aureola
Mar 11 2008, 05:23 PM
hmm a way to die...
well i am scared of pain,so for me would be accidently eating lots of sleeping pills...but i will have to think of a way, for accidently dropping so many sleeping pills in my mouth
mitosblog
Mar 12 2008, 12:10 AM
I would like to die in sleep
Agapo
Mar 12 2008, 02:57 AM
Ran over by a truck, driven by the incredible hulk.
Vovinam
Mar 12 2008, 02:58 AM
nice undeadskeptic lol
as for me i wold rather die by the most painless and unaware death wwhich i dont know what is...
jakersHD
Mar 13 2008, 02:56 PM
By a Desert Eagle 50AE hollowpoint round to the cerebellum!
Sporkling
Mar 13 2008, 03:04 PM
The rules you set are really the most horrible.
Ausaria
Mar 14 2008, 05:30 PM
Run over by a dinosaur, like, three times.
Wolfox
Mar 15 2008, 08:45 PM
If I were to die, I'd wanna die an old death, knowing that I had a peaceful life.
Bod's Mum
Mar 15 2008, 10:20 PM
Having just won the lottery although to die in tons of debt would be even better.
Wolfox
Mar 16 2008, 12:07 AM
QUOTE (newyork40 @ Mar 15 2008, 11:20 PM)

Having just won the lottery although to die in tons of debt would be even better.

Welcome to UM, by the way. Lottery. Lol. ^.^
Bod's Mum
Mar 16 2008, 12:30 AM
Hi, thanks for the welcome, you are very kind.
Undeadskeptic
Mar 16 2008, 02:27 AM
QUOTE (ShadowMalerenamon @ Mar 12 2008, 02:29 AM)

Haha. Family Guy reference
Thank you! Finally some one notices

Family Guy rocks.
yvan
Mar 29 2008, 07:31 AM
Id say walking randomly and be an accidental landing pad for a UFO crash.
therion24
Mar 29 2008, 07:37 AM
Family Guy is the bomb! I would like to spontaneously combust!
Tom2943
Mar 29 2008, 01:16 PM
Hit by an ambulance, need I say more?
Yorgmiester
Mar 29 2008, 03:01 PM
I'd say the best death would be to be tied down to a torture table and have them slowly take ur insides out and then when the weird guy thinks ur gonna beg for mercy instead u yell FREEDOM!!! with all the strength you have left,and then die whilst looking into your lover's eyes
Or if you don't want to go back in time,you could be battling a hoard of parasitic alien mutants,and after several days of fighting,you realize that ur gonna lose unless someone destroys the hive.So you turn around towards ur friends,say some kind of catchy,inspiring,trademark thing,then charge screaming strait through the mutants,killing dozens upon dozen of them in ur bloody rage,not stopping even when ur arm gets torn off and both ur legs are broken.You climb to the top of the hive,the creatures attcking you the entire way,trying to bring u down.But for them it' too late.With one last heroic yell you leap into the pit at the top,and fall down into the center of the hive,setting off the bomb strapped to ur chest,destroying the mutants and saving the world
Promethius
Mar 29 2008, 03:21 PM
If I had to die I would like to be in the centre of a nuclear blast, you would be vapour in seconds... hardly any pain at all.
choateyj
Mar 30 2008, 04:33 AM
I WISH TO LIVE TO THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 99.....THEN SHOT DEAD BY A JEALOUS HUSBAND
remms
Mar 30 2008, 10:07 AM
doing the worm .
slipklok
Mar 30 2008, 05:39 PM
Trapped in a flaming coffin.
Edit: Wait no, I want to be eaten by Zombies!!!!!
ZombieHunter117
Apr 7 2008, 09:49 PM
I wanna die by killing some zombie stabbing a vampire in the chest doing the cabage patch then have chuck norris blow my head up
Elite
Apr 9 2008, 07:38 PM
most painful in my opinion would have to be ....................
being locked in a coffin with loads of wasps and then having the coffin set on fire while simultaneously falling down a VERY long pit which at the botton of are big metal spikes
Dr. D
Apr 9 2008, 08:57 PM
I want to die in bed when I am 95.
Killed by a jealous husband.
Morgan
Apr 11 2008, 10:43 PM
I think it would be cool for an elephant to step on my head, but then again they'd probably put it down or something, and I don't want that.
So I think I'm going with suicide, but not in the usual way.
the cool way, watch this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTq681RAjMeh, it would look really cool.
probably not very painful though.
I asked my dad what he thought, and he said electrocution because its quick and easy.
I think its just because he used to do the electricity maintenance job at the hospital here. lol
JohnnyRush
Apr 12 2008, 02:07 AM
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Lightning88
Apr 12 2008, 10:49 AM
QUOTE (JohnnyRush @ Apr 12 2008, 02:07 AM)

