<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 04:15 AM
What goes through the door without pinching itself?
What sits on the stove without burning itself?
What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
What am I?
Correct doomgirl
doomgirl
Jan 30 2004, 04:33 AM
are you the sun
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 04:36 AM
How about
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face,
Careering along, yet always in place --
The thought has often come into my mind
If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
doomgirl
Jan 30 2004, 04:39 AM
are you the moon
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 04:41 AM
Right again how about
Then all thy feculent majesty recalls
The nauseous mustiness of forsaken bowers,
The leprous nudity of deserted halls --
The positive nastiness of sullied flowers.
And I mark the colours, yellow and black,
That fresco thy lithe, dictatorial thighs.
If youre finding these to easy please add harder ones!
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 05:37 AM
or
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Right Lionel
Lionel
Jan 30 2004, 05:55 AM
| QUOTE (<bleeding_heart> @ Jan 30 2004, 10:07 AM) |
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? |
Photograph
Lionel
Jan 30 2004, 05:57 AM
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing is wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But, if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 06:01 AM
It contains no E's?
Lionel
Jan 30 2004, 06:06 AM
| QUOTE (<bleeding_heart> @ Jan 30 2004, 10:31 AM) |
| It contains no E's? |
Correct <bleeding_heart>
Now try this...
Can you name three consecutive days without using
the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 06:09 AM
Yesterday, Today, Tommorow
and maybe
Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day
Lionel
Jan 30 2004, 06:12 AM
| QUOTE (<bleeding_heart> @ Jan 30 2004, 10:39 AM) |
Yesterday, Today, Tommorow and maybe Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day |
Correct <bleeding_heart>
Now try this...
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
<bleeding_heart>
Jan 30 2004, 06:33 AM
You freeze and maybe colour the water b4 puttin it in the barrel?
seeking
Feb 3 2004, 09:55 AM
how bout you just place the 2 jugs in the barrel?
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