New here,
So hey everyone. Looking forward to hearing from you all.I think

Hi Cloud Strife Welcome to the forum.
(btw, if you want to personalize those towels, you could make it
UM MEMBERS ONLY)

Hm, good idea for the towels.
But I'd rather personalize them by having the words "UM members are weirdos" on it.
(Joking)
I've got a bizzare sense of humour, sorry if I offend anyone with it..
I'm just plain evil sometimes

Don't forget...you're now a member too.

Uh..of course I knew that, I just well, erm,...
Well, I wasn't a member then! In fact I'm not even a member! I'm part of a secret agency! I'm a member of the FBI!!
I'm spying on you all!!

"Welcome aboard Cloud!"

Is that your picture on your avatar? If you're from the FBI, then you can frisk me anytime

Please be gentle with the probe

Hey Ronin!
Just so everyone knows this, even though I've already said it, I have a really bizzare sense of humour! I'm very weird! I'm just perfect for this site, in other words

We're all weird in our own way. Welcome!

Nope, that ain't my picture on the avatar.
I'm not foolish enough to let you know what I really look like, being an FBI agent and all..
..just pretend I didn't say that, and start thinking that avatar is a picture of me. So..you eh, forget what I've said!

Ok we'll see that...maybe you could add some Unexplained Jokes lol!

Welcome aboard Cloud!!

Just a warning.. even FBI agents can become addicted to this site!!

Yeah, I know. I just figured I would post something weird, so you can see that we all haver our weirdness like Sweetpumper said.

I'm a newbie also. Welcome to UM. There's a lot of different characters on this website. I hope you enjoy yourself, as much as I have so far.

It's Friday night, I'm off work and out to Party! Have a good weekend everyone!

Yep I'll be adding my own Unexplained Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No-one knows.
And before you go because I'm so boring you could die (yeah right, everyone knows I'm so interesting no-one will leave ) ( ) I have a ghost story to tell. And its a genuine one. Want to hear it?

Nice weekend and have a good party man!

...and welcome aboard too!

Ah wait, before the ghost story..
I was lying when I said that avatar isn't my picture..
I have to tell you this, but you must keep it secret..
That is me. I am a FF7 character. People are looking for me, and they haven't found me so far..
Can I trust you not to give my secret away??

You're weird...indeed....

Heh, yep, I'm weird. And proud of it. I just think differently..to everyone else..
I'll tell you all the ghost story as long as I know you won't tell the world about my secret..promise..?

Ok, here it goes. (Still trusting you all with my secret)
I was sitting in the livingroom, with my friend. The lights in the room were off, and my friend had a (brilliant) idea. He thought we should try and contact spirits with an ouija board.
I wasn't so usre, being that there are dangers in using that thing..but I agreed eventually.
We put the board in the middle of the room. And we tried to call upoun spirits with it.
After a while, an (uneventful) while, we felt a sort of "presence" in the room..
It didn't seem very friendly at all, we could feel its evilness..
We started to get freaked out at that moment..
My friend then told me he saw this "thing" behind me..
I turned around, and I saw..this "face" staring at me..
It said to me, in an evil sounding voice, "THIS STORY IS A FAKE ONE INDEED"!

Well Welcome Anyways Welcome to the Sanctuary of Strangeness.

Yes, welcome. How spectacular it must be for you to be so zany.

Welcome Cloud Strife

o_o;; Is this new member edible?

Lmao @ Aslan

hmmm Hello

hehe! woo! im insane! nice to meet you! hope you enjoy the forums as much as i do. i often get told off for coming on here instead of doing homework:( anyway. enjoy your stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the forums

Yeah Aslan, it's great to be.....this...MAAAAAAAAAD!
And by the way Blood angel, I'M NOT EDIBLE!!!
NOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

Not edible? Hm... Can we test this theory?

actually... nah... I think I'm going to start going into Vegie mode. need to be able to fit into my wedding dress, and humanids are sooooooooo fattening.



Sorry, another baka newbie here. Locked away in her special white room with all her dustbunnies and killer squirrels.

now if I could only get off here and work on my anime fics.....

hm.... why bother... no one reads those.

What? You're in a mental instituition?
Too??

At last, I found out I'm not the only one who is in one! We could be in the same insane asylum, my friend!
I wonder if I know anyone here at the insane asylum like you..

I'm not insane
I'm unsane... Which means I'm more sane than the rest of ya loonies... But Shhhhhhhhhh

DOn't tell anyone cause I'd rather not have to take over.

Oh...ok..

I won't tell anyone..anyone at all..


I still think my army of possesed cutlery is the greatest, you know.

wow, u certainly seem different, NOT

get over yourself, nobody likes the im so wierd and different approach!

we are ALL different, and in some ways we are ALL wierd.

so move on and fit in!

lol

hehehe Okay okay.... I'll cool it. *Looks to her squirrel commander and nods.* Go start planning an invasion... I need to go read my webcomics now and have some time with my hubby...

Welcome to the board

Ambyglam1, have you ever considered the fact that I might not be able to help being weird??
HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EH?? MEEEHHH!!!

GET OVER YOURSELF OFFENDING ONE!

EAT POSSESED CUTLERY!

What an extraordinary post. On that note, I think it's fair to say that this thread has served it's purpose and is now heading nowhere but downhill. Most members are now well aware of your presence, Cloud Strife and we can prudently shut this one down.