Granted! but after you wash them you discover that they're fakes.

I wish my car has unlimited gas.

Muhahahahahaha Leg Leg. Wish granted but it's human gas and smells really BAD!!!

I wish I could get away to clear my head.

she-ra Wish granted but it's in southern Africa making you think of other things.

I wish that when every time I pull money on my Wallet it's the exact money that I needed. thus making me rich.

Granted, but now your head is completely clear and you have no thought.

I wish world leaders would suddenly become nice people.

Wish granted but when they become nice they change into reptiles

I wish I could clear my head and be able to think and not be near any explosive devices and not think of Rosie or Ellen ever!!

LMAO Leg Leg yes but it's an invisible wallet therefore the money is invisible too!!

*same wish as above*

Granted but now you're thinking of food for as long as you can.

I wish I was a human encyclopedia.

Wish granted but now your endlessly boring peope with only facts and no FUNNNNNNNN!!!

I wish I had some chocolate ((now that I'm thinking about food )) lmao





Edit: speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling

Wish granted but it's pure with no sugar.

I wish I own a Chrysler 300c

ACK that's bitter!!!
Wish granted but it's recalled for faulty brakes the second day and you never get to drive it again - or any other!

I wish people were more positive sometimes.

Granted! but now you live in a place were everything is positive. and annoying.
* argh that's painful not ever getting to drive again.. my poor 300c *

I wish we would save planet earth, this is the only planet with chocolates.

Granted, but its taken over by large fish people who wont let you have any.


I wish my wish was in-corruptable!


Sol

granted. but you can't have any wish.

I wish I have a extra monitor.

Granted,but its not functional (cmon that one was too easy)


I wish i knew why my aunt likes the music she does. (not gunna name the genre for fear of starting a flame war)


Sol

Granted! It's ___no idea___ but you will also liked that genre of music. only that!

I wish I have the power to control technology through thoughts.

granted, but your thoughts always get corrupted and the technology goes haywire

I wish I could jump over a mile

granted but the lil thing called gravity breaks your legs every time you fall.....
I wish i had some koko.....

Granted but it's already cold. and bitter taste.

I wish I was the Grim Reaper.

granted, but god fires you and you spend the rest of eternity as a janitor in hell

I wish it wasn't cloudy today

Granted but it rains acid without clouds...
I wish I hadnt dropped out....

Granted! but it's too darn hot to do any outdoor activities.

I wish I had wings.

Granted but you never return.....



Lqtm, Im watching the sponge who could fly. Anyway, Granted but they are fake.....


EDIT: oops, I forgot to make a wish! Um...I wish Shadow The Hedgehog, (the guy in my avatar) was real...

Granted.. but he's your worst enemy.

I wish for a phone that is universal. ( a remote, etc. )

granted but only real in yer dreams.....
I wish i could return to colledge and that this was incorruptable

Granted! but you live on a another lifetime. ( smart eh.. )

I wish I had 3 more desktop computer.

granted but they all have electric currents flowing threw the keys....
Wish for some coffee....

Granted! only coffee granules.

I wish for a hot cup of coffee.

Granted, but it is too hot to drink, and it will stay that hot forever.
I wish for a cappucino donut.

granted but it reeks of B.O.
I wish I had some deoderiser

granted but the govt makes it illegal for private citizens to own gold and imprisons all current owners of ingots and bars for life

i wish i could build muscles by thought and not by having to actually work out

*edit for spelling

granted,but people find out and kill you so they can inspect your brain to find out how to steall your power.

II wish I had not wasted all my gas driving to some stupid little town in nevada,for a client.(300 miles,ahhhh)oh and don't kill my car.nothing bad can happen to the car in the granting of tthe wish.

Aww...that takes all the fun out of it !

Okay fine, Granted, You wasted more.

Um...I wish that everyone, (all humans), were vegans. Please don't make the outcome TOO bad!

Granted, but now there are so many animals that eat all your vegies and humanity all starves to death! (now thats not so bad is it?)
I wish my stupid migrane would go away, and never come back!

Granted but now you have a cold for the rest of your life!

I wish I could conrtol everything in my life....forever

granted, but everyone dies around you and you spend eternity alone

i wish i hadnt needed to edit this post due to the fact that i didnt even type up a wish in my original response

Granted, you didn't need to edit your post.......... but you did it anyway

I wish I had a brandnew, working bigscreen HD tv.

granted but its the only you'll ever be able to watch and it breaks the next day

I wish I had something to drink

granted, its anti-freeze

I wish for time machine, so I can fast forward through the rest of the school day!

granted but the machine malfunctions and you fast forward to the last day of your life

I wish i hadn't drank that anti freeze

granted, instead you drank ammonia.

I wish you drank the anti-freeze

granted but you are held responsible for his death

i wish my skin wasnt so dry

Granted, your skin is turned into mud.

I wish I had new shoes.

granted, here they are!


I wish I was in love.

granted, you are in love with a chicken, your sick...

I wish i had an ornathopter.

granted,you turn into one,and are stuck that way.

I wish My pc would stop crashing

Granted, instead, it is struck by lighting (you have no idea what an onrathopter is do you?)

I wish for a burito!

Granted, but the burrito gave you such bad gas you exploded.

oh i forgot my wish!
i wish i could walk through walls.

granted, you walk in on your parents well, you get the idea
i wish i had a pet turtle

granted a big dinosaurs

I wish could smile today