We're back with more mind poo, that's right... MORE. This is Mind Poo version two and we're adopting some new standards in order to keep the dump open. It was sad to see the original pile get flushed without a trace, but I suppose that's the nature of this sort of thing. This is the spot for the crap that's been crowding your brain to get flung anyway you like.

I encourage anyone to contribute. However, the last dump got erased for language and content so please go back after you get it all out and tastefully replace words that violate the board rules with some creative substitutes. I think it will make this crap a little more interesting to read as well. Any format is welcome, the important thing is that you're relieving your brain a little. Who said self-therapy had to smell good?

I've got a little bit of crap on my mind, I'll kick it off





Danny Danny, why'd you do it?
Window was open and the hail went through it
Looks like a bucket of ice on my front seat
You better hide Danny, revenge will be sweet

What happened to the first one?

Me and Jaks swore 2 much crimson...

Yes, a couple posts took it a bit overboard to say the least.... that's why the FCC standards for posting are going to be adopted and also why this is version two! lol I, at first, thought the creative freedom was limited, but, when you take a deeper look, it can provide grounds to adapt creatively that enhance the effort you invest. Can you tell that I'm talking out of my Bill Belichick?


Cheers

It can't be possible that when I take pride in my work its not because I deserve it?
Call me concieted but I know as well as you do that its just jelousy at play.
I'm a lazy, self-absorbed prick, who's average at everthing, sure, but when I do something good for a change you better be ready to hear about it.
I don't have much else going on for me, mabye in a few years when I find something productive to do, but until then dont let yourself get so heated when I do something right.

Oh and YOU, do you really find it nessacary to be so appealing, so sexy, so smart...so perfect, and yet so out of reach.
I know you do it by choice, just to mess with my head, but don't worry, its just my emotions talking when I do something stupid, or act akward around ya...
Mabey in a few years when I find something productive to do, you'll give me a real chance..

[=] I hope you don't think less of me,
Cause of these issues with self esteem,
Keep in mind what I can do for theeeeeeeeee,
With so much hart most readily? [/]

And finally we come to you..
I know the game your trying to play, but can you get out of the way and stop taking up space..
You want to be the center of attention, and even if you aren't you except people to care about your day..
You offer nothing to anyone, and yet somehow you get off thinking everyone loves you..ya concieted lil punk..

Flip a high horse cruiser to the red tinted moon..

Pulp in orange juice is the puss of the human disfigurement..

Is there a GOD out there? a saving grace humanity can reach out to?
Knock at door...
Hello?
knock knock...
NO.

Coolness budarino!

Well, My man was in the paper and on the radio coz he found a cane toad in a neighbours yard.
"Cane toad's are Bad." Mmkay
xcx

One starry night in the cold of May,
I tryed to talk, she just sighed instead,
Something is wrong she started to say,
I kissed her, and held her head,

The thoughts of my life were loaded with sin,
Remember those nights on which we would meet?
The thought of losing cuts into my skin,
I cant live without you my sweet.

Those days have died so terribley hard,
When I am alone it is you I detect,
Without you around I cant feel my scars,
At last I can say goodbye now, this time with respect,

Goodbye Erica...

And in the words of Monty Python...

QUOTE

And Now For Something Completly Different!

Here an old poem that was probably mind poo (it is not mine and I dont claim it to be)...

QUOTE

Late

Last

Night

Upon

A

Stair…

I
Saw

A

Man

Who

Was

Not

There…

He

Was

Not

There

Again

Today…

I

Wish,

I

Wish,

He’d

Go

Away…

You rescue me..... (you're my faith, my hope, my liberty,) and when there darkness (all around)
You shine BRIGHT for me... you are the guiding light to mMMEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeE!

*warming music plays as air fresheners go off* Oh great... We stank it up again...

knock knock
NO.

lmfao, brilliant.



Beer bottle beer bottle
topple tip sip gulp
Fading supply, beer bottles
guzzle drizzle sizzle slop
Mush mush, mental mayhem
Slush flurry blurry bop
Oorgle doogle dagle doobie
Ookay, time to stop

HAH!!! cheers!

1:59 and what to do
Say on here or say adieu

my mind is racing
I feel like pacing

the darkness fils the room
I smell my faint perfume

should I sleep
or get really deep

In mind poo v.2
not sure what to do

TV muffled sound
I stay my ground

The late night owl
I hear a distance howl

Oh no it's just the wind
and yet I'm here again

In mind poo v.2
oh how I love you

Do not fear
don't shed a tear

For life goes on
as I wake at dawn

Part 2

Do you love me I ask?

Freakin no way---

But why I say?

Cuz you like chocolate and you have a fat ass--

Well just poke my damn eye out!

Poke, poke, poke---

Why do people act so mean?

I'm running over your face with my truck--

Uh oh, I'm dead. Bye.

Well today my mind 'is' poo.

Mind poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



This morning I learned how tough vomit stains are

Bahahahahahaha! My mind poo made you vomit?

...irie I be stoppin na. din meeeen na harmin ta da brudda's tread...

Sounds do me like e' woz' pissed drunk 2 days ago. lol

I just remembered this one...



Oh and never hit two circles in one day... Anyone got some cheezies? Or chocolate?

Ohh no problem sistaa, no harm dun. Yo mind poo be welcome in hea anytime na

It was the beer and crown that made me vomit... or perhaps the last shot of hennessey threw me off... *shrugs*



You call me because you want to talk
Obviously not to have a conversation
I speak and you just wait for me to finish
I've got thoughts that I vent elsewhere now
Your loss...

That I was!



Especially not four

When I was young I knew a man
who wrote about a dunny can..........<<<<<<<(that is a really crass and hideous Aussie term)
The thread they called it mind poo v.1
The big bad Mod saw that un done.
But here matured in mind poo v.2
she is happy to read what you all can do.

