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Orcseeker
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?
She-ra
Wow this is quite scary to think about but I guess an aneurysm. They are painful but it only takes about a minute before you die.
Matt121
there is no best way to die.
polarbear
[font="Tahoma"][/font]I think I would prefer to die peacefully in my sleep like my dear old grandpa did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his vehicle.
GabrielArkAngel
what an odd question! um orcseeker? unless it was a 12 guage or combat shotgun you would probably survive...
I would like to die with a slice to one of my main arteries... It would hurt a little but you would just go to sleep...
Genocyde
If you consider choking pain, than suffocation, if you don't consider that pain, than I's say either slit wrists or falling out of an airplane.
BranwenLove
Cripes...falling out of a plane? Yeah...massive coronary right there. I have thought about this many times over the years. Not because I am morbid or gothy...but because I had often wondered...if the end was coming and I knew specifically when it would happen and knew it was gonna be all crazy and long term painful - then I would try to speed it up some.
See pain and I have this mutual respect for one another. We don't mess with eachother and all is fine.
So that being said...I would probably vouch for being murdered by someone rather quickly. IE - neck snapped, throat slit, etc.
Reason being is that it's the anticipation that trips me out. Anticipating the end and feeling it coming. Suffocation, burning to death, drowning...those all suck cause the frantic thoughts and pain would just be way too much.
And long term illnesses would just cost to danged much. The bills would overflow onto relatives and I just don't want to end up leaving them with all that.
Course massive explosion is always a good one. thumbsup.gif Less cleanup and it's usually someone elses fault.

~Karla
theSOURCE
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 5 2008, 11:08 PM) *
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?


I'd have to say feeling my lover sink her fingernails deeply into my back during the most pleasurable sexual experience of my life. If I can't have that then I don't want to go. tongue.gif




BranwenLove
QUOTE (theSOURCE @ Feb 7 2008, 04:16 PM) *
I'd have to say feeling my lover sink her fingernails deeply into my back during the most pleasurable sexual experience of my life. If I can't have that then I don't want to go. tongue.gif


....and the vote for the best answer goes to theSource!

~Karla
Genocyde
QUOTE (BranwenLove @ Feb 7 2008, 06:08 PM) *
Cripes...falling out of a plane?.......
Reason being is that it's the anticipation that trips me out. Anticipating the end and feeling it coming. Suffocation, burning to death, drowning...those all suck cause the frantic thoughts and pain would just be way too much.
~Karla

See, I would love to die falling out of a plane, well, or in a sky diving accident, or suffocating or something like that, anticipation of death doesn't bother me at all, I have always had a strange interest in the concept of death, and after a long time of thinking about it, plus a dream I had where I died, I don't fear death, I accept it as an inevitability and if it's time, it's my time, the reason suffocation would be good is because it's (supposedly) a very peaceful way to die, and falling from a plane, you know you're gunna die, so you would have time to do whatever while you're falling (pray, cry, call someone and tell them you're dying tongue.gif , I personally would probably just close my eyes and meditate while I was falling, that kind of stuff just seems peaceful and soothing to me, then again maybe I'm just a morbid person.)
evil_kenshin
probably falling and hitting my head on the side of a bridge knocking me unconscious (i'd feel pain for just a few seconds) then drown without even realizing it
Ghø§t
QUOTE (Orcseeker @ Feb 6 2008, 01:08 AM) *
This death must include pain. You must not be asleep during the death. My best way would be to be blown away by a shotgun. Whats yours?



To die on a rollercoaster ride. That would be so much fun!
omerta
being decapitated
Orcseeker
QUOTE (Genocyde @ Feb 8 2008, 12:58 PM) *
See, I would love to die falling out of a plane, well, or in a sky diving accident, or suffocating or something like that, anticipation of death doesn't bother me at all, I have always had a strange interest in the concept of death, and after a long time of thinking about it, plus a dream I had where I died, I don't fear death, I accept it as an inevitability and if it's time, it's my time, the reason suffocation would be good is because it's (supposedly) a very peaceful way to die, and falling from a plane, you know you're gunna die, so you would have time to do whatever while you're falling (pray, cry, call someone and tell them you're dying tongue.gif , I personally would probably just close my eyes and meditate while I was falling, that kind of stuff just seems peaceful and soothing to me, then again maybe I'm just a morbid person.)

