BOSTON -- North Attleboro police said they arrested and charged a man with car theft after he allegedly stole cars from two dealerships, then realized he'd left his wallet at one of them and went back to retrieve it.
Police said Damion H. Hines, 26, stole two cars from two different Nissan dealerships, then abandoned one of the cars and crashed the other, according to the Attleboro Sun Chronicle.
A prosecutor said Hines stole a 2007 Nissan Altima from Nissan Village Friday night after taking a test drive with a salesman who left him alone with the vehicle to retrieve paperwork. When he took off, however, he unknowingly dropped his wallet in the parking lot, the prosecutor said.
When Hines realized he had lost the wallet, he allegedly called the dealer and offered to return the car in exchange for his wallet if they would not call police.
Officers were at the scene when Hines showed up and he fled down Route 1, they said, eventually crashing the car in the woods off Interstate 295 and running into the Pride Ford dealership nearby. He was arrested there and taken into custody.
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Serves him right! Karma caught up to him.
Full Version: Man Steals Car, Returns For Wallet
KARMA's A B**** , serves him right! bwahahaha.. 
It's a good thing they caught him before he "test drove" a Ford, LOL.
QUOTE (~Onyx~ @ Feb 6 2008, 12:58 AM) 
It's a good thing they caught him before he "test drove" a Ford, LOL.
Seems like he was just testing his plans for a more bigger type of company.
QUOTE (Legatus Legionis @ Feb 5 2008, 08:59 AM)
Seems like he was just testing his plans for a more bigger type of company.
Yeah really. What a doofus. Undone by his own stupidity. Too bad more criminals weren't like this.
When Hines realized he had lost the wallet, he allegedly called the dealer and offered to return the car in exchange for his wallet if they would not call police.
Yeah right!!!
"OHH!!! PLEEEEEAASE!!! PLEEEEASE!!!! DON'T CALL THE COPS!!! LOOK I'LL GIVE BACK THE CAR O.K., O.K. JUST DON'T CALL THE COPS!!! I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!! PRETTY PLEEEEASE!!!" MOMMMMMYY!!!! 
Yeah right!!!
"OHH!!! PLEEEEEAASE!!! PLEEEEASE!!!! DON'T CALL THE COPS!!! LOOK I'LL GIVE BACK THE CAR O.K., O.K. JUST DON'T CALL THE COPS!!! I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!! PRETTY PLEEEEASE!!!" MOMMMMMYY!!!!
wow, what a fool.
What is this stupid criminal week? LOL
QUOTE (Finsup22 @ Feb 5 2008, 10:24 AM)
What is this stupid criminal week? LOL
I don't know, but at least they are giving us some chuckles. LOL
No wonder some people have to turn to crime, i wouldn,t hire such a Dingus McDumbdumb to cut my lawn or flip burgers! 
Kinda makes ya glad they don't let ya test-drive tanks, don't it?
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