My best way to die, if it must include pain...being shot by a shotgun through a door just as I'm about to break it down for my swat buddies. Then bleed to death and dying slowly.
But an alternate way to die, and this is my most favorite way to die. Dying by something hilarious happening(A series of events). this way it can cause some pain but at least I can die laughing.
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Getting sucked...
...into a black hole, I mean.
I heard it wasn't all that unpleasant. 
...into a black hole, I mean.
I heard it wasn't all that unpleasant.
How about being mauled to death by an acid spitting Velociraptor?
QUOTE (DarkSect0r @ Apr 19 2008, 08:39 AM) 
As a joke someone sharpened the edge of a frisbee and it hits me say in the throat.
Someone attaches a small explosive to one of those styrofoam planes and sends it my way.
Be the first person to try out the new robotic tattoo machine and it turns in to a stabbing machine instead.
Get caught in the middle of a territorial war between two rival deer gangs.
Hunting with dick cheney
Beaten to death with an easy bake oven.
While climbing a tree im mistaken as a wild animal and shot with a 12 gauge shotgun, shells loaded with double-aught buckshot then shot several more times for good measure.
Take a nap in front of a steam roller.
Someone attaches a small explosive to one of those styrofoam planes and sends it my way.
Be the first person to try out the new robotic tattoo machine and it turns in to a stabbing machine instead.
Get caught in the middle of a territorial war between two rival deer gangs.
Hunting with dick cheney
Beaten to death with an easy bake oven.
While climbing a tree im mistaken as a wild animal and shot with a 12 gauge shotgun, shells loaded with double-aught buckshot then shot several more times for good measure.
Take a nap in front of a steam roller.
you really have gave alot of thought to this havn't you?
anyway, i want to go shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD!
Classic Hollywood? Try being a villian who dies, you have to spend your last few ounces of life left trying to grab your sword on the ground, only to be stabbed in the head by the hero who gets the girl an then the anti-hero will come along and say "I hate you Burgunday, but god do I respect you.", spit on your corpse andstride off into the horizon, and into the sequel you won't be in, coz you're dead.
Ammm........well there is no best way to die.....but the worst way to die would be something like falling into a pit of quicksand. Such a slow death.
this is something I think about constently...........this how I imagine I will die either i get rolled up and i get blasted or something makes me crack that
it will make me commit suicide,but i dont think that the second thing i mention will happend...
the best way to die im guessing is when I say im ready to die in other words when I have done everything i've wanted to do with my life
it will make me commit suicide,but i dont think that the second thing i mention will happend...
the best way to die im guessing is when I say im ready to die in other words when I have done everything i've wanted to do with my life
i would also have to fall back on some Hollywood cliche type death where I am being held by a fellow colleague who is listening me describe the location of a secret hidden treasure, while giving the combination to the hidden safe...33-42---- eehhhhhh. I'm gone...and my fellow colleague is shaking me with the no life in me I have left screaming at my lifeless body for those last digits...
Probably standing right next to a nuclear bomb, sine you would be instantly wiped away. Your body wouldnt even be there.
QUOTE (The Mule @ Apr 24 2008, 08:13 PM)
I don't think I can say mine on this forum, but it involves a blond, a brunette, and a redhead......
QUOTE (TrixR4Kids @ Apr 28 2008, 05:26 PM)
i would also have to fall back on some Hollywood cliche type death where I am being held by a fellow colleague who is listening me describe the location of a secret hidden treasure, while giving the combination to the hidden safe...33-42---- eehhhhhh. I'm gone...and my fellow colleague is shaking me with the no life in me I have left screaming at my lifeless body for those last digits...
Oh my stars!
Falling asleep on rotating chainsaws O.O.
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 06:08 AM)
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
I would like to die in bed when I am 99 years old.
Killed by a jealous husband.
QUOTE (Expatriate @ Apr 29 2008, 12:41 PM)
I would like to die in bed when I am 99 years old.
