Lord Umbarger finally reached four thousand posts today with this one. He has been a constant source of irritation to me and a serious pain in every ones collective butt. Nonetheless, like a sore thumb that you just can't cut off yourself, the Mods allow him to stagger on.

Many other members have come and gone, may we have hated to loose but, LU , like a zit on you butt, jsut hangs on causing just enough pain to be aggrevating but, not quite enough to be popped. Oh-well, the night is young.
It's kind of hard to believe that he has never had a thread he started closed nor has he ever been shot at by members of the UM. Curious, we all wonder what his secret is. Well, here it is, he wears iron butt brand underwear. Shooting him in the ass could cause the bullet to rechochet back and hit the shooter.

Maybe Lord Umbarger will stubb his toe while strolling though the message boards one night and we can all hear hims speak in Profanity, his true first language.

Of course, he did become a father since he hit 3,000 posts but, still hasn't been able to post any pictures of the little rascal to the UM, not because he is lazy but, because he is an idiot. Odd how he used to be able to load all kinds of silly photos of orbs on the Ghost threads but, somehow can't get pics of his son to load on the Community threads? The poor moron will probably have to forward them to someone else who can do it for him. Oh-well, time will tell.

See you all at Five thousand and at least one thousand times before then!

Lord Umbarger, the bane of the UM.

Congratulations and celebrations!!!

Good going!!!

All the best xx

Congratz on 4K post's...

....::::Congratz::::....

You deserve a high five..

<PM's him a E-5>

Congrats.

Awesome posts as well! Congratz!

WAOW Lord , congrats ..

Along with my LOL on your post, congratulations to you........

WOW! 4000 posts! "CONGRATZ!" LU!

I'm still having trouble making it work

Here I was going to say congrats on the 4K posts, then I see a baby, I kind of got all gooey inside! It's been awhile since I was around such a wee bundle! Congrats, Daddy, baby is beautiful!

Ahhhh a double whammy.

First of all - baby Umbarger is just gorgeous.

Secondly, you're no bane in anyone's butt my friend.... congratulations!!!

Reg

Maybe it'll work this time...

it worked^

how cute is your kid Congratulations

when will he become a member?

Thanks Glory. I still can't get over how many of my traits he has...all the way down to my crooked pinky fingers! Nope, there is no denying this one! I just hope that he has better teeth than me!

Firstly, thanks, Reg. I find it so easy to get trapped looking in his little eyes. I could spend more hours doing that than posting on the UM. And that IS saying something! Secondly, I promise to try harder over the next thousand! I wouldn't want to dissapoint!

I am working on a screen name as we speak. Mother Kim has already shot down the following ideas: "Bloodfang", "Blaster" and "AK-47-JR". Squirril Buster" and "The Pellet-gun Prince" are still under negotiation. Not to be discouraged, I'm still hoping to get him on-line and signed up ASAP!

I married a smart woman. If LU3 gets his Moms brains and my looks, he'll be unpopular in High School but married to a super model before he learns to drive. Hey, we can all hope!

Hey, in all seriousness, I really want to thank all of you who have posted to this thread. The congrats on 4K posts make me really feel at home here. The kind words about our "newest UM member" really make me feel like family. The "UM" is great, the "You Are" is far better!

Oh yeah, and Happy New Year!

congratulations on your 4k posts!

Congratulations good man.