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At Christmas, a little girl goes to see Santa.
She climbs on his lap and smiles.

Santa says," And what can I bring you for Christmas?"

The little girl says, " I want a Barbie and a GI joe."

Santa looks at her and says," I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

The little girl says, " No, Barbie comes with GI joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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