(That poem was absolute butt lunch)

And I am really here to say, I liked this...


You call me because you want to talk
Obviously not to have a conversation
I speak and you just wait for me to finish
I've got thoughts that I vent elsewhere now
Your loss...

errrm... Dunny can? that is what my grandma used to call her vintage chamber pot...

"Hi, I'd like one packet of......whooooooooooouuuupp and..... sorry, it's been one of those days..
can I have one packet of whoooooooooooouuupp... I'm really sorry... I can't seem to...whooooooooup!
whoooooooooooooooooupp.... whooooooooooooooooup whooooooooooup
I'm really sorry...I whoooooooup
whoooooooooooooooup........ cough...I'm ok now sir... Can I whoooooooooup
!!whhhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOooooup!!"

?

ok i get it now...

I wish I could see your images bill... the image hosting site you use must be blocked by the filters here at work....

is it a picture of tourette's guy?

My grand uncle in India has a shop like that, sold lil things (snacks, stationary, milk)..

Hey crt...
yesterday right?

The picture's not workin

Sorry bad code or somethin'... Here it is...

I just searched for unamused shopkeeper... seemed to be the best one..



nAH the speech is supposed to be from the customer..
Someone walking in a shop..and just making strange noises..
I thought it funny but not well thought out... so, it must be mind poo

Sing to "Winter Wonderland"

My **** burns...
Sores are glistening...
Oh the pain...
Now their blistening...
What a horrible fright...
My **** hurts tonight....
Walkin' in the medicated creams...

Gone away is the swelling...
Now the pus...I am smelling...
I'm wearing a thong...
And I'm singin this song...
Walkin' in the medicated creams...

Later on...
I'll conspire...
Why my **** is on fire...
I wanna itch and I'll scratch...
Now here comes a rash...
Walkin' in the medicated creams...

Finally got the medication...
Put an end to irritation...
What a beautiful sight...
I'm happy tonight...
Walkin' in the medicated creams...

Yep, that looks about right...


looks like mind poo to me

lmao class post

Mind Poo......

Hey I can ****ing SEE you

Sitting here in a room full of people
suffering alone and nobody sees
why O why are you doing this to me?
Every one is caught up in the moment
but for me time stands still
is this how you get your schizy thrills?
I see your dirty nail going for another
I know you know I know
so why do you proceed
if you don't stop it's gonna start to bleed
rolling your prize around
then flicking it on the floor
don't you know I see you dirty ****ing *****

"whats this place called?"
"I believe its called a food library"
"FOOOD LIBRARY"
"ITS CALLED A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHEBAGS!"

"I am the undisputed champion of the world dude, Nothing can destroy me!!!"
"I know!"
*wife walks into bar*
"Where the hell were you last night?"
"Right here at the bar!"
*b****slap*
"I'm sorry honey!"
*grabs ear"
"Now get yo little boxer ass out here right now!"
"yes dear..."

My kids are driving me nutz!! ( Love them) !
My son tryed to put a blown up glove ballon in his pocket today, sooooooooooo funny.
My daughter has a new funny word, "snot". lol

Love, love, love my man!
"he's a comming home".

Today my heart is feeling inspired, my mind is convincing me It's to hard, my sences say I could do with a Jim Beam.
Floating about in my own little world, ( if I have time) is relaxing.
So Im just gunna kick back and watch the clouds go by.

Cruisin along, a peaceful night
Out the corner of my eye I spot the headlights
Speeding towards the stop sign, she flew right past
A bang and a jolt, spinning me fast
The woman collided straight into my car
So, I didn't think she'd be going too far
But in this thought, I guess I was wrong
I look back at her, and she's speeding along
"That f***ing b**** is driving away"
I peeled around and followed my prey
Out the window her open cups went
Swerving and swaying, this chick was bent
Adrenaline rushing and police on the line
I got up real close and rode her behind
Wouldn't you know, she turns in a bar
"F***ing b****," I followed her car
I parked and ran up to her door
Bottle of vodka and beer cans on the floor
Wasted and lost she didn't understand
I was tempted to explain with my hand
She was bleeding so I told her to sit
Then I went see how hard my friend had been hit
Just that moment her car shifts gears
This must be the dumbest woman of the year
I ran infront of her car
"STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
Reversed around the building then over a curb
Into 4 lane traffic and off in a blur
At that momment the police pulled up
I yelled and pointed in the direction of that ****
Shortly after, she was arrested for DWI
So all of you out there, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody was hurt badly in my car luckily but my buddy's shoulder is broken.
Also, $6,000 damage to my car That scumbag doesnt have insurance either

OMG crt, that sucks bro. I would have been spitting chips bad.

Looks like it was a nice looking car man. *hugs*
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xcrimsonx mind poo for 6/3/77.

Tired, wishful, tested,
daydream, hinder, sleepless,
heartach, laughter, sad,
bored, yearning, ticking,
Old, immature, distant,
used, forgetful, impatient,
loved, hated, lost...................
~This ride is just to hard, I want to get off menatly. Things would be so much easier. lol

^ I'm likin this vintage mind poo here...
Like a quality aged wine....


Thanks Crimson. This nut will pay for it one way or another. Hopefully I won't have to take her to small claims court. If I do, she'll regret it. Then again, she'll probably just file bankruptcy. It's going to be one long annoying process, I can be sure about that lol

OMG the bud mobile! that's so poo!

Poo on midgets. They scare me. I run screaming. Isn't that just like midget racist or something? I don't MEAN to be but I get scared. I'm NOT realy afraid of clowns or anything like that... just midgets... but not when they're dressed up then I'm fine. If the midget is dressed as a clown I'm fine; but normal people dress scares me... is that bad?

Oh poo.

looks like mind excrement to me!