What are some good chat-up lines?

Hey, whats up can I use you?
It is at least straight forward..haha

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

hahahahahaaaaaaa.

How about this.

I pay federal taxes and I don't live with my mother.

lmao!

So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Is that your heart or the center of sibera? It's okay baby I can thaw you out, im so hot the world revolves around me.

Romantic.


I like it.

Did you clean your pants with Windex ?

Because I can practically see myself in them.

( Ok. That might just get me a slap across the face )

There are always classic ones like "How do you like your eggs" and "Can you let me know if I snore?"

Haha, that is beyond golden!

That, eerily enough, seems an apt statement combined with your userpic LOL
That's not meant as an insult, as I like your userpic

"If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me ????"

"Excuse me, I've lost my phone number. Can you give me yours ??"

Does that mean you are a Johnny the Homicidal maniac fan, or you just like the picture?

Either way, you have good taste.

"Hi, my name is Syd...ive just put some Rohypnol in your drink, and soon we shall become lovers".......

usually gets a laugh, the ladies usually fall for my charm after that..

Fall, or faint from your charm?

Hi, my name if Biff... remember that because you'll be screaming it later

(still like the chloroform one the best though... LOL)

I always arrive too late at the party..

"er...What's a nice place like this, doing in a girl like you?"

"You'll do".

i've never used any of these but have mates that have
whats an angel like you doing so far from heaven?
is your dad a thief? because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

"I think you might eb the woman to cure me of my show fetish. Wanna try?"

Hasta la vista baby,and I'LL BE BACK!

"You're ugly but you intrigue me".

It would appear people are far more interested in submitting inappropriately crude and indecent comments rather than participate in what could be a bit of harmless fun. I've had to remove nine out of the first 20 posts from this topic, that's far too many. Closed.