I was just reading the vhat up lines topic and it got me to thinking about men... chat up lines for men to be more exact, i know some of the cheesy pick up lines can go both ways but as women have you ever used a pick up line for a guy? what was it and did it work? And guys feel free to add in things women have said to you or you would like said to you.........

Me personally i have never used a line to pick up lol but one time i was at a club and i was eyeing off this hunky fella when all of a sudden some other girl has just walked right up to him and said "get your keys, were goin back to my house for a shag, by the way my names such and such" the guy looked dumfounded but in about 3secs he had his keys and was heading for the door.... with her LMFAOH

Girls dont need pickup lines, just being sexy is enuff.



EDIT: Innapropriate flirting helps as long as it stays directed towards ME, I dont wana see any of that going round eh///

In my experience most girls are rather tactless and blunt because they assume selling sexuality to males is an easy task, which it probably is in many cases.

Girls do need the lines to work on them, or at least guys need to use some mechanism to initiate casual sex with women. Opportunity is all guys need, so girls don't need to use lines on them. Although I expect some guy will come along with some story about how complicated they really are and how they don't respond to cheap sexual tricks. Bleeeah.

--Jaylemurph

Too good to read my post 'eh?

I wouldn't say it's an issue of being complicated but rather emotional intimacy and sexuality going hand in hand.

hah,i barely chat up women,and i'm also so blunt that i donn't pretty much follow girls "pick up line" neither.my way is arnold's style,just go straight to th girl "i'm asking u out,u know the deal,it's now your call."i know it's stupid but it works, haha.

girls arround me preffer "soft ear"(sth like a pu**y whiped man) at the very first moment.but i'm a "hard ear" cos i know they in fact like cool guys.i'm not muscled,not sexy but i'm hard ear.

and it's not easy for me to hang out here i have to use "urban dictionary" all the time.but i like here.lol.

So you guys dont appreciate a good line? or a little bit of effort? you cant all be THAT easy surely?

Well, not every single one.

--Jaylemurph

I don't think (most) woman use pick-up lines. By experience, they are aware of just how cheesy p/u lines are.

("Wow, you look sooo familiar!")

haha yeah ive had some bad ones like
"is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?"

and

"omg!where are your wings? surely an angel from heaven must have wings?"

pffft....... lol

Uh... OMG...!!! What was your response?!?

well i walked right up to him like it was the best thing i heard, got real close to him and spilt my drink in his crotch for being such a slease.

Don't use chatup lines they reduce your chances.

The Correct Way
1. Go up to him and say the words 'you're nice'
2. When he looks at you hold the eye contact and give him the biggest cheesest grin you can and hold it.
3. He will smile back and nows your chance girl. Kiss him before he gets away.
4. If while kissing him he tries to get away he is likely taken or not interested. In which case find another one.
5. If after a little while of kissing he is still there and a willing participent you should say 'I want to get to know you properly over a quiet drink tomorrow, whats your name and number?'
Congratulations you've just pulled!

The Naughty Way
1. Go out dressed like a prostitute.
2. Cut all the crap and just ask the man for a shag.
Congratualtions you just pulled in under 2 seconds!

Oh lordy...lol.

I think the funniest line I ever got was "Am I cute, or do you need another drink?"

Lol, some effort displayed makes a girl stand out of the crowd for me. I don't usually use pick up lines, but sometimes I will as an attempt at sarcastic cheesey humor. I prefer sincerity and some confirmation that a girl's interested.

Girls don't need em, it usually is that easy for us and we know it . I don't mind a lady who is blunt and comfortable with her sexuality but those who act desperate, make a lot of open ended sexual comments, wear shirts with most of their boobs showing and ass hangin outta their skirt, I don't tend to make friends with. Not because I have a problem with them, to each her own but thats just not how I roll . I just don't get it I wouldn't want other people seeing my private areas like that, it would be super uncomfortable. "hey look at me I'm almost naked" eww.
Most pick up lines men use are so corny it just makes them look bad. Guys forget the lines and just be yourself (unless your a demented serial killer).

Yeah, I think humor & wit are great, and can break the ice.

