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Lottie
Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery!!!

· Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

· "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

· BoBo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

· Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

· Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie

· Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

· Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

· There go the lights again...

· Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of 'em.

· Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

· Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

· What's this doing here?

· I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

· That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

· Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

· Sterile, schmerle. The floor's clean, right?

· What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...

· OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature

· This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

· Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

· Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

· What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!

· FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

· Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


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tendo
HAHAHA great stuff..."thats cool...now, can u make this leg twitch?" woot!
PsychicPenguin
I heard even during commas you can still hear things... laugh.gif
<bleeding_heart>
How about I'm on level 4 beat that!
Scorpius
Those are hilarious. Just imagine the lawsuits coming out of that. tongue.gif laugh.gif
babyforrest
I think any sentence with the word "autopsy" in it can't be good. tongue.gif
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