Suffocation Peaceful? ah, I guess the helplessness and acknowledgment of your death would be a good thing, thing like falling out of a plane or a skydiving accident would be the same. I like your way of thinking about death, its very well thought out and going in the most fearful deaths others fear and making them seem the good death.
Undeadskeptic
Is it only for me that it would be sacraficing yourself to save the entire planet, by flying directly into the the laser of the mothership flying saucer, right after kissing your gorgeous lover who parachutes to safety, whilst you have a flashback of your father telling you "We are who we choose to be" and you wipe away a tear as you realise what a courageous thing you are doing and how many lives you'll save and you whisper "Say hello to my little friend mother***ka" and plunge into the heart of the mother ship being horribly and gruesomely vaporised, causing a ripple effect through the saucer fleet system, and simultaneously they collapse to the ground and children, men, women, everyone, they all watch as the extra terristrial machines collapse, and they cry tears of joy. Millions are saved because of you.

All to the Titanic theme song.
muddpuppy
QUOTE (Charlie Donuts : PredAlien @ Feb 7 2008, 07:45 PM) *
what an odd question! um orcseeker? unless it was a 12 guage or combat shotgun you would probably survive...
I would like to die with a slice to one of my main arteries... It would hurt a little but you would just go to sleep...

Actually u would feel alot of pain.. U would go into cardiac arrest from the loss of blood, then ur heart would Dry Pump till u died...sounds really painful!
Personally I would want to go out via an ICBM impacting/detonating right beside me...a bright flash and poof ur gone, not even ashes left
BranwenLove
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ Feb 8 2008, 06:01 AM) *
Is it only for me that it would be sacraficing yourself to save the entire planet, by flying directly into the the laser of the mothership flying saucer, right after kissing your gorgeous lover who parachutes to safety, whilst you have a flashback of your father telling you "We are who we choose to be" and you wipe away a tear as you realise what a courageous thing you are doing and how many lives you'll save and you whisper "Say hello to my little friend mother***ka" and plunge into the heart of the mother ship being horribly and gruesomely vaporised, causing a ripple effect through the saucer fleet system, and simultaneously they collapse to the ground and children, men, women, everyone, they all watch as the extra terristrial machines collapse, and they cry tears of joy. Millions are saved because of you.

All to the Titanic theme song.


Indipendance Day vs Titanic vs ....something else I can't think of off the top of my head.

Nicely done. Grammy nomination?
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (Undeadskeptic @ Feb 8 2008, 06:01 AM) *
Is it only for me that it would be sacraficing yourself to save the entire planet, by flying directly into the the laser of the mothership flying saucer, right after kissing your gorgeous lover who parachutes to safety, whilst you have a flashback of your father telling you "We are who we choose to be" and you wipe away a tear as you realise what a courageous thing you are doing and how many lives you'll save and you whisper "Say hello to my little friend mother***ka" and plunge into the heart of the mother ship being horribly and gruesomely vaporised, causing a ripple effect through the saucer fleet system, and simultaneously they collapse to the ground and children, men, women, everyone, they all watch as the extra terristrial machines collapse, and they cry tears of joy. Millions are saved because of you.

All to the Titanic theme song.

Excellent! But you forgot the gorgeous lover carries with her the cute little puppy dog.
Siara

At the age of 110 I'm longing back on my divan, surrounded by adoring fans and descendants. We've just popped open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the publication of my memoirs when suddenly a meteor comes crashing through the ceiling of my chateau. It lands directly on me. There is a moment of pain and then...

... I'm off to my first post-death adventure.

My friends gape in astonishment but continue sipping their champagne.
crtbud
QUOTE (Genocyde @ Feb 7 2008, 08:58 PM) *
See, I would love to die falling out of a plane, well, or in a sky diving accident, or suffocating or something like that, anticipation of death doesn't bother me at all, I have always had a strange interest in the concept of death, and after a long time of thinking about it, plus a dream I had where I died, I don't fear death, I accept it as an inevitability and if it's time, it's my time, the reason suffocation would be good is because it's (supposedly) a very peaceful way to die, and falling from a plane, you know you're gunna die, so you would have time to do whatever while you're falling (pray, cry, call someone and tell them you're dying tongue.gif , I personally would probably just close my eyes and meditate while I was falling, that kind of stuff just seems peaceful and soothing to me, then again maybe I'm just a morbid person.)

I can just picture you frantically trying to dial on your cellphone then SLIP.... butterfingers!! Oh well, it's the thought that counts original.gif



I would like to die from a drug-induced coma brought on by someone slipping a very large dose of ketamine into my garlic mashed potatoes on the side of a large filet mignon, after drinking a significant amount of expensive wine.
Siara
QUOTE (crtbud @ Feb 8 2008, 06:46 PM) *
I would like to die from a drug-induced coma brought on by someone slipping a very large dose of ketamine into my garlic mashed potatoes on the side of a large filet mignon, after drinking a significant amount of expensive wine.


Ahh... now here's someone who knows how to live, I mean die.
Emmerson
I think the best way to die (except dieing in your sleep) is to die fast. Like you're hit by a car and die instantly or within a few seconds.
BiffSplitkins
QUOTE (Superhiro @ Feb 8 2008, 12:53 PM) *
I think the best way to die (except dieing in your sleep) is to die fast. Like you're hit by a car and die instantly or within a few seconds.