The only line that has ever worked on me was when i met my current fella, id known him for about 3 seconds when he said to me " how bout you put out that filthy fu***ng cigarette and let me buy you a drink?" we will have been together 2 years this march

Heh, wise dude. My girl and I are 2 yrs in april... good times

I absolutely hate that, I would have more respect than to do that to a woman so I'd expect the same in return.

Yes and if you have a butt where your head is supposed to be it can be a big help.... O and money lots and lots of money.

The first thing I ever said to my boyfriend was "I like your hearse" (obviously he drives a hearse) We have been together 4 years as of last November.

Do you see any spooks in his hearse?

Not yet, but I can always hope.

So,that's the best pick up line you have ever had i take it?

I remember years ago in a night club a guy came up to me and said...Ya wanna dance???
I very politely said no thank you...he then screamed at the top of his voice FIFTY DOLLARS???? NO WAYYYYYYY...then walked off

lol solid recovery by him, i don't think i've ever used a pick up line on a chick...but after i've been drinking for a while, a lot of people start looking familiar to me, so the line "u look SO familiar" gets used a lot...sadly i actually mean it.

HOWEVER! my ultimate favourite is this one

"Excuse me? Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?"

"No, how much?"

"Enough to break the ice!"


I find that so incredibly lame, but in a good way, so i vowed to my drinking buddies that next time we head to the pub that i would use it on any girl of their choice... so let the onslaught begin

That is hilarious !!

I've always asked men out on dates. (ok since age 23) This way I get the desirable men before another woman has a chance..teehee>many women wait for the guy to make the first move, I don't. I don't like pushy, cocky men.

I'll have a waitress ask him what he is drinking & send it over . Then he'll ask who bought it and be pleasantly surprised an unknown woman sent it over. then he will come over and join me and we talk and then i leave a short while after. If I'm impressed I'll ask for his phone number, I don't give mine out till i get to know him better. This way he can wait for me to call. Married men won't give you their home phone number, so this is a good test. Alot of married men lie.

I don't invite them to my house though right away. I was never into one night stands and I feel they can be risky & dangerous.

I take things slow and this way we get to know each other and if all is well, passion builds up until you can't take it any more. The long wait makes it better.

Those days are over, since I'm married.

Yes lol, there was no cheese, it was direct to the point lol and beat the usual "what are you drinking?"

I love that one!!



I take it you smoke, but he dont? My man dont smoke, but I do. We have alot jokes about that. A smoker (me) and a non smoker (him)
We have been together over 4 years, so its working.



Hey it worked,

Easy, a girl only has to have the will to talk a guy, she only has to act interested, and she has to do the smile thing (do a sweet smile, almost like cat, then look down then up, raise eyebrow).

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I take it you smoke, but he dont? My man dont smoke, but I do. We have alot jokes about that. A smoker (me) and a non smoker (him)
We have been together over 4 years, so its working.
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The funny thing is hes on my case so much about smoking, we even have arguments about it, but he smokes when he drinks.......... go figure

I can't say I remember giving any lines during my dating days. However, the funniest line I've ever heard was when a guy walked up to me at a bar and said, "You have nice glasses, and I mean it!"

The title of this thread makes me feel like a guitar.

The only thing I said is hello

Women dont really need pickup lines, rather they just need to be able to realize when they are being played.

Something too many girls these days lack...

Ah, oh well.



But really girls have it easy if they can get the courage to hit on a guy. You dont have to say much, just an initial "Hi" will do it. If he is in any way interested, he will carry on with that.

thank God I'm married..

Pick up lines? Didn't they go out of style in like the 80's or 90's? LMAO.

Doesn't matter to me anyways. I talk to anyone, at any time, about pretty much anything. Blah blah blah. That's me. I like to talk.

Sounds pretty bad. Damn oh well. You can either love me or hate me... whatever...it's all good.

HaHa, well it was most effective, cuz I ended up going out with him several times afterwards.




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Don't worry Jody I love you

Oops, I mean sistaa

I've never gone to a bar to be picked up or try to pick anyone up. I don't think I've ever gotten a pick up line - and no, I'm not hideous. I think I would just laugh if I heard any of these, but not in a nice way.

An Iz be Lubbing yas too me brudda :wubs:

I never really got into the pick up lines. Usually I just gave a look, and that intiated a good response from their end.

wow that must be one great look! lol

Can't say it worked everytime. LOL