Atheist God
Feb 1 2008, 12:33 AM
I have had many people ask me how I can pick up women and I often show people how or tell them how and now I will share with you my techniques.
Let's lay down first what you need..
Decent clothes... You don't want to look like a bum
Props... If you know simple magic tricks or if you can draw on the fly sketch books and small magic tricks work well to impress women.
Attitude and Character... Good self esteem and a bit of an ego go a long way
Wingman... always useful to preoccupy **ckblockers and boyfriends etc.
Understanding Women
First of all let's talk about women, most of the ones we consider 'hot' actually have a hard time finding a date because most guys simply think 'she's out of my league'. The first thing to know is you don't have to be the best looking guy around to pick up say a model. Merely having the cahonies to ask them for their number also scores points.
Fact is women like to be controlled they just don't know it yet. If you understand how to gain this control while at the same time having them not realize it your in like Flint.
Technique
First of all never approach a girl from behind or directly in front of them, always come from an angle and never stare at them etc. Make sure they are with a group, when you go up to the group first thing is first, act like you don't notice the girl you want to take either home with you or get a phone number. Next step is ask the table for example if they want to see a magic trick and make a beer bottle levitate etc or card tricks, never ask the girl you want. After you impress her friends act like your superior but at the same time don't over do it, say something like 'i think you have lipstick on your teeth' or with a piece of lint in your hand pretend to pull it off her shoulder and say 'what's this'. So you kinda talk down to them while at the same time trying not to over do it... At this point she is like putty in your hands. She is getting interested because she thinks your not.
At this point after chilling out with her and her friends ask her for her number etc... See how the control aspect plays into the whole pick up attempt.
Other techniques vary depending on where you are.
Remember though showing confidence, speaking well, wit and sociability all come into play. Fact is you don't have to be the best looking guy in the room (I'm not) to pick up the girl of your choice... It is actually easier to steal someones date then to pick up someone single. Many of us guys often times underestimate our ability to score and over complicate the matter when in fact it is as easy as I say it is.
I tried the long term relationship thing and it wasn't for me.... So I became a pick up artist, I go out sometimes everyday of the week just to try out new techniques some successful and some not. I can't guarantee success with the method above but it works almost every time for me.
Whether your in high school or your 60 you can pick up women...
There is actually a society of pick up artists, I am not a member but this is where I learned the said technique above.
ohio traveler
Feb 1 2008, 12:43 AM
Thank's for the tips.
I would imagine that I could learn a few easy magic tricks.
Perhaps your advice will work better than using some of the posted pick-up lines from that other thread.

( as funny as they are )
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Feb 1 2008, 12:51 AM
QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Jan 31 2008, 07:33 PM)

Fact is women like to be controlled they just don't know it yet.
Oh really? Please expand on this fascinating theory that you have.
Xenojjin
Feb 1 2008, 12:57 AM
I think you mean "The Art of picking up stupid Women."
But I would recommend guys follow most of what you said anyways. Just like most men are intellectually challenged, so are most women. If you had to bet money, best assume your target is a tomato.
when.i.am.queen.
Feb 1 2008, 01:29 AM
QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Feb 1 2008, 11:33 AM)

Props... If you know simple magic tricks or if you can draw on the fly sketch books and small magic tricks work well to impress women
...
Next step is ask the table for example if they want to see a magic trick and make a beer bottle levitate etc or card tricks, never ask the girl you want. After you impress her friends act like your superior but at the same time don't over do it, say something like 'i think you have lipstick on your teeth' or with a piece of lint in your hand pretend to pull it off her shoulder and say 'what's this'. So you kinda talk down to them while at the same time trying not to over do it... At this point she is like putty in your hands. She is getting interested because she thinks your not.
If I was to give out my number to someone who was doing this, it would be to hire them for a childrens party and not to go out for coffee.
Affliction
Feb 1 2008, 01:33 AM
QUOTE
Decent clothes... You don't want to look like a bum
Speak for yourself, I call it hobo chic'.
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Feb 1 2008, 11:51 AM)

Oh really? Please expand on this fascinating theory that you have.
Yeah I agree this is a over generalization (although probably a partly true one), I don't subscribe to traditional gender roles at all, I like a woman who wears the pants and can only imagine there are women who feel the same way.
QUOTE
If I was to give out my number to someone who was doing this, it would be to hire them for a childrens party and not to go out for coffee.
Hilarious
Kismit
Feb 1 2008, 01:35 AM
QUOTE
'i think you have lipstick on your teeth'
Wow I had an ex who use to like to tell me I had a booger up my nose.... Man he was like sooo hot.