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hmmm intresting jhonny,lmao
ever seen the mist,nuf said
GUNNARYSEARGENTHARTMAN
Apr 13 2008, 12:09 PM
QUOTE (silverracerkh2005 @ Apr 12 2008, 11:49 AM)

hmmm intresting jhonny,lmao
ever seen the mist,nuf said
I would like todie a hero, like in a giant battle, where I am like the only one left on my side, and there are a billion on the other, and I start to kill them all, but I then get shot by arrows, but I still keep going, atleast 15 arrows pierce my body. I would also like to die by saving another, e.g martyrdom
euthanasia
Apr 16 2008, 01:49 PM
i would probably want to be sniped because it is quick
if i had to choose pain i agree with the pit and wasps and fire thing
THAT GUY
Apr 16 2008, 03:24 PM
In my sleep. Although that scares the crap out of me.
xCrimsonx
Apr 18 2008, 02:06 PM
QUOTE (Siaarn @ Feb 29 2008, 03:21 AM)

Ohoho, this is my kind of thread. I've dreamt of dying many many ways, it's almost a fetish, my current "death of choice" would be a torture technique taken from the show/game Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. Tied to a board, having 15 nails hammered into each hand, one on each joint, then having your stomach sliced open and having your intestines pulled out, still alive while doing so, then dying. Eeehehe.
Okay okay, I had to add another one, I just had to. Also from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, I'd love to go mad from the Hinamizawa Syndrome and claw out my own throat and bleed to death, huhu.. ahh.. fun.
Someone likes adrenalin yeah????? Sweet. Sick but sweet.
xCrimsonx
Apr 18 2008, 02:11 PM
QUOTE (ZombieHunter117 @ Apr 8 2008, 07:19 AM)

I wanna die by killing some zombie stabbing a vampire in the chest doing the cabage patch then have chuck norris blow my head up
If I was a Vampire, "he,he", Id stab a Zombie in the eye and then make him eat cabbage, then sick Chuck Norris on to him, get him to drop kick its head and splatter it every where. lol
JoeyBombs
Apr 18 2008, 04:14 PM
EATEN BY SHARK!!!
Totally!
Just so when people ask:
"How did Joey go?"
"He wa..wa...was.... Eaten by a shark!" (sobbing uncontrollably)
Yeah - Sharks fascinate me
The whole can't stop moving or they die thing.
Poor old me is gonna stop too long in shark infested waters
Then...........
RAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRAHHHHHHHHHHGERAGAHGERA!
Lightning88
Apr 18 2008, 07:56 PM
QUOTE (JoeyBombs @ Apr 18 2008, 05:14 PM)

EATEN BY SHARK!!!
Totally!
Just so when people ask:
"How did Joey go?"
"He wa..wa...was.... Eaten by a shark!" (sobbing uncontrollably)
Yeah - Sharks fascinate me
The whole can't stop moving or they die thing.
Poor old me is gonna stop too long in shark infested waters
Then...........
RAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRAHHHHHHHHHHGERAGAHGERA!

id like to watch you get eaten by a shark,lmao
NosmoKing
Apr 19 2008, 03:09 AM
I'm not so concerned about how I die, but I MUST be thrown to the crocodiles after I die. Seriously. Being buried or cremated is so cliched.
xCrimsonx
Apr 19 2008, 04:49 AM
QUOTE (NosmoKing @ Apr 19 2008, 12:39 PM)

