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Pinky Floyd
I have you ALL beat: ohmy.gif

GI Jane..So bad it could be listed as a 'comedy'..although, of course, there was nothing funny about it. It's just so bad angry.gif , that it's laughable.. laugh.gif

Worst movie evar!
(even worse than Highlander II or III-if that could be even possible..) There should be laws on this kind of thing.


(evar='ever' in all possible realities of corporeal existence..)
ammy
Alot of sequils....like half of them i've ever seen.And remakes*lots of those now a day*,cmon' remakes will never be as good as the real deal.
Hit the Lights
Expelled.

Yeah, I said it!
Sporkling
Home sweet home.
raoulduke666
Troll 2
Gigli
From Justin to Kelly
Terminator 3
Rocky 5/6...im a big fan of "Rocky," but come on, they could have been WAY better.
Garfield
Glitter
HowdyDoo
Epic Movie. Epically unfunny.

Tarzan, the Ape Man (the one with Bo Derek. I'm showing my age). So bad it's a cult classic.

Norbit. Awful and mean-natured. Really awful.

Terminator 3 was good--I just don't like Nick Stahl.

Star Wars I & II. They almost redeemed themselves with Star Wars III, but they should have left well enough alone, IMO.





bogcreeper
Debbie does Dallas ... huh.gif ... note to self "whats wrong with you!!!" mad.gif
Halloween
I love horror, and i love Bruce Campbell but BUBBA HO TEP is really bad...



xFRANCOx
DOOM!!!!!!
IT WAS CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad.gif
Fantailmoon
shrooms was rubbish..not scarey at all just silly
Halloween
QUOTE (1xFRANCOx3 @ May 13 2008, 08:23 PM) *
DOOM!!!!!!
IT WAS CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad.gif



Hell, most everything based on a video game makes a terrible film..... Try House of the Dead and House of the Dead 2 both are awful films....

(please don't ask why i would watch the sequel after a terrible first)
Pol_Pot_will_killyou
Joe Dirt is one of the top 5 best movies ever made. It has levels on levels.

-Pol
snackfood
Blair Witch Project
Plainbob13
Doom.
Teufelhund
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Plainbob13
QUOTE (Teufelhund @ May 19 2008, 08:08 PM) *
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OMG! I remember that one. (shudder)
HowdyDoo
I loved Bubba Ho Tep! Bruce Campbell did a spot-on geriatric Elvis without going over the top. Hilarious.

Condorman? How could I have missed this one?
Paranoid Android
I saw Aliens vs Predator: Requiem last night. I'd have hired it earlier but for the fact my local video shop's manager has gone on holidays, leaving the workers to take care of the store (but not giving them authority to order new videos). The result is there hasn't been a new movie for over 6 months. So I bit the bullet and downloaded. I don't like to do it, I think people should have to pay for what they watch.......

And after watching AvP2, I can certainly say taht I paid - most dearly. I want my download time back. I want that 90 minutes of my life back, and I want that bandwidth back. That's 800Mb I could have used looking up pictures of Bea Arthur instead (if you've seen "Air Heads", you'll understand what I mean by that rofl.gif).

In short, hands down - worst movie ever made. It was like a bad version of Resident Evil, except no superhero, and silly creatures instead of zombies. I think I trained a braindead labratory ape to write better scripts than these people did. It's a shame Aliens and Predator have become so bad in recent years - why not set it in the future (like Aliens) and on Lv426, with Predators attacking en-masse to eradicate the alien infestation, with a human supply ship filled with "bad-ass marines" moving in on something they aren't quite prepared for. I'd pay to see that.....

Sorry for the ramble blush.gif Jut ahd to get it off my chest.....
Teufelhund
QUOTE (Paranoid Android @ May 20 2008, 03:56 PM) *
why not set it in the future (like Aliens) and on Lv426, with Predators attacking en-masse to eradicate the alien infestation, with a human supply ship filled with "bad-ass marines" moving in on something they aren't quite prepared for. I'd pay to see that.....


