Granted but it is stolen...
I wish for some tea... cold... or warm... or brimming with bugs... as long as i get some frickin' tea....

Granted, but the mug shatters and the tea spills everywhere right as it touches your lips.

I wish i knew spanish so i wouldnt have to take 3 more years of it!

Granted but you have to move to Spain now
I wish i had a baked potato with ranch dressing, sour cream, chili, salsa etc...

Granted - It was baked 4 years ago and you just now get to eat it.

I wish my sore throat would go away... cough cough!

Granted, but now you have bronchitis.

I wish I had a topview reference image for this damn car I need to model...

Granted but now you don't have the side views or anything!!

I wish that i didn't have to ride a horse with bad gaits today

Granted, but now you have to ride an angry bull.

I wish ... I had a Nintendo 360

Granted! You get one custom built, shipped to your house free, and it's the only one ever made! But right after gameplay starts and you get a peak of the amazing graphics, it overheats and blows up.

I wish for an umbrella shaped like a walrus...

Granted - but it thinks YOU took it's bucket and it closes on you and suffocates you.

I wish we had nice spring weather.

Granted, then it rains all summer.

I wish for a royal flush on a big pot tonight.

granted, but the toilet overflows and ruins the cards


I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner

Granted, but a new study comes out proving hotdogs to triple chances of getting cancer. Now nobody is in love with you

I wish I could leave work earlyyyy!

Granted, but it's because you had a horrible work related injury, causing you to be in the hospital for months. Man are those medical bills going to SUCK!

I wish I didn't have to come back to Iraq

I wish you didn't have to go back either Crovus, granted now I have to go to Iraq! "D-oh" I corrupted my own wish
I wish nobody had to go to Iraq

Granted, now we're all going to Iran.

I wish I had cybernetic enhancements.

granted but for some reason one the enhancements was an old cassette player with a tape of "Journey" playing over and over again
I wish I could get my truck painted today

granted, but they painted it the wrong color and you still had to pay for it..

I wish I could soar like an eagle

Granted but you soar like "Eddie" the eagle
I wish I had new tires

Granted, you now have a brand new set of RC Car tires

I wish I never had another zit.

Granted because every square inch of your body is a zit, no more room for new ones lol ( just don't swat a mosquito on your arm)
I wish my Chicago Bulls were better

Granted but you get a rabbit instead.

I wish I were more good looking.

Granted, your REALLY good loooking! but no one can see you cause they died in the end of the world!

I wish that my sea urchin didn't eat our sally lightfoot crab


(I DID get a english saddle! at the big auction in town

fine then... I am granting my own wish

Granted but he ate my brothers finger

I wish that i could buy the red white and blue bedsheet set that had horses on them...

Corrupt that

Granted, but you get the last set which ends up getting caught on fire thanks to the candle on your nightstand. *ooooo*

I wish I had the body of a Spartan

granted,but you have to go back in time to get it.

i wish i had a working xbox 360

Granted, it works! -As a coffee mug warmer/coaster

I wish for a coffee mug warmer/coaster

Granted - But the world runs out of coffee and all you can do with it is play HALO3.

I wish I had some tater tots right now.

Granted, I collected the ones that I dropped on the floor for you.

I wish the beautiful girl who just walked by and gave me a sexy look would decide she wants an insurance quote and come back over here!!! d-d-d-damn

Granted, she asks you for a quote for her and her overprotective, body building husband.

I wish I was no longer the self-proclaimed king of the hot tub.

Granted but now your the self-proclaimed king of the bathtun

I wish that i had 6 perfectly fine delicous french toast sticks instead of 3 dry ones

granted but they forgot the syrup

First of all, welcome Shortee

You didn't leave a wish, oh well. Save it for next time!

I wish for Shortee to leave a wish.

Granted. She leaves a wish but it actually comes true and it is for you to forget about these forums so you end up never posting here again.

I wish to be able to forget a certain someone ever existed and ever having to meet them.

Granted, but you also forget your own name and how to use a toilet properly.

I wish I had a beer right now

Granted but it went flat in 1968! Enjoy!

I wish for it to stop storming forever and it stayed between 70 degrees and 90 degrees all year long in Montana at least!!

Granted but Montana is now completely submerged under water, except for the mountains, due to the melting of the polar caps and the rising of the sea level and will share the same temperature as the Pacific Ocean.

I wish for Texas to stop being so hot.

Granted it is now -115 degrees in texas

I wish that I had "Beerfest" on DVD

Granted but it is an Asian pirated copy that only has a poorly dubbed Mandarin voice track now which you cannot understand and the subtitles are in Swahili.

I wish I had 10 wishes.

Granted but they were pre-granted so their things like I wish I had a pony and stuff like that

I wish that I could meet Bam Margera and that he wouldn't die before during or after I met him!

Granted but you yourself die just as you are about to exchange greetings.

+ ponys are cool lol

I wish I could time travel and video document various ancient societies.

Granted, but the ancient civilizations see your camera equipment as strange and evil magics. They burn you at the stake for it. But what a shot!

I wish I could have been around to meet the infamous beauty, Marilyn Monroe.

Granted, but you find her boring, and unactractive.

I wish for jeans that fit.

Granted, they fit to small

i wish i had a 8 gb memory stick

Granted, but it's infected with a nasty virus that slips past your anti-virus and erases all of your hard drives.

I wish I won at least $100,000 from a lottery ticket.

Granted, but you also owe 100,000 to the mob.

I wish for peace, love, and happyness for all mankind.

Granted, for just 1/10th of a second, the entire world is happy, peaceful, and full of love. Now the world goes right back being to the @#$%ed up way it was

I wish this fly would stop trying to eat my cereal....

Granted. Your cat ate it. And the fly as well.

I wish i had turtle pee to chase off snakes at the zee

Granted but the turtle pee sits around for a while and turns to acid and it just so happens it was sitting above your bed so when you fell asleep the next night it drips on your head...The results........ no more Sporkling .....phew that took some thinking!

I wish thta my stupid "horse trainer" wouldn't take my Norwegian Fjord Dala and "train" her which consists of riding her own horses OOOH YEAH!!! i also wish that she would GIVE HER BACK BEFORE MAY 24TH!!!!!!!

granted. But thats because the horse had died.

I wish i have more turtle pee to chase off the snakes.

Granted but you suddenly need to find a snake and you can't

I wish I had a ceaser salad with extra parm. cheese.