Of course I never really had a booger up my nose, but it was funny that I would spend 10 minutes trying to discreetly dipose of it.
lol, those techniques are incredibly lame. Great if you want to pick up the stupidist clingiest girls at the Party and want to spend weeks listening to long sobbing phone calls or discover that they 'Accidently' got pregnant, because they loooooovvvvveeeee you.

Sad, just sad.
Allfather of Valhalla
Feb 1 2008, 01:35 AM
Dude, writing this topic was like turing on a light bulb in a room full of moths.
Moths that remember your inner most secrets that you share with them, and use it against you in future, too!
The Silver Thong
Feb 1 2008, 01:51 AM
Come on guys give the OP a break, look where he lives for peet sake. Have you ever been to Winnipeg? That would explain alot as to why this works for him.
Just givin ya a little friendly jab there AtheistGod I have never been to Winnipeg, I was WARNED years ago about that city
Inner Space
Feb 1 2008, 01:57 AM
when.i.am.queen.
Feb 1 2008, 02:08 AM
Look Athiestgod, its not saying that those tips won't pick up girls (obviously it has been working for you otherwise you wouldn't have bothered to post them).
Rather, it may not be picking up the type of girl whom you want/like/deserve.
Edit: Spelling.
Neith
Feb 1 2008, 04:07 AM
Sounds like some ones been watching The Pickup Artist

...
Neith
Feb 1 2008, 04:12 AM
QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Jan 31 2008, 07:33 PM)

pick up artist, I go out sometimes everyday of the week just to try out new techniques some successful and some not. I can't guarantee success with the method above but it works almost every time for me.
Whether your in high school or your 60 you can pick up women...
There is actually a society of pick up artists, I am not a member but this is where I learned the said technique above.
lol just read this part. so how did you find out about this society?
fylgja
Feb 1 2008, 04:21 AM
QUOTE
First of all never approach a girl from behind or directly in front of them, always come from an angle and never stare at them..
You forgot the part where you get a couple of your budies to hold her down while you rope her jaw shut.

Are you trying to pick up women or gator wrestle them like Steve Irwin?
EmpressStarXVII
Feb 1 2008, 04:25 AM
Smart women will catch this technique right away, and hopefully walk off. No offense, of course

.
Neith
Feb 1 2008, 04:27 AM
WonderTouched
Feb 1 2008, 04:30 AM
hehehe I want proof! show us that this works LOL
sorry couldn't resist!
Lt_Ripley
Feb 1 2008, 04:43 AM
now for the real advice.
since you never know where this woman is going to be when you 'pick ' her up or what you'll be doing or wearing.
. 1. be yourself - always.
2. listen.
3. don't bore or yap about yourself. aka be discriminate. not boastful.
4. look in her eyes. no where else . smile.
really that's all you need to do. no fake crap because then it's just harder to be yourself later. If you present yourself as something your not you may argue about it later. that goes for both men and women.
I've never had a problem 'picking' up women.
nativechick1989
Feb 1 2008, 05:20 AM

