fallin into hot lava, i heard somewhere that your bones would be be gone in a second and your skin as soon as you touch the lava

Head butting a Meteor, trying to prevent it from ending life on Earth. Without a helmet!

Bingo!

Or beat to death by his mighty chin...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

drowning and burning at the same time no i think falling from 30,000 feet and landing on your head onto a rock like 0.00000000001 seconds of pain or dieing from exhaustion after a binger of sex booze and drugs

edit forgot my other one.

grumpy old men on the ways of dying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_6eZ6NcEq8

In an acid lake filled with white flowers. I just like the idea of feeling the acid eat into my bones while I'm surrounded by beautiful white flowers.

My mom had one in her brain and lived!
Thank god



As for me, I would like to be thrown from a building, because it would be interesting to feel the sensation of free falling...

At 80 years of age, by having a massive blood clot hit my heart...one big pain; then gone in about 3 minutes. BTW, this is exactly how my Dad died...lucky guy, my Dad.

So many intriguing ways to die...

In reading through this, most folks--save those who want the thrill of free-falling to their death, or having acid eat through your flesh and into your bones (Harriet: do you actually think the white flowers will mellow the effect on you produced by acid tearing your flesh asunder?)...or "drowning and burning at the same time" (I really want to know how that could happen, and why anyone would wish for both simultaneously!!!)--seek a peaceful way of going.

How about a nice, gradual hypoxia?

Imagine being at high altitude, say 40,000 feet or so, and you gradually let the pressure out of your cabin.
You'd experience a light headedness setting in, an intoxicated and even giddy feeling, which would gradually result in you drifting off into unconsciousness. Like falling asleep after pulling a good drunk.

The only difference would be, you'd never wake up, and would avoid the inevitable headache the next morning!

Even though we all have to die I don't think there's a best way to go. It's the cessation of all that we are (you religious folks believe what you want) and all we've done in our lives is only just a memory left to those who we've meant anything to while we were here.

Death sucks ass and that's all there is to it.

Nothing like a little positive re-enforcement, huh?

Sorry MID, but recent events have brought out the realist in me.

If I had my choice it would be lethal injection.. but we're not so lucky to choose all the time.

Worst way to live; on your knees. Best way to die; on your feet. -Red Cloud (Sioux/Oglala Lakota)

go sky diving (with a parachute preferably)

Dear God, that's a powerful quote.

Be sucked into the the vacuum of space, 10 seconds later I fall unconsciouses, I experienced pain for 10 seconds.

Mine would be a Dagger to the heart or to be shot in the stomec....

1. i was kidding with the drowning and burning
2.u cover your self in that water-proof burning gel and pour oil into a swimming pool then light the pool and the gel then weigh yourself down and jump in

edit: spell check i love thee

Jumping out of an airplane with a portable guillotine attach to my head that would go off exactly 10 seconds before I hit the ground!

Circulation cut off bye a killer condom

An enemy gang breaks into my mansion and starts shooting the crap out of it. I grab my trusty machine gun, after snorting a huge amount of cocaine, blast down the door and scream 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" and blast the crap out of them, in a bloody shootout in which I sustain over 40 bullet wounds and take around 50 lives. But behind me, a gangster menacingly approaches, then shoots me in the back with a shotgun, and I finally fall into my pool and die underneath the globe that spins slowly and reveals the words "The WORLD IS YOURS" covered in blood.

And thats how the great film Scarface, uh, I mean, my life, ends.

Being eaten by a crocodile. Then i'd be with the things i love

standing on top of my car laughing hysterically an flipping off and approaching nuclear bomb/metorite....

How about this? The whole planet being vaporized in one massive, cataclysmic explosion taking everybody out at the same time.

That way, there wouldn't be any jerks left around to say, "Ha ha! You're dead and I'm still alive!"

Jeez. I really need to meet some new people.

Like a grasshopper.

I know what you mean bro

Oh, no apologies necessary, S...

I am detecting perhaps some unpleasant personal experience.
If that's the case, I've been there, several times, and understand completely. No apologies or explanation necessary.






Like it...alot!

You love the intestinal environment of a crocodile?

And all this...










...constitutes the "best" way to die...?

I'm glad I didn't bother to read the worst ways!!!

Thanks MID. Yup, you might say I hit a rough spot in ye ol road of life, but nothing that I can't handle.



Now there's an idea for a new thread.

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Ok, ok, I've got one; They called it unsinkable. They called it, Titanic. You fall into the icy water and die slowly and miserably -

Oh, wait this is BEST ways to die? Oh I thought it was BEST movies that make me cry...

No I stand by the finale of Scarface as the best way to die. Truly awesome. Hope I die like that.

Well, not really.

Ohoho, this is my kind of thread. I've dreamt of dying many many ways, it's almost a fetish, my current "death of choice" would be a torture technique taken from the show/game Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. Tied to a board, having 15 nails hammered into each hand, one on each joint, then having your stomach sliced open and having your intestines pulled out, still alive while doing so, then dying. Eeehehe.

Okay okay, I had to add another one, I just had to. Also from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, I'd love to go mad from the Hinamizawa Syndrome and claw out my own throat and bleed to death, huhu.. ahh.. fun.

I don't think we need a thread about the worst ways to die, frankly, SOURCE...

People's best ways are frankly quite sufficient to cover both ends of the doom spectrum, it seems!
For instance...





See?...the pleasant stuff of wonderful dreams, right here on UM.

hit by a nuke

Being stabbed while protecting my girlfriend. I would want to die slowly in her arms, so I could admire her as much as possible before darkness takes me

Aw, :sniff: so beautiful! Such a beautiful death!

Oo, oo, I got a new one, but it is too long to write down. In fact I dont really have one, and that was just an excuse because Im out of ideas.

Oo, oo, wait! I got one! OK, Im with my girlfriend then suddenly we're attacked by... a lamp monster!

lol i say the way the romans just cut off ur head or be hung

1. Die by bieng beaten to death by old hags
2. Being hit by a van full of old hags
3. Being crushed by a vending machine
4. Being thrown off a building and before I reach the ground I get hit by a truck going at top speed hopefully causing me to look like road kill.
5. Getting a sword shoved up my butt which amazingly punctures my heart
6. A phsychotic ninja wannabe throws loads of kunai and shiruken at me. Pftt everyone knows Im the real ninja though.
7. An asylum escapee stabs me in the heart bc he said that god told him to do so.
8. Some random dude takes a ak-47 out of nowhere and shoots me.
9. Barney and his friends murder me bc I dont wanna sing the theme song with them.
10. The BBQ-Robocop thingy shoots me with mercury instead of water. The robots are gonna kill us all!!!

I could go on but theyd just keep getting weird.

How about, u walkin in the wood mindin ur own on u stumble across a Grizzy Bears crack den and he aint happy cos hes paranoid to hell and think u gunna steal his drugs and tears u limb from limb

How about freezing to death. I understand that you just fall asleep and go.

stepped on by raging cows that or stumbling over the edge of the Grand Canyon...wait no that would be to quick! I think the best way would be being hit by a car then when you come down u get hit by another and just keep doing that over and over until finally the last car stops and then all the cars start backing up to see what they hit, and run over u...lol that would suck!!

Heart attack During the best Sex of your like...Now thats pain.

I would think drowning would be best . You would go quickly ! In the ocean after a Cruise Ship sank.. Burrr , well you could be eaten
alive by sharks????

It depends... Is the head going to be sawed off, whacked off with a blunt instrument, struck with a dull ax, guillotined....?

Eating cold maraschino cherries until I die would be painfully yummy.

Haha. Family Guy reference