Like my grandfather I'd like to die in my sleep, not like the screaming passengers in his car. (jack handey)

Actually since since the topic requires that it must involve pain this is the most bizarre and entertaining way to die. Let's just say it involves rope, piano wire and superglue. w00t.gif

Ghost It Notes
Guillotine
Orcseeker
QUOTE (muddpuppy @ Feb 9 2008, 01:43 AM) *
Actually u would feel alot of pain.. U would go into cardiac arrest from the loss of blood, then ur heart would Dry Pump till u died...sounds really painful!
Personally I would want to go out via an ICBM impacting/detonating right beside me...a bright flash and poof ur gone, not even ashes left

well, at least im going out with a bang
Saraswati
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Incorrigible1
At age 88, being killed by a shotgun wielded by a jealous husband.
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (BranwenLove @ Feb 9 2008, 04:30 AM) *
Indipendance Day vs Titanic vs ....something else I can't think of off the top of my head.

Nicely done. Grammy nomination?


Missed out on the golden globe. Dammit. Oh well, the Oscars are the ones everyone cares about anway so fingers crossed...
Adcox
When i was younger and wanted to be in the army i wanted to die by jumping on a gernade to save my squad. But now i'm a paramedic and from what i have seen there is no good way to die. But the worst way to die would be a plane crash
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (BranwenLove @ Feb 9 2008, 04:30 AM) *
Indipendance Day vs Titanic vs ....something else I can't think of off the top of my head.


Armageddon? Spiderman? Scarface? Die hard? All 4 were mentioned lol
CrOM_94
i would like to have a heart atack while i am kising with my love wub.gif
itsnotoutthere
Suffocation with Selma Hayek sat on my face wearing black stockings & suspenders. (ok i'm ready to go right this minute.)
Incorrigible1
QUOTE (CrOM_94 @ Feb 10 2008, 01:54 PM) *
i would like to have a heart atack while i am kising with my love wub.gif

I was thinking the same thing. Heart attack while kissing CrOM 94's love!
Joke_Master_Mandy
Well, the way I've always preffered would be to OD, but since it must include pain I'd like to be on one of the bungee swing rides at the boardwalk and then have the cord snap. That would be sick! happy.gif
Undeadskeptic
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Feb 11 2008, 11:18 AM) *
I was thinking the same thing. Heart attack while kissing CrOM 94's love!


Hey, me too! Small world huh?
CrOM_94
QUOTE (Incorrigible1 @ Feb 11 2008, 12:18 AM) *
I was thinking the same thing. Heart attack while kissing CrOM 94's love!


you and my..........how do you know she is not an 70 years old grandma laugh.gif .......u don't cuz you know i got good taste......genius minds are the same
Undeadskeptic
You've got excellent taste lol. OK, now its just weird. REALLY weird.
Chaos's_Realm
I'd rather die with family or friends and if I can't have that then I would prefer to die in my sleep...
GabrielArkAngel
Would you feel a decapitation?
iain c
sleeping pills,,just drift off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RileySmiley
I would like to die from a heart attack while making love to my right hand.
iain c
QUOTE (RileySmiley @ Feb 11 2008, 05:39 PM) *
I would like to die from a heart attack while making love to my right hand.

man thats so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad original.gif
RileySmiley
QUOTE (iain c @ Feb 11 2008, 06:44 PM) *
man thats so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad original.gif


Sorry sad.gif
kabalkabal1
To be honest, I don't care, as long as it's quick and I don't know it's coming. The worst part of dying is knowing that you're boned.
Disney Priestess
Choking on mochi?
(NOTE: Mochi is a sort of Japanese rice pudding thingy. Many people have died choking on it. wink2.gif)

That, or get shot while I'm asleep but the noise wakes me up for a split second and I feel pain for a second. -nod-
xxyzw
i'd like to be standing in the middle of a crowded elevator when my head exploded for no particular reason
ex infernis
naked girl avalanche
Wootloops
I would build a contraption with a ring of pistols to go completely around my head. Outside of the ring of pistols would be an igloo of explosives that encase my entire body. It would be rigged so that when I pulled a trigger, all of the pistols would go off simultaneously, destroying my brain. One second after the pistols had fired, the explosives would go off, disintegrating my entire body.

This is how I plan to actually die, when I see fit of it. Dying of natural causes just seems too scary and unpredictable.
CallSignWolf
QUOTE (ex infernis @ Feb 16 2008, 06:12 AM) *
naked girl avalanche




I'm with this guy. Lol!
~Doppleganger~
Roundhouse Kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. Painful and peaceful, both at the same time wink2.gif
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