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Neognosis
Ok, so another week went by without finding bigfoot or the remains of one.

But consider that in the coming year 2008 we have:

Dogs
infrared vision and cameras
more human development and building over ex-sasquatch land
more people with digital cameras and cell phones out in the backcountry
More roads crossing the backcountry
More people interested in backpacking

Will 2008 be the year we bring bigfoot home?


If we do, I'll tattoo bigfoot wrestling with the skunk ape on my back.
That's my 2008 pledge!

Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Neognosis @ Dec 28 2007, 09:29 AM) *
If we do, I'll tattoo bigfoot wrestling with the skunk ape on my back.
That's my 2008 pledge!

::raises hand:: I volunteer! I'm picturing a panoramic, intricately detailed masterpiece, and I promise to use a minimum of salt. No charge for you, my cyber-friend.
Conspiracy
In a way I hope IF it is alive that no one does find it. Bigfoots a legend and if its found then all those big fat safari hunters will be looking for their next trophies
Neognosis
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I volunteer! I'm picturing a panoramic, intricately detailed masterpiece, and I promise to use a minimum of salt.


No way. I'll have my usual tattoo artist do it.

I'm picturing a sweeping pacific northwest vista with the skunk ape locked in combat with bigfoot! And maybe a group of backpackers watching in the background.

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Bigfoots a legend and if its found then all those big fat safari hunters will be looking for their next trophies


I dont' think you have to worry about it, but I'm sure that they'll pass a law pretty fast against hunting bigfoot. There already was one against hunting the skunk ape in Florida, I think.
kenshinx
there's a law against hunting skunk ape ?
Leejaxs
Why not planes with infrared?
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Leejaxs @ Dec 28 2007, 09:45 PM) *
Why not planes with infrared?

Huh?
capeo
QUOTE (Leejaxs @ Dec 28 2007, 10:45 PM) *
Why not planes with infrared?


In the Pac Northwest? They do that daily looking for weed, dude. No BFs though.
Undeadskeptic
No we won't find Bigfoot. Ever. Because he doesn't exist.
Wreck7
If Bigfoot could be found it would have been found already.
chaoszerg

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Dogs


We have had them for ages.

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infrared vision and cameras


Does not matter because all cryptids have the power to use blurry camera syndrome which is a shared mysterious power that all of them share including Aliens and their ships.

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more people with digital cameras and cell phones out in the backcountry


Yes which means more blurry blobs on a camera while they are filming a tree or a cloud for no apparent reason until the blob magically appears.

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More roads crossing the backcountry


I doubt they are going to stick around when they here a car coming. tongue.gif


Will 2008 be the year we bring bigfoot home? No. I doubt we ever will.
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