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Immortal Norway
Worst movies I have ever watched:

Ikke Naken
Coocoon 2
Venner For Livet
Jack Black
Open water.................... was truely awful
I am me
I have seen many movies I would easily say sucked. The thing is, with these crappy movies there still was some sort of entertaining value. Some had funny jokes, some were so corny they were funny. Others had a lot of good action even if the plot and acting was horrid. Dune was a really crappy movie but I watched it and well maybe got interested in one or two parts. I was glad it was over but I wouldn't say it is the wost movie I have ever seen, no, not compared to....

The Blair Witch Project

There has never been a movie that I litterally got mad at other than this. I was screaming four letter words at the screen all the way up until the ending when I finally was so happy I lept up out of my seat and got rid of the borrowed DVD immediately. Yes, the worst movie I have ever seen.
goblin_lord
ghost world worst movie ever. nuff said
The Doctor
Stealth was utter pish, I couldn't even sit through all of it.
grendals_bane
Cabin Fever: So bad I turned if off half way through.

Jurasic Park 3 : The plot consists of, get attacked by a dinosaur, run away from dinosaur, get attacked by another dinosaur, run away from dinosaur.
QuitPushingMe
The Village

If you're looking for the climax in this movie, don't hold your breath.
angrycrustacean
The Cave was pretty bad.

Also, both of the Anaconda movies. Wtf? laugh.gif They showed the anacondas as having long, razor-sharp teeth.
ShadowDancer
yeah, the Village was so disapointing.
Jack Black
QUOTE(geeohn @ Feb 9 2004, 12:31 AM) [snapback]125319[/snapback]

Dune was a boring movie.



Dune...................boring..................that is crazy. It happens to be a cult classic!
~TheArtOfContact~
'The Fog' remake!! Right off the bat. How is it that guy just drives around in the truck with no windshield?? How did it get busted out just from crashing? & seriously, yeah o....k. just get back in and drive around - & oooooh yeah let's go on a date. Friggin stupidity - Ive never seen a more cheapo way to make an attempt to entertain someone in a movie.

& Yeah, Dune was never a boring one - Even the two part continuation of it was just as good.
coldethyl
I don't know if I've posted this before but Ankle Biters about dwarf vampires was one of the most horrible movies I have ever seen. Some parts of the movie you couldn't hear the dialog because the sound was so bad and I spotted the camera man in several different scenes. Not to mention it had dwarf vampires in it.
snake eyez
The horror movie "April Fool's Day." It was absolutely horrible and of course the acting was very amatuer.
Shakezulah
I just watched A Sound of Thunder....and wow. That was BAAAAAD movie. tongue.gif It's good for a lot of laughs, but not much else. The script is terrible and the special effects are worse than a Discovery Channel special. I enjoyed it because of it's immense stupidity, but seriously....this was a horrible, horrible film.
JACK NEON
Seriously what was so wrong with Armageddon Deep Impact was worse in my opinion
zags
QUOTE(DrStrangelove @ Feb 5 2004, 12:54 AM) [snapback]122653[/snapback]

"Dude Where's My Car" royally sucks. So does America Pie.
dude were's my car totally sucked balls
Day Dreamer
My least fave movies are:

The Master of Disguise
Napolean Dynamite (I know alot of people love it but I just don't get what the appeal of it is...its incredibly stupid and has no plot)

I have others but I forget what they're called
Propellerhead
HOUSE OF WAX!!!!
A+Certified
im sure its been mentioned, plan 9 from outerspace. winner of many "worst movie ever" awards, and most razzy's ever. (i think)
Mr. Fahrenheit
Has anyone ever seen From Hell It Came ? It's this really old movie about a guy wrongly sentenced to death and... he comes back to life as a tree monster called a Tabunga It's funny because before this movie, when I was a kid, my uncle used to tell me stories about Tabungas, and I thought he made it up himself grin2.gif I still love this movie though, for its B-ness.
Also, Queen of the Damned was crap.
LostLittleGirl
House of the Dead. It was basiclly just a shooter video game in movie format. It had no plot and the acting sucked.
Jack Black
I cannot literate this enough..........But Open Water is absolutly awful!
I consider my self abit of a movie Guru, and have seen more movies than i can count. Open water tops the garbage list............If you find a copy destroy it! thumbsup.gif
Ring Tailed Lemur
The Ringer. it makes fun of hadicaped people. my brother matthew was hadicaped so now im a "you insult hadicaped people i will make you hadicaped" kind of person. i have a grudge of the person who made that movie
coldethyl
QUOTE(Ring Tailed Lemur @ Jul 29 2006, 10:19 PM) [snapback]1288009[/snapback]

