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jakeman
from all of the people who have questioned the evidence. For one the only way I could get that picture from the sheriff is to steal it. The black bear population is at a all time decline. The largest population of bears are over 137 miles east of owlshead montana. The wolf population are very low as well. You have to go deep inside the woods to find a wolf miles into the woods. The bit of evidence I read native americans told storys and warned settlers of a large wolf man who roams the forests.
chewlip
QUOTE (jakeman @ Jan 15 2008, 07:14 PM) *
from all of the people who have questioned the evidence. For one the only way I could get that picture from the sheriff is to steal it. The black bear population is at a all time decline. The largest population of bears are over 137 miles east of owlshead montana. The wolf population are very low as well. You have to go deep inside the woods to find a wolf miles into the woods. The bit of evidence I read native americans told storys and warned settlers of a large wolf man who roams the forests.



Have I missed something? Where's this evidence?
Schnaffler
Your other thread doesn't make sense either.
Incorrigible1
To the OP: Quit while you're behind.
ships-cat
"last bit of evidence for the werewolf..."

Eeexcellent. Thanks for that.

Right... NOW we can finaly close all the werewolf threads grin2.gif

Meow Purr.
SteveLove
QUOTE (jakeman @ Jan 15 2008, 02:14 PM) *
from all of the people who have questioned the evidence. For one the only way I could get that picture from the sheriff is to steal it. The black bear population is at a all time decline. The largest population of bears are over 137 miles east of owlshead montana. The wolf population are very low as well. You have to go deep inside the woods to find a wolf miles into the woods. The bit of evidence I read native americans told storys and warned settlers of a large wolf man who roams the forests.

A little wacko.gif
WraithGod
How does a recent decline in large predators (especially one that isn't actually recent) coincide with stories told by natives hundreds of years ago?
667-Neighbor of the Beast
It wasn't werewolves, it was dragons!! Ask they guy in the other forum, he'll tell you!!

And what is really funny, is i didn't even notice the quote under WG's post from that guy when I first wrote this!!
SteveLove
QUOTE (BIGK1974 @ Jan 15 2008, 03:34 PM) *
It wasn't werewolves, it was dragons!! Ask they guy in the other forum, he'll tell you!!

And what is really funny, is i didn't even notice the quote under WG's post from that guy when I first wrote this!!


Hahaha. Was draconic chronicler serious with that statement?
667-Neighbor of the Beast
QUOTE (SteveLove @ Jan 15 2008, 03:42 PM) *
Hahaha. Was draconic chronicler serious with that statement?



Unfortunately, very and deathly serious.
Juupy froot
You know, you could have just posted in the first thread...
~Onyx~
I think we should start a new thread about how intelligence and common sense are becoming more and more scarce...and the last bit is DEFINITELY not going to be found in Owlshead Montana.....sheeeeeeeeesh.
gypsygrl
QUOTE (~Onyx~ @ Jan 15 2008, 02:29 PM) *
I think we should start a new thread about how intelligence and common sense are becoming more and more scarce...and the last bit is DEFINITELY not going to be found in Owlshead Montana.....sheeeeeeeeesh.

whecan i find this thread yo speak of i could really use the refreasher course in common sense lol along with other i would suspect !
Keoshin
Even being really low you cannot rule out their possibilities and ask the sheriff for a copy of the photo then post it!
psyche101
QUOTE (~Onyx~ @ Jan 16 2008, 08:29 AM) *
I think we should start a new thread about how intelligence and common sense are becoming more and more scarce...and the last bit is DEFINITELY not going to be found in Owlshead Montana.....sheeeeeeeeesh.


Although intlligence exists in small pockets to this day, sense is not all that common anymore....
WraithGod
QUOTE (gypsygrl @ Jan 15 2008, 07:29 PM) *
whecan i find this thread yo speak of i could really use the refreasher course in common sense lol along with other i would suspect !


"Dragons - they do exist!" right here in this forum. =P Go enjoy, there are many other gold statements from this guy. xD

Oh and yes, he was serious. As serious as when he stated that it was fact that Nessie is a fire-breathing flying lizard and that dragons are responsible for "alien" abductions and cattle mutilations.

OK, I'll stop now. But seriously.
Evangium
Can I put forward the 'shaved ape' theory? Essentially this tidies up a few loose ends quite neatly.

Firstly, humans are the only creatures on the planet that actually remove their body hair. No other healthy, furry animal does it. Why?
Aliens are reported to be hairless as well. Obviously they shaved an ape or a monkey when they introduced the first humans to the alien tech we now recognise as 'the razor'. It is alien tech, since it is a tool we really have no other use for than shaving body hair.

The aliens are still shaving apes and monkeys as part of their 'experiments'.

There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that supports the existence of shaved apes living in our society, just ask anyone who has had a negative encounter with bureaucracy at any level.
As the hair grows back over the course of the month, the ape or monkey takes on a grey or black coloration. Of course only true humans and aliens have the razor. Because the aliens have been shaving them the longest, their genetic memory compells them to head to the hills, forests and other areas where ET lands so they can be shaved again.

Humans are notorious for misidentifying creatures that don't look typical for their species, so 'greys' and werewolves are nothing more than shaved apes. wink2.gif
667-Neighbor of the Beast
QUOTE (Evangium @ Jan 16 2008, 03:37 AM) *
Can I put forward the 'shaved ape' theory? Essentially this tidies up a few loose ends quite neatly.

Firstly, humans are the only creatures on the planet that actually remove their body hair. No other healthy, furry animal does it. Why?
Aliens are reported to be hairless as well. Obviously they shaved an ape or a monkey when they introduced the first humans to the alien tech we now recognise as 'the razor'. It is alien tech, since it is a tool we really have no other use for than shaving body hair.

The aliens are still shaving apes and monkeys as part of their 'experiments'.

There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that supports the existence of shaved apes living in our society, just ask anyone who has had a negative encounter with bureaucracy at any level.
As the hair grows back over the course of the month, the ape or monkey takes on a grey or black coloration. Of course only true humans and aliens have the razor. Because the aliens have been shaving them the longest, their genetic memory compells them to head to the hills, forests and other areas where ET lands so they can be shaved again.

Humans are notorious for misidentifying creatures that don't look typical for their species, so 'greys' and werewolves are nothing more than shaved apes. wink2.gif



Uh.........What?!?!?!?!?!?
Wallydraigle
It's manbearpig.
Aztec Warrior
QUOTE (jakeman @ Jan 15 2008, 01:14 PM) *
from all of the people who have questioned the evidence. For one the only way I could get that picture from the sheriff is to steal it. The black bear population is at a all time decline. The largest population of bears are over 137 miles east of owlshead montana. The wolf population are very low as well. You have to go deep inside the woods to find a wolf miles into the woods. The bit of evidence I read native americans told storys and warned settlers of a large wolf man who roams the forests.

Questioned what evidence? You didn't even post your stolen picture.

Probably the native American stories you are referring to have to do with bigfoot. But those legends are not evidence.
Sweetpumper
Wow.

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snuffypuffer
Sweet tapdancing Christ.
Cronic Samurai
where is there any proof in this prompt
SteveLove
QUOTE (Cronic Samurai @ Jan 16 2008, 02:54 PM) *
where is there any proof in this prompt


There isn't. I think the members here should just let this topic die, unless of course a mod is willing to help us with that.
Magikman
That's what the 'report this post' function helps initiate, it's a little difficult to address problem threads when no one bothers to use it.
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