster like before.

Granted but the speed malfunctions your cpu aand you can only watch gilligans island reruns...
I wish I could find my glasses...

Granted but they are broken... (you are sitting on them...)

I wish I owned my own house.

granted, but your taxes are $1,000,000 a year


I wish my dog would train himself

Granted! but it is located in an island with no people only you.

I wish I had a book which contains all the secret but in a language I could read.

Granted but not in a language you can speak...
Wish i had some Twiglets...

Granted........ but you lose them? Sorry, I have no idea what Twiglets are.

I wish I knew what Twiglets were.

Granted! Twiglets are a snack food shaped like small twigs and flavoured with a substance similar to Marmite. but you won't know what marmite are.

I wish I had the power to predict my future/ the future.

granted but your predictions are always wrong


I wish I had a new car

Granted but the engine is beside the driver's seat. and without cover.

I wish I knew a way to get to distant stars.

Granted but only diretly into the star...
I wish for more bagels

Granted! but they are 3 days old.

I wish to have photographic memory.

granted, but all you see all day is naked pics of rosie odonnel hugging a dead cow

I wish rosie could make her way out of this thread

Granted but she makes it onto your bed...
I wish I could stop seeing O'Donnell hugging a dead cow...

Granted! But now you see yourself hugging a dead cow.....
I wish I had a new bed.

Made out of O'Donnells inflated corpse...
I wish for some soda

granted,its made out of rosie spit.

I wish i didn't have to go pay my bills today


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granted he takes you and katie to the mothership


hehe

granted, but al gore would sue you for using his creation

i wish i could catch bullets with my hands

granted but your hands are worthess for everything else

I wish i could have pizza right now

??????I dont get it

Granted but you have to share with rosie

I wish my heater would stop malfuctioning(it's freezing here)

Granted but its been S*** on by Rosie...
I wish I owned a mercedes Maybach...

granted but rosie is stuckin the pasenger seat,and all the chicks are disgusted,by rosie

see my wish above,It was never answer

Well here it is! you cant cas you only have monopoly money! I wish for more Twiglets

I cant what? my wish was about my heater??????

granted,they are recycled,you get them from rosie,hehe




see heater wish above

I granted that rosie sh** on it!!!

granted, but rosie keeps you warm now

I wish al gore and rosie were married

granted but you have to have a some with them,hehe

I wish i had a new heater ,that isnt rosie

btw see twigletes.

granted, but your heater is now a rabid bear

I wish this thread would go on for 1000 pages

thx! Granted a thousand pages of rosie...
I wish Donald Trump and Rosie would marry

granted, but you are their kid

I wish my comment wasn't skipped over!

granted but now no one loves you

i wish no one hated me