Ok, so this is how this little game works... You grant the wish of the person who posted before you, but corrupt it somehow. Then you make a new wish.

Example:

Me: I wish for a million dollars.

Joe: Granted, but it's monopoly money. I wish I didn't have to work today.

Bob: Granted, but you're sick. I wish I has psychic powers.


and so on and so forth. So here goes....


I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, but its made of wood (warning:it may catch fire, or not work at all), i wish i had a car.

Granted, but its an american car. I wish my school lost the electricity again this week and B.C hydro had to spend 5 days fixing it.

Granted, but you have to be homeschooled the whole time.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Canada.

Granted but you have to stay there lol. I wish I was lying on the beach right now.

Granted. But the plane ticket was for a flight in 1987.

I wish I had a 300 gallon aquarium.

Granted but the aquarium is full of posionous spiders and snakes. I wish I had an orange teddy bear.

Granted but you have to collect it from Sudan.

I wish I had a pool.

Granted, but the teddy bear is possessed by a demon.
I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted, but it's room temperature coffee.

I wish gas prices were $1.70 again..

Granted, but there's no more gas to put that price on.
I wish I had a private island

Granted but any vehicle's you ever get and own will always break down.




Granted but it will be mouldy.

granted. but it is only at one station and the pumps are down.
I wish I was an actress.

Granted, but you can only find roles in tv pilots that get turned down.

I wish I had an expensive pin stripe suit. (not sure where I'd wear it though)

Granted, but it's purple with orange pinstripes.


Wish I had a new car.

Granted but is a clown car filled with a dozen clowns.

I wish Angelina Jolie was my willing slave.

There used to be another thread like this. I remember posting in it.

^ granted but she has the body of an old wrinkly woman
i wish i could fly

granted but only in circles.
I wish I was invisible

Granted but only when people are not looking




I wish I was irresistible to women

Granted, but only to old ugly ones....

I wish I got a promotion at work...

Granted. only they all look the same to you.
i wish I owned a pony

Whoops, we posted together so...

your is granted, but it only has 3 legs

Now I wish I could ride a motorbike

Granted, but you crashed it.

I wish I knew everything

Granted. but everytime you try to tell someone you forget what you were saying.
I wish I could sing really well.

Granted, now you know everything about nothing

I wish I wasn't in Iraq.

Granted, but you can only do it when you're in the shower.

NOW I wish I wasn't in Iraq

Granted, but no one could hear your voice besides yourself.

I wish I had a kitten

Granted. but only when you sleep.....(for now come back soon for real)


Granted. but it is a familiar


I wish we could figure a way to not double grant wishes!!!!!1

Granted but now we shall triple grant wishes.


I wish I could take over the world

Granted. but you lose power to me in a week.
i wish I wasn't sick right now.

Granted but tomorrow you shall be sick instead then for the rest of your life.


I wish I had x-ray vision

granted. every time you used you get poisoned by the radioactivity.


I wish I could transform into whatever animal I wanted to.

Granted but you shall be hunted by mankind.


I wish I had leant how to use a pogo stick

Granted. but your fat so it doesn't bounce.
I wish it snowed in texas

Granted but its all yellow snow.
I wish for a hug.

Granted, but it's from someone who has no personal hygiene.

I wish for a dollar.

Granted but its the last doller you'll ever get.
I wish I had a pimp a** yacht.

granted but someone pulled the plug

i wish i passed my finals

Granted, but you forgot to write your name on any of them, so they don't count.

I wish i owned Antarctica.

Granted, but global warming melts it. I wish I didn't have to shower every morning.

Granted...no really...it's granted...People just think you smell funny.

I wish this place didn't feel like prison...

Granted, you can't feel anything now.

I wish dinner was ready.

Well I'll go again because my mother just granted this one, except there was no downside.

I wish there was more to do for fun around here.

Granted, but it's not your kind of fun.

I wish I had something else to do here at work.

Granted, you get to reply to this post.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

granted except its limburger

I wish to sleep for twelve hours straight

Granted!! And guess what??? You get to stay awake for 72 after you wake up, rest well.

I wish reality tv was realistic.

Granted, you've been forced to live on a deserted island all by yourself while being filmed.


I wish I could astral project.

Granted, but you can't get back in. I wish for more free time.

Granted, but now you have nothing to do with your time.


I wish I was more productive.