Some of these comments to your 'art' are hilarious.
I could just picture a dude acting all suave, using said 'techniques'

and the woman thinking to herself...''That don't impress me much''.
Syd Boggle
Feb 1 2008, 06:54 AM
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ Feb 1 2008, 05:43 AM)

now for the real advice.
since you never know where this woman is going to be when you 'pick ' her up or what you'll be doing or wearing.
. 1. be yourself - always.
2. listen.
3. don't bore or yap about yourself. aka be discriminate. not boastful.
4. look in her eyes. no where else . smile.
really that's all you need to do. no fake crap because then it's just harder to be yourself later. If you present yourself as something your not you may argue about it later. that goes for both men and women.
I've never had a problem 'picking' up women.
Hmm all very touching, but guys, dont take that advice.......Take mine...Now here's what you do, if you want to pick up a girl in a bar,
1.Arm yourself with plenty of cash....
2.buy her lots of drinks....(i opt for girls who can down a pint of strong ale in 10 minutes)
3. Lie (remember she doesn't want you......she wants the dream)......Exaggerate by up to 45%, is a good rule of thumb
4. Are you pulling a stunner with no effort at all?..THINK!..Beware the Beer goggle effect (we have lost many brothers that way)
5. Enjoy the night, but REMEMBER....you picked her up in a Club! you both had seedy & grubby intentions! this union can only be a one off!
Cadetak
Feb 1 2008, 07:52 AM
Magic tricks? Really? I'm sure that may impress a few grade schoolers but anybody over the age of twelve would just laugh hysterically...no offense.
Make the ladies come to you...switch these silly gender rules around a bit.
Lottie
Feb 1 2008, 09:46 AM
You forgot to add the hotline number whereby for a one off fee!!!! you can buy the reading material and a free calculator.
ohio traveler
Feb 1 2008, 11:12 AM
Perhaps I'll just stick to " accidentally " crashing into their shopping cart at the grocery store.
" I'm sorry miss..... I didn't see you there........ Arey you hurt ? Can I help you back up ?
( I don't really do that )
Bill Hill
Feb 1 2008, 11:34 AM
goalienan
Feb 1 2008, 11:46 AM
QUOTE (when.i.am.queen. @ Feb 1 2008, 01:29 AM)

If I was to give out my number to someone who was doing this, it would be to hire them for a childrens party and not to go out for coffee.

I agree with that....He forgot the part about blowing up balloons and making animals and hats....
fylgja
Feb 1 2008, 01:38 PM
Give the guy a break. Obviously the "just be yourself" approach wasn't working for him.
Bill Hill
Feb 1 2008, 01:45 PM
QUOTE (Lt_Ripley @ Feb 1 2008, 04:43 AM)

3. don't bore or yap about yourself. aka be discriminate. not boastful.
what? Do you mean like er talk about blacks and gays?
Something like that?
louie
Feb 1 2008, 02:40 PM
Ive always been very sucessful with women an ive found the best way is.
Dress well.
Be yourself.
Be funny.
Talk an listen.
Appeal to the womans intelligence, that really works.
Be relaxed
Wolf MacCanine
Feb 1 2008, 06:17 PM
When someone in chat mentioned this thread last night,I immediately stated this:
The Art of Picking Up Women = Walk up to a woman,spin her around to face you,grab her around the waist and toss her over your shoulder,then walk away with her.
Sorry,but each woman is different,and each has their likes/dislikes where it concerns men.One standard method will not work with all women.
Quill
Feb 1 2008, 06:26 PM
This is a joke...maybe it should be moved to the joke section...
Lt_Ripley
Feb 1 2008, 06:27 PM
QUOTE (Syd Boggle @ Feb 1 2008, 01:54 AM)

Hmm all very touching, but guys, dont take that advice.......Take mine...Now here's what you do, if you want to pick up a girl in a bar,
1.Arm yourself with plenty of cash....
2.buy her lots of drinks....(i opt for girls who can down a pint of strong ale in 10 minutes)
3. Lie (remember she doesn't want you......she wants the dream)......Exaggerate by up to 45%, is a good rule of thumb
4. Are you pulling a stunner with no effort at all?..THINK!..Beware the Beer goggle effect (we have lost many brothers that way)
5. Enjoy the night, but REMEMBER....you picked her up in a Club! you both had seedy & grubby intentions! this union can only be a one off!
lol you forgot to leave a note next to her unconscious body before you sneak out that says she may want to get anti bio tics .... as you rush to the doctors .
truethat
Feb 1 2008, 06:38 PM
ohio traveler
Feb 1 2008, 06:43 PM
And here I've almost mastered the disapearing coin trick
crtDzyn
Feb 1 2008, 07:26 PM
I can picture every girl you do magic tricks for turning to her friend dying laughing whenever you're not looking.
I'm sure they all remember you well though

