· Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
· "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
· BoBo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
· Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
· Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie
· Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
· Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
· There go the lights again...
· Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of 'em.
· Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
· Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
· What's this doing here?
· I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
· That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
· Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
· Sterile, schmerle. The floor's clean, right?
· What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
· OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature
· This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
· Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
· Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
· What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!
· FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
· Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!