Killed by a jealous husband.
Killed by a jealous husband.
No thanks. Though I'm not 99 years old, that almost happened to me once and the scars from the bullet wound and surgery are not something I like to brag about.
I'd like to go by being the meal of a real live (undead?) sexy vampire chickie.*
*Vampire chickie is a registered trademark owned by Magikman...sort of.
Overwhelmed and then eaten by thousands of those little plastic barrel monkeys
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ Apr 30 2008, 09:25 AM)
Overwhelmed and then eaten by thousands of those little plastic barrel monkeys
I thought the exact same thing!
Hmm.Probably hit myself in the head after i jumped of a building,so i can be unconsious,feeling the most painless cuicide,if not painless at all.
Jumping off the empire state building!
A bit cliche, but just think of it! Plummeting down at an extremely high rate, and bam! its all over! like a rollercoaster of death or something.
And think of everyone at the bottom! Out of nowhere I come from the heavens and splatter my internal organs all over the sidewalk. Awesome....
( The only reason I choose the empire state building is because of the large amount of people that will most likely be at the bottom)
A bit cliche, but just think of it! Plummeting down at an extremely high rate, and bam! its all over! like a rollercoaster of death or something.
And think of everyone at the bottom! Out of nowhere I come from the heavens and splatter my internal organs all over the sidewalk. Awesome....
( The only reason I choose the empire state building is because of the large amount of people that will most likely be at the bottom)
I REALLLY want to be devoured by a giant squid.
Everyone would remember me then. XD
Everyone would remember me then. XD
To rewind through time really fast all the way back into non-existence.
Burned by steam from an exploding water heater, or from a steam cannon or atomic steam bomb that burns the whole city down,
as life is given by water, life may also be taken away by water
(in an explosion on mythbusters on a water heater experiment the steam reached 420 degrees,well over boiling point if im not mistaken.)
as life is given by water, life may also be taken away by water
(in an explosion on mythbusters on a water heater experiment the steam reached 420 degrees,well over boiling point if im not mistaken.)
I have no qualms about dying in any horrific way or otherwise. I've heard that drowning is a pleasurable experience once you relax in the water but I've also heard that it most definitely isn't.. I'd most likely go with that, gamble with the 50/50 chance of it.
QUOTE (mollybones @ May 21 2008, 11:35 AM)
I have no qualms about dying in any horrific way or otherwise. I've heard that drowning is a pleasurable experience once you relax in the water but I've also heard that it most definitely isn't.. I'd most likely go with that, gamble with the 50/50 chance of it.
It depends on how you react to being deprived of oxygen. Myself, I don't think I'd like that.
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 01:08 AM)
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
Although I would in no way enjoy it, I would be gunned down by an machine gun. Being shot dozens of times in rapid succession, would ensure a painful, but quick death.
being eaten alive by your cat(S)
stuck in a room, tied to a chair, having to watch telytubbies for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (euthanasia @ May 22 2008, 08:30 AM)
stuck in a room, tied to a chair, having to watch telytubbies for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Don't you think that's a bit too extreme? I mean, only a year of it will drive you insane.
QUOTE (Nachtmahr @ May 22 2008, 07:23 AM)
LOL Don't you think that's a bit too extreme? I mean, only a year of it will drive you insane.
Don't you think that's a bit too extreme? I mean, only a year of it will drive you insane.if that takes a year to drive you insane your already insane.try 1 day
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 05:08 PM)
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
Mine would be drowning...
at least my body is not harmed.. I want to die with my body complete. Without cuts and blood. That would be the most peaceful way of death for me... but i think this would not be possible cause i'm a good swimmer...
QUOTE (Jay-r Menes @ May 22 2008, 07:36 PM)
Mine would be drowning...
at least my body is not harmed.. I want to die with my body complete. Without cuts and blood. That would be the most peaceful way of death for me... but i think this would not be possible cause i'm a good swimmer...
at least my body is not harmed.. I want to die with my body complete. Without cuts and blood. That would be the most peaceful way of death for me... but i think this would not be possible cause i'm a good swimmer...
i have almost died drowning before,it is horrible.