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Shakezulah
QUOTE (Paranoid Android @ May 20 2008, 09:56 AM) *
In short, hands down - worst movie ever made. It was like a bad version of Resident Evil, except no superhero, and silly creatures instead of zombies. I think I trained a braindead labratory ape to write better scripts than these people did. It's a shame Aliens and Predator have become so bad in recent years - why not set it in the future (like Aliens) and on Lv426, with Predators attacking en-masse to eradicate the alien infestation, with a human supply ship filled with "bad-ass marines" moving in on something they aren't quite prepared for. I'd pay to see that.....


I assure you, this is far, FAR from being the worst movie ever made. Granted, it wasn't a great movie, but it was fun for what it was. There were some awesome kills and some good gore, and that's pretty much all I expected it to be. Unfortunately, it was such an incredibly dark movie that you can't see a damn thing during the fight scenes. I don't know what you thought it would be like for you to hate it so much. It was better than the first by miles and miles.
Plainbob13
House of the Dead 1&2
Pinky Floyd
QUOTE (Paranoid Android @ May 20 2008, 09:56 AM) *
And after watching AvP2, I can certainly say taht I paid - most dearly. I want my download time back. I want that 90 minutes of my life back, and I want that bandwidth back. That's 800Mb I could have used looking up pictures of Bea Arthur instead (if you've seen "Air Heads", you'll understand what I mean by that rofl.gif).


"I want that 90 minutes of my life back" LMFAO!

Serves you right Mr. Pirate..I hope you got a stomach ache too.. tongue.gif

Just kidding of course..I gotta agree that the movie did suck..However...I'm sticking to my guns and saying GI Jane was far and away worse than AVP2.. yes.gif


REBEL
Troy; (brad mr perfect never a hair outta place or a cut to the body with a bulls*t story line hero pitt) ROFL!

Battlefield Earth; (lost over $51m...$urprise $urprise. John Revolta didn't pray to Lord Xenu during production) LMAO!

Waterworld; (cost $235m/lost $50m...washed up) LOL!
Paranoid Android
QUOTE (Shakezulah @ May 21 2008, 02:10 AM) *
I assure you, this is far, FAR from being the worst movie ever made. Granted, it wasn't a great movie, but it was fun for what it was. There were some awesome kills and some good gore, and that's pretty much all I expected it to be. Unfortunately, it was such an incredibly dark movie that you can't see a damn thing during the fight scenes. I don't know what you thought it would be like for you to hate it so much. It was better than the first by miles and miles.
Let's put it this way - I think AvP2 had a higher (human) body-count than all the other Alien and Predator movies combined. And considering that it was by far the shortest of the films, that says a lot. Concluding with the destruction of the town just reads like a zombie film (a la Resident Evil0 seeking to "contain the flood" so to speak. There was no "hero", just a lot of aliens and predators killing folk and occasionally crossing paths. At least in the original AvP (which wasn't crash hot either), there was the pyramid to deal with - the most intense sections of that film revolved around escaping from the elaborate traps.

I still say B-grade horror ohmy.gif
Shakezulah
QUOTE (Paranoid Android @ May 21 2008, 09:44 AM) *
Let's put it this way - I think AvP2 had a higher (human) body-count than all the other Alien and Predator movies combined. And considering that it was by far the shortest of the films, that says a lot. Concluding with the destruction of the town just reads like a zombie film (a la Resident Evil0 seeking to "contain the flood" so to speak. There was no "hero", just a lot of aliens and predators killing folk and occasionally crossing paths. At least in the original AvP (which wasn't crash hot either), there was the pyramid to deal with - the most intense sections of that film revolved around escaping from the elaborate traps.

I still say B-grade horror ohmy.gif


Well that's exactly how the movie was advertised, and I knew what I was going to get. I didn't expect it to be anything else than lots of mindless killing and gore with some cheesy dialogue thrown in. I liked that it was the humans being thrust into a bloody war that they should have no part in. At least the creatures stayed truer to the original movies than the first AvP did. I enjoyed it for what it was. I actually liked it more the first time I saw it in theaters than when I watched the DVD the other day. Movies like these tend to be better on the big screen.

