1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mcdonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that
doesn't apply to you..........and can't find a single one

heavy sigh

1. ....yep

2. ....nope

3. Beer, ick, I drink Wiskey

4. fail

5. Can't see Disturbed or Creed ever being played in a public elevator

6. nope

7. another fail

8. done

9. Hate jeans.... so yep

10. Can see that happening

11. .....unfortunatly yes

12. Doesn't exist over here, so yep

13. nope

14. don't have one

15. neck ache....yep

16. I only wake up at 2 pm

17. yep

18. nope

19. yep

20. yep

21. yep.....er..... pizza counts as breakfast right?

22. Nope, only a month ago friend and I consumed something insane like 28 units between, god I'm never doing that again...... darn

23. only near essay dates

24. nope

25. not true


7/25, AT 21 I'M STILL YOUNG

1. Yeap
2. Nope
3. Yeap
4. Nope
5. Nope
6. Nope
7. Nope
8. Nope
9. Nope
10. Yeap, but only to get the oldies to shut up
11. Yeap
12. Nope - Don't have one here
13. Yeap
14. Nope - they get both
15. Nope
16. Nope
17. Nope
18. Nope
19. Nope - just meds to keeps me sain
20. Nope
21. Yeap - if you call 2pm breaky time
22. Nope
23. Nope
24. Nope
25. Only a few

None applies.. I'm young!!!!

1.yes
2.yes
3.yes
4.close... 4:00 Am count ?
5.no
6.yes
7.no
8.close .... 34
9.yes
10.more like the one who steals their stereo the following morning .
11.yes....unfortunatly
12.yes
13.yes
14.yes
15.no
16.yes
17.no...
18.no
19.yes
20.yes
21.yes
22.yes ... but I dont drink so this ones kind of non apllicable to me ...
23.totall bogus , my grandfather plays counterstrike from his office in intel . ( no joke )
24.non apllicable
25.no


I supposed to be young !!! Why am I old ???!?!?!

1. Yep

2. The 'where' doesn't matter it is the 'who' that does and possibly the 'how' as well

3. true

4. Or earlier if the baby cries.

5. no.

6. occasionally.

7.sadly yes.

8. yes

9. true

10. I have actually done that,

11. Yes and it sucks

12. I don't know what Taco Bell is .

13. Yep.

14. No my dog loves meat

15. no I'm only short.

16. Yes I do, but don't tell my boss.

17. Yep.

18. Yep

19. Only since getting pregnant

20. yep

21. Yep

22. No

23. Not judging by today.

24. no, I drink at home because I can't get a baby sitter

25. Yes





Oh dear

IM 21 none apply to me.

I'm 20 and most apply to me.

Oops......looks like I've got a long way to go before I grow up then

Well about 8/25 I agree with so i guess it doesnt apply to me .... im only 21 so it isnt supposed to anyway