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Nxt2Hvn
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other,
outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.

I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and
ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was
born...Couldn't walk for a year." w00t.gif

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Ouch !!! laugh.gif
ambyglam
thank god that never happened to me, people should not put their children through that barbaric torture!

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