"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the management courses I am taking at night and on weekends."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my germ-laden hands."
And, the #1 BEST THING TO SAY when caught sleeping at your desk:

"Amen"

             :s2   Great quotes Al!   :s2
        I think the last one would be hard to argue with!!    :s1

great post althalus!

;D Good one Al. ;D

::) nice one AL

They were all pretty good,specially the last one.Now all i need is a job.........

Amen!

LOL. Loved them.

Cya!