China - Last week, the Qingdao Central Hospital in Shandong Province performed two operations to remove earphones that had become stuck inside the ears of two students hoping to cheat on national college English examinations.

The two students had hired people to call in the answers to the questions on the test, which they received through miniature earphones deep inside their ears.

The scheme seemed to have worked until they realized they could not get the earphones out.
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hahahaha PWNED

That's what you get when you try to cheat.

Hahaha.

"Can you hear me now?"

you know... I've thought of ways to cheat on exams too. I've thought about using an ear piece connected to my cellphone. I would whisper the questions to a genius through the small mic and he's tell the the answers! I've also thought of inventing a pair of glasses that had a hidden camera inside the lens. I'd have another genius view the test questions through the moniter and have them tell me the answer through an ear piece!

Exactly what l thought

I think it'd be cheaper and less time consuming to just cram the night before the exam

that's kind of what I was thinking, you could spend the same amount of time learning the info

Bingo!!

*channels my father* if you put as much time, effort, and brain power into your studies as you do thinking up this crap, then you wouldn't have this problem!

this is funny. well did they get onto the papers?