I'm sorry, but you really baited yourself with this one AG
Neith
Feb 1 2008, 08:14 PM

true.... classic
Kismit
Feb 1 2008, 09:31 PM
How to pick up Men a guide for Women of discerning character.
Firstly dress well. Be clean, smell good, get your nails done. I suggest you wear either a low cut top or a short skirt. Never both there is a fine line between classy and trashy.
Secondly, glance around the room. Pick your prey choice of man carefully. Not the guy with the magic tricks not the guy guzzling back pints (you don't want him to embarrass you at a later date, when he is crying into his beer because you were the best thing he ever had) but that guy who seems well dressed clean and comfortable.
Catch his eye and smile a gentle and sft lips together smile. Hold this look for only a second, then lift your drink (an expensive mixer) to your mouth and look away, smile and laugh at the witty thing your friend just said.
When he comes over, continue talking to your friends. If he is intersted he will try to get your attention. He will then offer you a drink if he doesn't, return back to hunting scanning the room.
When he offers you drink, say No, but offer to buy him one instead . At this point you are no longer in maybe territory but you own him, he is probably even comming up with baby names in his head. After all you really are the best thing that will ever happen to him.
How do I know these methods work.it's easy, Men are all the same arn't they?
crtDzyn
Feb 1 2008, 09:34 PM
QUOTE (Kismit @ Feb 1 2008, 04:31 PM)

Secondly, glance around the room. Pick your prey choice of man carefully. Not the guy with the magic tricks not the guy guzzling back pints (you don't want him to embarrass you at a later date, when he is crying into his beer because you were the best thing he ever had) but that guy who seems well dressed clean and comfortable.
LMAO kismit you're too funny
RockChickUK
Feb 1 2008, 09:41 PM
Everyone finds different things attractive.
I personally just think the ''be yourself'' option is best. I have actually had someone doing magic tricks for me on a night out before...He wasn't trying to 'pick me up' though...His tricks were crap and my cheeks hurt with laughing and we did actually end up talking for a while...so maybe it would work with someone single
as long as you aren't taking yourself too seriously...like turning up in a sequinned suit with a mysterious cape
Inner Space
Feb 1 2008, 09:46 PM
QUOTE (truethat @ Feb 1 2008, 01:38 PM)

QUOTE (Kismit @ Feb 1 2008, 04:31 PM)