The Ringer. it makes fun of hadicaped people. my brother matthew was hadicaped so now im a "you insult hadicaped people i will make you hadicaped" kind of person. i have a grudge of the person who made that movie


Have you ever seen the movie? It doesn't really make fun of them at all. It wasn't what I expected at all. It actually shows mentally handicapped people in a good light. yes.gif
Shakezulah
I'm going to say that Miami Vice was one of the worst pieces of crap I have ever seen. One of the worst of the year, at least. DO NOT GO SEE THIS FILM! I cannot stress that enough. It''s a complete waste of 2 and a half hours.
Thunderbolt
Life Aquadic
Super Mario Brothers
TWO WORDS
THEY SUCKED DIRT!! angry.gif
jennybabie
darkness and cabin fever were both pieces of crap
Ungodly
Date Movie
All the Scary Movies
All the Spy Kid Movies

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Never_Hit_Nirvana
Queen of the Damned
Alexander
Moulin Rouge
Gone With the Wind (damn near put me into a 3-week coma it sucked so badly)
Hannibal
All the 'Scream' movies, check that, any movie made by Wes Craven
Any movie made by Uwe Boll
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The Chronicles of Riddick
Most of John Carpenter's movies
Any Friday the 13th movie ever made
The third Matrix movie
V for Vendetta
Miami Vice (haven't seen it, the idea just sucks)
Zoolander
Dodgeball

Screw it, this would be a shorter list if it was the movies worth watching.
Hint: If you are looking for something to watch, see if you can find a copy of Tod Browning's 'Freaks'. One of the best movies ever made.
Super Pancake
^ Dude maimi Vice kicks ass if you liked Collateral, Heat, or anything
Micheal Mann you'll like it. Plus the movie is nothing like the show makes you wonder iwhy it was called Maimi Vice in the first place.

X-men 3 sucks.
Otacon
QUOTE(Never_Hit_Nirvana @ Jul 31 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]1289850[/snapback]

Queen of the Damned
Alexander
Moulin Rouge
Gone With the Wind (damn near put me into a 3-week coma it sucked so badly)
Hannibal
All the 'Scream' movies, check that, any movie made by Wes Craven
Any movie made by Uwe Boll
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The Chronicles of Riddick
Most of John Carpenter's movies
Any Friday the 13th movie ever made
The third Matrix movie
V for Vendetta
Miami Vice (haven't seen it, the idea just sucks)
Zoolander
Dodgeball


Allright, now I agree with you for the most part, but come on....The John Carpenter movies?!!

You better not be talking about 'Dracula' and 'They Live'.....
Gladiator
Vanilla sky. old movie and possible the worst ever made
Pappzy
The powerpuff girl's movie-i've said it all. angry.gif
Shakezulah
QUOTE(Super Pancake @ Jul 31 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]1289881[/snapback]

^ Dude maimi Vice kicks ass if you liked Collateral, Heat, or anything
Micheal Mann you'll like it. Plus the movie is nothing like the show makes you wonder iwhy it was called Maimi Vice in the first place.

X-men 3 sucks.



I loved Collateral, and I think Mann is a good director, but come on....Miami Vice was absolute crap. There was almost no action, the story was overly-long and unnecessarily complicated, nor was it interesting or exciting in the least. There was also zero character development, and minimal interacton between the two protagonists. I don't find entertainment in watching people talking on cell phones for 2 hours. The movie easily could have been about 1 hour shorter.
ex infernis
Starwars
Lord of the rings
OlDrippy34
Moulin Rouge and V for Vendetta are both EXCELLENT movies.