QUOTE (Yorgmiester @ May 1 2008, 03:25 AM)
Overwhelmed and then eaten by thousands of those little plastic barrel monkeys
Thats really creepy.
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ May 23 2008, 05:01 AM)
Thats really creepy.
creepy but awesome,lmao
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 12:08 AM)
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
Why must there be pain?
Trying to swallow a live grenade
"In battle"
QUOTE (Slave2Fate @ May 25 2008, 06:50 PM)
Trying to swallow a live grenade
ouch!
Blown away by a shotgun isn't painfull... A shotgun is so powerfull, you would die instantly.
I guess I'd want to die from cancer, without ever going to a hospital. It'll be a little painful, depending on what type of cancer it is, but still ok. I'd never ever go to a hospital if I had a stage 3 or 4 cancer.
doin a barrel roll into a pit of flaming zombie doughnuts
QUOTE (Asteroth @ May 26 2008, 05:55 AM)
Blown away by a shotgun isn't painfull... A shotgun is so powerfull, you would die instantly.
really? have you ever been "blown away" by a shotgun,lets try it on you and see if it hurts *rolls eyes*
it might be quick,but it ill hurt.
QUOTE (ufo guy @ May 26 2008, 08:49 PM)
doin a barrel roll into a pit of flaming zombie doughnuts
whats a zombie goughnut?
QUOTE (silverracerkh2005 @ May 26 2008, 09:22 PM)
whats a zombie goughnut?a flesh eating treat aka doughnut
you know, a breakfast meal
Vaporized by a nuclear bomb!!!
If i happened to fall into a large vat of coldish strawberry jelly, i could drown in jelly, eventually. At least it'd taste nice.
QUOTE (ufo guy @ May 26 2008, 09:53 PM)
a flesh eating treat aka doughnut
you know, a breakfast meal
you know, a breakfast meal
uh huh
QUOTE (therion24 @ May 26 2008, 10:10 PM)
Vaporized by a nuclear bomb!!!
anyone seen the new indiana jones,knows a way to live through that,lmao
If I posted how I wanted to die, I would get suspended.
PS : I saw that! Attack of the flying Fridges!
PS : I saw that! Attack of the flying Fridges!
Well if it has to be, then i would like to die at the controls of a 747 as it impacts the ground at 500+ Kts.
A condition of this would be that the cockpit door is locked and reinforced and that the passenger list comprises solely the people who have p****d me off or done me wrong over the years (Might need more than one aircraft!).
Also Tony Blair must be duct taped to the nose of the jet for his crimes against the British and others around the world.
If the above conditions are met then I would be happy to go
A condition of this would be that the cockpit door is locked and reinforced and that the passenger list comprises solely the people who have p****d me off or done me wrong over the years (Might need more than one aircraft!).
Also Tony Blair must be duct taped to the nose of the jet for his crimes against the British and others around the world.
If the above conditions are met then I would be happy to go
If an ICBM was going to hit near me, I'd try to catch it, just for the hell of it
Drowning in a pool of jell-o...or chocolate
It'd go something like..
YUMMY!...Oh wait..choking...but so nice...*gulp*...mmmmm, im in heaven...too..much..*gags*....dead.
Lovely!
edit: spell cheeeeeck i love thee
It'd go something like..
YUMMY!...Oh wait..choking...but so nice...*gulp*...mmmmm, im in heaven...too..much..*gags*....dead.
Lovely!
edit: spell cheeeeeck i love thee
Please somebody strap my to a cruise missile on a recliner with a M4(grenade launcher attached) and something to drink on the way.Then sent me packing for Osama Bin Laden hide out.Hell even put a steering wheel on the damn thing and the location I will pilot it to the target 
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