How to pick up Men a guide for Women of discerning character.
Secondly, glance around the room. Pick your prey choice of man carefully. Not the guy with the magic tricks not the guy guzzling back pints (you don't want him to embarrass you at a later date, when he is crying into his beer because you were the best thing he ever had) but that guy who seems well dressed clean and comfortable.
Catch his eye and smile a gentle and sft lips together smile. Hold this look for only a second, then lift your drink (an expensive mixer) to your mouth and look away, smile and laugh at the witty thing your friend just said.
When he comes over, continue talking to your friends. If he is intersted he will try to get your attention. He will then offer you a drink if he doesn't, return back to hunting scanning the room.
When he offers you drink, say No, but offer to buy him one instead . At this point you are no longer in maybe territory but you own him, he is probably even comming up with baby names in his head. After all you really are the best thing that will ever happen to him.
How do I know these methods work.it's easy, Men are all the same arn't they?
STOP...you guys are killing me!!!
ROFLMAO
The Omega Entity
Feb 1 2008, 10:17 PM
Ok, this is horrible but it worked. Please understand I was quite young when I did this.
I found an ATM receipt which showed a balance of over 60K. I later used it to write my number down on. She called, but I never returned the call seeing as though it would've required plenty of additional financing to uphold the illusion of status. ~Repeatedly paying for gas (for my 100.00 car) with coin would've eventually given it away.
How to pick up anyone who's worth being picked up: Be yourself. Oh, and use your legs, never your back!
Ourmoonlitsun
Feb 1 2008, 10:20 PM
Since everyone is throwing in their two cents (men and women), I'll throw in my half penny...because that's really all it's worth.
Ahem...how to pickup women:
Ignore them. That's right. Now, I'm not the hottest selling item on the female stock exchange, but this has honestly produced the effects everyone is talking about. See, when I go out it is NEVER my intention to hit on someone...and interestingly enough, this outlook has actually produced the exact opposite expected outcome--I have had women tell me outright that it was because everyone else was giving them attention and I wasn't that they were interested in me. The irony of this whole thing is that I have an EXTREMELY low sex drive (medical reasons), and so I have no problem going home alone.
Beyond that, looks and money never seem to hurt :-) Now, I don't have money (see following for reason why), but as I have been actively involved in theatre for so many years, it has been important for me to look presentable. But those two seem obvious.
Lady_Anvilabeel
Feb 1 2008, 10:43 PM
QUOTE
There is actually a society of pick up artists, I am not a member but this is where I learned the said technique above.
*exposed* you may as well flush said technique down the toilet !
raven_1019
Feb 2 2008, 12:47 AM
QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Jan 31 2008, 06:33 PM)

I have had many people ask me how I can pick up women and I often show people how or tell them how and now I will share with you my techniques.
Let's lay down first what you need..
Decent clothes... You don't want to look like a bum
Props... If you know simple magic tricks or if you can draw on the fly sketch books and small magic tricks work well to impress women.
Attitude and Character... Good self esteem and a bit of an ego go a long way
Wingman... always useful to preoccupy **ckblockers and boyfriends etc.
Understanding Women
First of all let's talk about women, most of the ones we consider 'hot' actually have a hard time finding a date because most guys simply think 'she's out of my league'. The first thing to know is you don't have to be the best looking guy around to pick up say a model. Merely having the cahonies to ask them for their number also scores points.
Fact is women like to be controlled they just don't know it yet. If you understand how to gain this control while at the same time having them not realize it your in like Flint.
Technique
First of all never approach a girl from behind or directly in front of them, always come from an angle and never stare at them etc. Make sure they are with a group, when you go up to the group first thing is first, act like you don't notice the girl you want to take either home with you or get a phone number. Next step is ask the table for example if they want to see a magic trick and make a beer bottle levitate etc or card tricks, never ask the girl you want. After you impress her friends act like your superior but at the same time don't over do it, say something like 'i think you have lipstick on your teeth' or with a piece of lint in your hand pretend to pull it off her shoulder and say 'what's this'. So you kinda talk down to them while at the same time trying not to over do it... At this point she is like putty in your hands. She is getting interested because she thinks your not.
At this point after chilling out with her and her friends ask her for her number etc... See how the control aspect plays into the whole pick up attempt.
Other techniques vary depending on where you are.
Remember though showing confidence, speaking well, wit and sociability all come into play. Fact is you don't have to be the best looking guy in the room (I'm not) to pick up the girl of your choice... It is actually easier to steal someones date then to pick up someone single. Many of us guys often times underestimate our ability to score and over complicate the matter when in fact it is as easy as I say it is.
I tried the long term relationship thing and it wasn't for me.... So I became a pick up artist, I go out sometimes everyday of the week just to try out new techniques some successful and some not. I can't guarantee success with the method above but it works almost every time for me.
Whether your in high school or your 60 you can pick up women...
There is actually a society of pick up artists, I am not a member but this is where I learned the said technique above.
Almost everything that you have said here will definitly not work. What will work is (A) confidence (

speaking well and © sociability will get you almost any woman out there. Wit might help but magic well I'd definitly ask you to throw my nieces birthday party and not give you my phone number. Sorry. Raven
angelbby
Feb 2 2008, 12:59 AM
i dont think that anyone really knows the art of picking up women
even i dont an i am a women
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Feb 2 2008, 01:53 AM
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jan 31 2008, 07:51 PM)

QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Jan 31 2008, 07:33 PM)

Fact is women like to be controlled they just don't know it yet.
Oh really? Please expand on this fascinating theory that you have.
well...?
fylgja
Feb 2 2008, 02:50 AM
I always just liked it when a guy is kind (not just to me, but to others) and funny. And I always like a person who loves science fiction as much I do.
xCrimsonx
Feb 2 2008, 03:53 AM
Umm yeah, I sposse............ what ever works for ya buddy.

