I thought it would be good for everyone to share thier humor. So thought ild start it by telling you a few quick things.
When my brother was little he flushed a kitten down the toliet .

I broke my bestfriends two front teeth accidently once on holiday at two different times in one day. Once juring the day at the side out the pool i pulled her towards me and she hit her head on a metal bar and broke the 1st front tooth, then later that night we went to the fair and i bumped into her on the bumper cars and she head butted the wheel of her bumper car and broke the other . Then we went on holiday together again and we both got stupidly drunk, and i pushed her as a joke but she went flying in to a courner of a wall and split her eyebrow open. She got it stiched up and her parents would let me near her the rest of the holiday . She calls me her curse .

Also i was drunk at a house party and was play fighting with me mate matt in the bathroom and i calapsed and head butted a sink and me eyebrow pierceing popped out, then when i woke up i looked in the mirror to find a was covered in blood, screamed like a B***h and i calapsed i second time backwards into the bath and smacked my head and knocked myself out, and because of all the screaming and the blood my mate ran out the room and was sick in matts mums bedroom the funny thing is a remember nothing and all my mates had to tell me about it :

dont worry it was a quick death.............or was it?!

naa joke it just got i little wet, thats my humor i wouldnt really find something like that funn..................or would i?!

I would love to see sponteanous Cranial Explosion, just to be there and watch someones head explode for no reason is enough for me to die laughing.

its harsh but so true!!!!!!!! considaring you live in hertfordshire have you ever seen the FHM book of rank pictures, its really old i remember seeing it at school

OK, don't wanna get spooky on anyone but I'm from Hertfordshire too, anyone else currently residing in Hoddesdon?

I got that FHM book, i have it in my personal archives. I'm from welham green, a small sleepy village near hatfield.

So does anyone have any interesting funny stories then?

When I was little, I wanted to help my Dad with the gardening, so he gave me a garden fork and told me to 'airate the grass', basicly poke the fork in the grass.. I'm not sure this is a real thing that gardeners do, or if my Dad just didn't want me pulling up all his plants,

Anyway, there I was happily poking the fork in the grass when bosh, I stuck the fork right through my foot and into the ground.

It didn't hurt at all, but my Dad totally paniced and rushed me up the hospital.

Apparently the fork was brand new and relatively sharp, and as I was not wearing any shoes, it just went straight through. Luckily missing all the bones and tendons, and requiring only a great big plaster and a tetenas jab (BTW the jab DID hurt )

you just reminded me of something my brother did ages ago. He was playing baseball with his friend martin, and martin said he was going home. And my brother stayed out to practice. Martin snuck up on me brother to try and scare him but my brother unaware of Martin behind him swung the bat round behind him. And slit his head open but that wasnt funny cause he almost died. O and someone i know got kicked in the head by a horse cause she went up behind it to pet it stupid girl

One day my Sister and I decided that apparently our Grandfather's horse was hungry . So we took it to have an apple .
Only, when he had finished eating the apple, he refused to leave the Kitchen . That horse got us in soooo much trouble

When I was an veterinary nurse student in Edinburgh, our tutor decided to treat us to a day at the Zoo........accompanying the vet on his daily rounds. After a fun filled day pulling teeth from a leopard, playing with the penguins etc etc we were in an enclosure containing a Black Swan which had a broken leg. The Zoo vet informed us that he was going to have to nip back to his office because he had left a piece of equipment there that he needed. He informed us that we were welcome to stay there and wait for him but he would have to put a sign on the enclosure informing people that we had permission to be there so no one called security.........OK we said.......and off he went.

After a while we wondered why people were pointing at us, laughing and taking pictures ......the sign read as follows:

" New exhibit !!!!!!! One day Only !!!!!!! Veterinary nursing students, please do not feed, they have been known to bite !!!!!!!!! "


Oh the shame !!!!!!!

GREAT!

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Did you mean to do this:

I put stupid remarks and false names in visitors books at tourist attractions.

When I was at school I told everyone thet a certain local house was haunted. It wasn't, as far as I know, and even today I've heard it called the 'Ghost House'. I also sabotaged a fellow student's biology work by substituting a microscope slide with something um... completely different.
I once did something similar w/ a bottle of Drambuie.

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When I was younger I was having a water fight with a friend, but he kept getting away, so when he came inside, I locked the front security screen. Returning to the water fight, he ran for the door, expecting to escape, but this time, he ran face first into it and bouce backward and fell to the floor

If anyone wants to see my (true) ghost story, just go to the topic about me being new. And the fact that I'm an FBI agent.

Me and a buddy once three wayed mc.donalds and hardys at the same time.. the to guys cussed each other out argueing about them calling there restraunt... hahhahaaaaa

i guess il have to repeat myself then!
Like i said i was messing around and the cat got wet and thats it! some of you need to chill out, and watch a few comedys! Its called DRY humor.

come on.... she said the cat only got wet!!!

did that baby just crap?

look i dont really care if you dont find humor funny. If you got a story shear it!

i live in hertfordshire too!!!!!

let me think....funny stories....
uhm, i once dropped a batroom tile on my mates head from about 2 foot above his head, i didnt mean to. it wasnt funny at the time. but looking back it is.

Nothing really happens, I don't have much to tell. My friend did trip on a nail and her pants went with it. Her pants were also ripped on the nail. A guy from the apartment next to us came out and asked her if she was all right. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was laying on a couch. That wasn't very funny.

This storys funny to me because it was my dad. I was on holiday and my dad went out on a drunken rampage, erlay hours of the morning when he got back we had to open the door for him as he was so drunk he could bearly stand on two feet for a second. He went to the bathroom to do a piddle and the next thing we heard was a crash and a thud, then a silence, then my dad v. drunkenly started calling for my mum. We went in there only to find him with his trousers round his ancles in the bath rubbing his head with a grin on his face.
We asked him what happened and he said he lost his balance while doing a pee and slipped into the bath and smacked his hesd on the wall. So me and my mum had to pull him out of the bath and when he came up there were loads of clicking sounds and he told us his butt was stuck to the bath mat