I'm not so concerned about how I die, but I MUST be thrown to the crocodiles after I die. Seriously. Being buried or cremated is so cliched.
You'll make a good fertilizer that way! Good for the earth.. New life. I think thats cool.
When I die I want to be Plastinated for science, Art and education.
Tis a phisical mortality.
Linkies.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik/Plastinationhttp://www.med.umich.edu/anatomy/plastinat...allery/home.htmI saw a documentry on the lengthy processes that take place in taking a deacesed body apart layer by layer. Gruelling work, students get the chance to learm about the Anatomy (research) to become Doctors etc.
I once saw a full horse and a human plastinated as a peice of art. Different yet beautiful in its own way.
People donate they bodies after death, and as sick as it sounds people can go and veiw these scientific works of art.
Such a thing would be a pleasure and an honor to see a loved one benifet this world after they are gone.
satan_incarnate
Apr 19 2008, 08:39 AM
As a joke someone sharpened the edge of a frisbee and it hits me say in the throat.
Someone attaches a small explosive to one of those styrofoam planes and sends it my way.
Be the first person to try out the new robotic tattoo machine and it turns in to a stabbing machine instead.
Get caught in the middle of a territorial war between two rival deer gangs.
Hunting with dick cheney
Beaten to death with an easy bake oven.
While climbing a tree im mistaken as a wild animal and shot with a 12 gauge shotgun, shells loaded with double-aught buckshot then shot several more times for good measure.
Take a nap in front of a steam roller.
Gunmunky
Apr 19 2008, 12:38 PM
I want to die like saving or friend, or maybe running through a gateway to hell(why would I do that though?)
Promethius
Apr 19 2008, 01:00 PM
I've changed my mind, i have thaught of a new death i would prefer.
I would take a load of painkillers and play russian roulette until i lost...

Edit: oh wait a minuet... afterwards I want to be ressurected by a mad scientist, you know just for a laugh...
She-ra
Apr 19 2008, 01:14 PM
NOW. With an axe. Just cut my head off quickly and run away. TY
Plainbob13
Apr 19 2008, 02:32 PM
I had to give this one some thought. So here it is. Siting on a moutain drinking a ice cold beer, watching a plantkiller meteor strike the earth.
SS79
Apr 19 2008, 02:32 PM
QUOTE (She-ra @ Apr 19 2008, 01:14 PM)

NOW. With an axe. Just cut my head off quickly and run away. TY

Ugh you may change your mind if you read the "do severed heads still remain concious for a time" thread lol .
Me i'm a wuss i'd prefer to go in my sleep. not very original i know . but i'd rather not know it was coming .
ValkyrieVoice
Apr 19 2008, 02:46 PM
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 01:08 AM)

This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
A shoot out with the cops.
linnea
Apr 20 2008, 09:44 PM
Well it's either being blown up or jumping out from an air plane without a parashoot and just fall (and then det moshed, hehe)
Pavot
Apr 20 2008, 09:52 PM
Well I would ether say by being subjected to my own attempts at humor or and yes I just decided it must be this:
Please do take me as serous here as I am really telling the truth, but when I share this I just get laughed at, but as for me, I find myself in great agony suffering so much, and so if I have to go out it must and stress must be death By eating 71 percent French Dark Chocolate, and I want to get started on this right away…I swear it is so very painful of a way to go out...
Pavot
JoeyBombs
Apr 21 2008, 09:50 AM
QUOTE (silverracerkh2005 @ Apr 18 2008, 08:56 PM)

id like to watch you get eaten by a shark,lmao
You're more than welcome to

If possible - Catch it on video
Then I can have it playing on a giant cinema screen at my funeral, Andy Kauffman style - except rather than nice rendition of 'Friendly, Friendly World' - It's just me being savaged by a Great White
Yorgmiester
Apr 23 2008, 02:40 PM
QUOTE (Pavot @ Apr 20 2008, 09:52 PM)

Well I would ether say by being subjected to my own attempts at humor or and yes I just decided it must be this:
Please do take me as serous here as I am really telling the truth, but when I share this I just get laughed at, but as for me, I find myself in great agony suffering so much, and so if I have to go out it must and stress must be death By eating 71 percent French Dark Chocolate, and I want to get started on this right away…I swear it is so very painful of a way to go out...
Pavot
Ummm....waaaaa???
Pol_Pot_will_killyou
Apr 23 2008, 02:57 PM
Committing Hari-kari or sepriku(??) It's supposed to be so so sooo painful and take a long time.
djanrchy
Apr 25 2008, 01:10 AM
The best way to die is whatever gets the most news coverage.
The Mule
Apr 25 2008, 01:13 AM
I don't think I can say mine on this forum, but it involves a blond, a brunette, and a redhead......
Yorgmiester
Apr 25 2008, 09:57 PM
QUOTE (The Mule @ Apr 25 2008, 02:13 AM)

I don't think I can say mine on this forum, but it involves a blond, a brunette, and a redhead......
Roflol
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