And yeah, the city-nuking sequence looked like it was ripped directly from RE: Apocalypse, crash and all. They could have done better.
exeller
I've never seen it, but I'm gonna have to say 27 dresses laugh.gif
openmind1963
after the aoriginal JAWS,none of the sequels should have been made.so many of those slash and mass murder teenage victims should have never been made either.
any movie that paris hilton was in should never have been made.
Teufelhund
QUOTE (openmind1963 @ May 23 2008, 12:02 AM) *
any movie that paris hilton was in should never have been made.

There is this one paris hilton movie I kinda like... That one movie filmed in nightvision? mellow.gif






Demian
I am Legend
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Hostel (all of them)
Evan Almighty
Freddy got Fingered
Freddy vs Jason

There's a far longer list but it's just depressing to list all those you've wasted time on.
TheBlueDragon
Open Water
You,Me,And Dupree
The Specials


And to many more to even type
TheBlueDragon
Plus i forgot that movie

Children of Men.
Bear's Quest
From Dusk Til Dawn 3 -The Hangman's Daughter

I saw it the night before and wished they'd leave the original alone.






I didn't see From Dusk Til Dawn 2 and I probably won't
Slave2Fate
Most chick-flicks should never be made. Emotions are for people who like....ugh feelings wacko.gif
~Cheese~
Freddy Vs. Jason
Another Teen Movie
Juno
Cadetak
Batman and Robin


sbradj
QUOTE (TheDarkDragon @ May 23 2008, 07:51 PM) *
Open Water



open water diffently!!!!! I think that would have to be the #1 movie that actually sticks out in my memory at this time. which is kinda sad.

Cold.
"BRATZ"... seriously, that movie was... just terrible. And "Mean Girls", along with many other preppy-esque films with the main focus being on "popularity". Ugh...
HowdyDoo
QUOTE (REBEL @ May 21 2008, 01:08 AM) *
Troy; (brad mr perfect never a hair outta place or a cut to the body with a bulls*t story line hero pitt) ROFL!

Battlefield Earth; (lost over $51m...$urprise $urprise. John Revolta didn't pray to Lord Xenu during production) LMAO!

Waterworld; (cost $235m/lost $50m...washed up) LOL!

Heh, Rebel--I finally agree with you on something! thumbsup.gif
Lady_Boleyn
Titanic with Leonardo "Decapitated."
I hate that movie!!! Ugh!

Also Pearl Harbor.
I mean they barely showed the actual
bombing of Pearl Harbor! It was stupid!

Ugh! Why God! Why????

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Drayno
QUOTE (macddt @ Dec 22 2007, 07:48 AM) *
the notebook sleepy.gif or as I like to call it "time to go out and work on my truck movie"


I LOVE THAT MOVIE. Don't disrespect it man, it made me cry.

As for me...I would have to say...The Sponge Bob Square Pants movie.
HowdyDoo
QUOTE (Drayno @ May 28 2008, 10:54 PM) *
I LOVE THAT MOVIE. Don't disrespect it man, it made me cry.

As for me...I would have to say...The Sponge Bob Square Pants movie.

I agree!!!!! Notebook was amazing. NO disrespect here--it made me cry, too. But I'm a wuss.
Enigma wrapped in a puzzle
QUOTE (macddt @ Dec 22 2007, 07:48 AM) *
the notebook sleepy.gif or as I like to call it "time to go out and work on my truck movie"

the notebook was a big success and is already considered a famous chick flick. So sorry bro it was a good one.
Enigma wrapped in a puzzle
there are alot of good movies being named in this thread. No accounting for taste I guess....
HowdyDoo
Okay--I have to add, Mars Attacks!!!!!

Really, really bad.
OlDrippy34
Anything written by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.
Lt_Ripley
Wolf - with Jack Nicholson , Michelle Pfeiffer and James Spader. Just ended. The absolute worst and with that cast yet . ugh . if they set out for cheesy in the 'good' sense they failed. If that wasn't the intent .......... wow what a waste of talent and money and time.
LIGhostChick
Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory... even though Johnny Depp was good in the remake, the original is a cult classic & should have never been re-done. The Omen (remake) was an exact replica of the original movie, there was no need for it when the original was scarier that the remake.
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