Hope you do well.
*does a cartwheel, and honks AG's big red nose* lol
PryOpenUr3rdEye
Feb 3 2008, 12:42 AM
QUOTE (AtheistGod @ Jan 31 2008, 06:33 PM)

I have had many people ask me how I can pick up women and I often show people how or tell them how and now I will share with you my techniques.
Let's lay down first what you need..
Decent clothes... You don't want to look like a bum
Props... If you know simple magic tricks or if you can draw on the fly sketch books and small magic tricks work well to impress women.
Attitude and Character... Good self esteem and a bit of an ego go a long way
Wingman... always useful to preoccupy **ckblockers and boyfriends etc.
Understanding Women
First of all let's talk about women, most of the ones we consider 'hot' actually have a hard time finding a date because most guys simply think 'she's out of my league'. The first thing to know is you don't have to be the best looking guy around to pick up say a model. Merely having the cahonies to ask them for their number also scores points.
Fact is women like to be controlled they just don't know it yet. If you understand how to gain this control while at the same time having them not realize it your in like Flint.
Technique
First of all never approach a girl from behind or directly in front of them, always come from an angle and never stare at them etc. Make sure they are with a group, when you go up to the group first thing is first, act like you don't notice the girl you want to take either home with you or get a phone number. Next step is ask the table for example if they want to see a magic trick and make a beer bottle levitate etc or card tricks, never ask the girl you want. After you impress her friends act like your superior but at the same time don't over do it, say something like 'i think you have lipstick on your teeth' or with a piece of lint in your hand pretend to pull it off her shoulder and say 'what's this'. So you kinda talk down to them while at the same time trying not to over do it... At this point she is like putty in your hands. She is getting interested because she thinks your not.
At this point after chilling out with her and her friends ask her for her number etc... See how the control aspect plays into the whole pick up attempt.
Other techniques vary depending on where you are.
Remember though showing confidence, speaking well, wit and sociability all come into play. Fact is you don't have to be the best looking guy in the room (I'm not) to pick up the girl of your choice... It is actually easier to steal someones date then to pick up someone single. Many of us guys often times underestimate our ability to score and over complicate the matter when in fact it is as easy as I say it is.
I tried the long term relationship thing and it wasn't for me.... So I became a pick up artist, I go out sometimes everyday of the week just to try out new techniques some successful and some not. I can't guarantee success with the method above but it works almost every time for me.
Whether your in high school or your 60 you can pick up women...
There is actually a society of pick up artists, I am not a member but this is where I learned the said technique above.
Wow, I dunno what kinda chicks would fall for this crap, but I know I wouldn't want anything to do with them seeing as though I prefer INTELLIGENT chicks who could see right through this scheme.
Although most women (for some mysterious reason) usually end up with a**holes and put up with them...why??? I don't understand it at all...
dest_titor1
Feb 3 2008, 01:07 AM
I am really bad in social interaction, I guess that why I can`t rap my head around any kind of normal group of people. Could I get help their?
(Also I think this shows what kind of person you are [insert thread starter`s name])
ohio traveler
Feb 3 2008, 01:16 AM
QUOTE (dest_titor1 @ Feb 2 2008, 08:07 PM)

I am really bad in social interaction, I guess that why I can`t rap my head around any kind of normal group of people. Could I get help their?
(Also I think this shows what kind of person you are [insert thread starter`s name])
I agree with you I think.
I am much more comfortable and at ease if I can talk one on one with a girl. For some reason I don't do well in group settings.
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