A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

yeah i like 9/10

haha how weird! I used to tell that exact joke to everyone when I was in primary school. It was pretty much the only joke I knew.

Here one:
There was a cute little bunny happily running through the woods
when he came upon a deer who was rolling a joint. The bunny shouts to the deer "don't do that!, come running with me"
The deer agreed and as they were happily running through the woods they came upon a elephant who was about to snort a line. Then the happy little bunny shouts at the elephant " Stop don't do that it is bad for you!! Come running with us.... " So of course the elephant agrees. And as they were happily running though the woods they came upon a lion who was shooting up. The happy bunny shouts and before he can say anything the lion knocks him unconscience. The deer and elephant were shocked and tell the lion that the happy little bunny was just trying to help. When the lion shouts " I am so sick of that little muthaf**ka trying to make me run around the forest like an idiot every time he is on x!"

Okay when I read it I thought it was funny. Althought my sense of humor is a little twisted.lol

Haha. That was funny. It made me laugh out loud. xD

that's funny

cool jokes.

Another cool one

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a
camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master
makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says,
"I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box
of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your
master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups
until you throw up!"

xD nice jokes