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headch33ze
annie who worked at an insurance company had just been dumped by her boyfreind and was in a mood at work a man who kept hundreds of reptiles in his basement kept on calling her because his basement had flooded and his reptiles all died but he couldnt get insurance when he phoned the sixth time annie shouted down the phone, STOP PESTERING ME YOU FREAK !!! , the next day she came to work to to find some flowers at her desk with a label saying im sorry it had to end this way annie, assuming they were from her boyfreind she threw them in the bin when annie was on fer break her collegue margeret saw the flowers in the bin she thought it was a shame to waste such beautiful flowers so she took them out of the bin the next day annie came to work and there was police everywhere and margerets mutilated body was laying on the floor with a decomposed lizard in her mouth and the flowers were layng next to her.
Lord Umbarger
So, there was a dead lizard in the flowers and Margerette choked trying to swollow it?
headch33ze
QUOTE (headch33ze @ Jan 1 2008, 07:32 PM) *
annie who worked at an insurance company had just been dumped by her boyfreind and was in a mood at work a man who kept hundreds of reptiles in his basement kept on calling her because his basement had flooded and his reptiles all died but he couldnt get insurance when he phoned the sixth time annie shouted down the phone, STOP PESTERING ME YOU FREAK !!! , the next day she came to work to to find some flowers at her desk with a label saying im sorry it had to end this way annie, assuming they were from her boyfreind she threw them in the bin when annie was on fer break her collegue margeret saw the flowers in the bin she thought it was a shame to waste such beautiful flowers so she took them out of the bin the next day annie came to work and there was police everywhere and margerets mutilated body was laying on the floor with a decomposed lizard in her mouth and the flowers were layng next to her.

no the man used the flowers to identify annie and killed margeret then shoved the lizard in her mouth
Lord Umbarger
AH! O.K., now that makes sence. He used the flowers to highlight his target! Now, that is pretty smart. Hate it for Margeret though.
Disney Priestess
QUOTE (headch33ze @ Jan 2 2008, 06:47 AM) *
no the man used the flowers to identify annie and killed margeret then shoved the lizard in her mouth


I know he might be psycho, but why would you kill someone over insurance? I'd just contact the manager. Plus, he'd recognize Annie's voice, wouldn't he? He'd know Margaret wasn't her..
ImaLoner
QUOTE (Disney Priestess @ Jan 1 2008, 07:26 PM) *
I know he might be psycho, but why would you kill someone over insurance? I'd just contact the manager. Plus, wouldn't he recognize Annie's voice, wouldn't he? He'd know Margaret wasn't her..


Maybe he was tone deaf? grin2.gif
Chickens
QUOTE (headch33ze @ Jan 1 2008, 11:32 AM) *
annie who worked at an insurance company had just been dumped by her boyfreind and was in a mood at work a man who kept hundreds of reptiles in his basement kept on calling her because his basement had flooded and his reptiles all died but he couldnt get insurance when he phoned the sixth time annie shouted down the phone, STOP PESTERING ME YOU FREAK !!! , the next day she came to work to to find some flowers at her desk with a label saying im sorry it had to end this way annie, assuming they were from her boyfreind she threw them in the bin when annie was on fer break her collegue margeret saw the flowers in the bin she thought it was a shame to waste such beautiful flowers so she took them out of the bin the next day annie came to work and there was police everywhere and margerets mutilated body was laying on the floor with a decomposed lizard in her mouth and the flowers were layng next to her.


I don't get it
Can't he take the dead lizards out himself?
goalienan
Awww those insurance companies....If they're not murdering you on their rates, their getting murdered........
Purplos
There's nothing like a story where a guy shoves a dead lizard in the girl's mouth.

Weird.
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