Time for a little idiocy!
Go here: Slogan Machine
Type in any word.
Post the slogan back here.
Try to keep them clean.

Here's a few to get us started.

"Washing Machines Live Longer With Midgets Inside."

"Any Time, Any Place, Trekkies."

"The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Hillary!"

"Because Obama Can't Drive."

"Tell Them About The McCain Mummy."

"Top Breeders Recommend Romney."

Bread Makes Everything Better

Making Dragons Taste Better.

~Everything We Do is Driven by Sex. ((Ain't THAT the truth!!)

~Leggo my Breast! (OMG!!!!!!!!)

~I'm not Just the Slap, I'm a Member. (OKAY Stopping now....)


Very funny. Thanks NHN!

2ff (two forcryinoutloud funny)

I heard one of those twice today now!

This thing's addictive...

The No With The Hole.

Gee, Your Suck Smells Terrific.

It's Tickle Time.

I am Stuck on Stupid, 'Cause Stupid's Stuck on Me.

Don't Get Mad, Get Chicken.

Have You Had Your Dog Today?

I've Seen The Future, and It's Boob-Shaped. ROTFL



ok,ok...

Monsieur, with this Pancake you are really spoiling us

Not Just Nearly Bud, But Really Bud



HAH! This thing is awesome...

Paste Cuts Internet Time in Half

Sharing the Cow of your Life

The Mountain With The Hole.

Fast Cheeseburger and Good for You.

Try Myspace, You'll Like It.

wtf??? lolz

This is really funny.

Stop! This Monkey is not Ready Yet!

Men Can't Help Acting On the Monkey. (tee hee)

Chaos,
The Man,
The Myth,
The Legend

If You Like A Lot Of Fluffy On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club
Designed for Piss, Engineered to Last
Schhh... You Know Eye
I'm Cuckoo For Naruto
Because Japan Can't Drive
Taste the Lice
What Can X~X~FluffyLudoX~X~ Do For You

Ha. Agreed, addicting.

World of Warcraft - Australian for Beer.

So Easy, No Wonder World of Warcraft is #1.

Every Tuba Helps. (I'm sick of THAT one.)

151 Countries, One WoW.

It's the bright one, it's the right one, that's WoW.

They're Waffly Bari Saxy. (Bari saxy is a term we used for a friend who played the baritone saxophone. We were saying he was very sexy, more or less.)

"a smooth running angela is a relaxing experience" hahahahahaha omg funny!

"when the going gets tough, the tough get darrkmoonbride" hahaha even better! LOL

HAHAHA this is fun

Only God can prevent forest fires

The spirituality goes straight to your head

Snap into a slim UFO

I'd like to buy the world a Bigfoot

This is not your fathers booger

i had to stop, it was too much fun

Make Someone Happy with a Kratos. - females only, sorry guys.

Monsieur, with this Kratos you are really spoiling us.

The World's Local Kratos. - I'm an amusement park.

Choosy Mothers Choose Kratos. - That they do...

Semper Kratos . - sweet

Schhh... You Know Kratos. - Umm, mmkay?

Nothing Sucks Like A Kratos. - I flipped off the site at this one.

There's Only One Kratos. - Lucky for the world there is only one

A Kratos Is Forever. - Immorality is within my grasps! mu ha ha ha!


k, I'm finished.

Wait Till We Get Our Ben On You. lol
Bring Out The Ben. lol
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a PuNkMaN.
There's Only One PuNkMaN. ......YES!!
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's PuNkMaN
Just What The PuNkMaN Ordered ........haha
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' PuNkMaN


ok i'll stop there some of them just sounded too dirty with my name in there to post here

Pride of the Goat For Over a Hundred Years

Moose Not Included

The Ninja Goes Straight to your Head
one more

I've Seen The Future, and It's Unexplained Mysteries

"if you want to get ahead get a silverracer" - i actually like that slogan lol

"The Best Part of Waking Up is Internet in Your Cup."--

"Only Murder Can Prevent Forest Fires."

That's gotta be one of the best one's possible.

Think Annoying.
Poppin' fresh dragons.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Simpson's.
Only watermelon can prevent forest fires. (wow, who knew and all this time I thought it was me.)
and one last one:
I can't believe it's not cherry bombs!

This thing is freaking awesome.

-Two Hours of Knuckles in Just Two Calories
-Fresh from the Captain's Tusk
-Smart. Beautiful. Jack E. Weaselton
-Ding-Dong! Marmot Intestines Calling
-Choosy Mothers Choose Yersinia Pestis

Smart. Beautiful. Ron Paul.

"The non-sticky used hand tools"

You should e-mail his advisors and tell them to use that as his campaign slogan, hehe.

oh my gosh thats funny

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Paranoid Android.

Don't You Just Love Being In Paranoid Android?

We All Adore a Paranoid Android.

Smart. Beautiful. Paranoid Android.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Paranoid Android.

Hungry? Why Wait? Get a B'Elanna
Poppin Fresh B'Elanna
Don't Be Vague. Ask For B'Elanna
Beware of expensive B'Elanna
Because B'Elanna is complicated enough

And the one I really don't get - "Which twin has the B'Elanna?" -- what the?

Ok, since most people around here know I work at Microsoft.... I thought I'd see if the Slogan generator could do a better job than Mircosoft Marketing... oh yes, it doesn't get any better than this:

Windows Vista: The Other White Meat.

And:

I Wish They Could All Be Windows Vista Girls

Honest, those were the first two it spit out. LOL

And, when I tried my nick... OMG....

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Missmelswell.

WHAT!? LOL.

Pretty cute little generator....

Shake the bottle
wake the rectum


spreads straight from the snajjed


when you've got vomit
flaunt it


Bridge that Gap with Reg


The best part of waking up is Reg in your cup



Great generator

Reg