And LotR and Star Wars...you ARE kidding, right?
starlitkate
Never Hit Nirvana-

Queen of the Damned---absolutely loved
Alexander-liked alot
Moulin Rouge-alright
Hannibal--I like all the Hannible movies.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse=Liked
The Chronicles of Riddick-Loved
Most of John Carpenter's movies-Like his movies.
Any Friday the 13th movie ever made-WOW You must hate Jason I guess. He is the best voted horror villian and has more victims than any other horror character.
The third Matrix movie=Love all the matrix movies.
V for Vendett-Sucked-by far the worst movie ever ever made.
Miami Vice (haven't seen it, the idea just sucks)=I'll love it. grin2.gif
Zoolander-Absolutely love anything with Will Farell and his posse.
Dodgeball-Loved, it was hilarious.
SecondHeartbeat
Hostel-Gory which is what i like,just some elements about it sucked major balls
starlitkate
I loved hostel also. Only part I didn't like was that when we got the dvd then it said it was unrated which meant it was suppsoed to be more gore,nudity and all that bad stuff and it wasn't any different than the theatre version. We wanted the movie anways but we was dissapointed that they played the dvd version to be better than theatre and both were same. I can't wait till part 2 comes out in theatre.
Shivel
QUOTE(OlDrippy34 @ Aug 4 2006, 06:17 PM) [snapback]1295431[/snapback]

Moulin Rouge and V for Vendetta are both EXCELLENT movies.

And LotR and Star Wars...you ARE kidding, right?


I have to agree!
Those were all wonderful movies, if you ask me.

Also, I'm seeing alot of Zoolander on here. If you're looking for a good plot, don't watch this movie. If you're looking for a random and ridiculous comedy, it's the best movie you'll find. yes.gif
The Dark Knight
I do not think i ever saw any movies I hated.
the_sasquatch_hunter
Did anyone mention Cutthroat Island? Eugh...

Some others:

Waterworld (1995)
The Postman (1997)



Bella-Angelique
I liked the Postman ok. There have been many, many worse than that.

Like the X-files movie.
jesspy
QUOTE(Bella-Angelique @ Aug 6 2006, 08:53 AM) [snapback]1296266[/snapback]

I liked the Postman ok. There have been many, many worse than that.

Like the X-files movie.



yeah x files movie was crap

and the village
Lizard King
Watch "pink flamingos" by John Waters. Infact, gather the whole family around the t.v. set and put a bag of popcorn in the microwave.
Shivel
Leprechaun.
It's unbelievably horrible.
The only decent thing that can be said about this movie is that it's so ridiculous you'll actually find yourself laughing during certain moments in this 2 hr. and 30 min. fright free horror-film.
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Thank goodness Hollywood realized that ugly doesn't always equal scary. In fact, I would have been much more terrified if I saw a jolly little leprechaun going on a killing spree.

I give this movie a D-. thumbdown.gif
Shakezulah
What! The Leprechaun movies are hilarious. I woudn't even consider them horror films, because they don't take themselves seriously at all. Yeah, they are bad, but I got a lot of laughs watching them, especially the fourth. I also don't remember the first movie being 2 and a half hours.
K13Greenfaery
QUOTE(Lizard King @ Aug 5 2006, 10:37 PM) [snapback]1296607[/snapback]

Watch "pink flamingos" by John Waters. Infact, gather the whole family around the t.v. set and put a bag of popcorn in the microwave.

LOL, Yes it is the perfect family film!

The worst movies I have seen would have to be:
1. Plan Nine From Outer Space - This movie drags and it uses stock footage and cheap sets, it's pretty bad.
2. Manos Hands Of Fate - This movies drags and is just horrible, with bad dialouge awful editing.
3. Battlefield Earth - Was really bad, and I paid money at the theatre to watch this one.
4. Lost in Translation - whatever anyone says this movie was totally pointless and only had like 10 pages of dialouge.
5. Napoleon Dynamite - This film is a stupidity overload
6. Batman and Robin - Just bad!
7. The Liar Of The White Worm - I don't think you can even call this a movie
8. Slipstream - I just don't know where to start with this one
9. Fooly Cooly - What a waste of time! The story was insane. Maybe people think this was a good movie because they couldn't understand it.
10. Forrest Gump - This movie was bad just admit it.
Bella-Angelique
I love Forrest Gump. grin2.gif
OlDrippy34
QUOTE(K13Greenfaery @ Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM) [snapback]1298371[/snapback]

3. Battlefield Earth - Was really bad, and I paid money at the theatre to watch this one.
4. Lost in Translation - whatever anyone says this movie was totally pointless and only had like 10 pages of dialouge.
9. Fooly Cooly - What a waste of time! The story was insane. Maybe people think this was a good movie because they couldn't understand it.
10. Forrest Gump - This movie was bad just admit it.

3. You should've known better. Even eighth grade me saw those commercials and the only things that crossed my mind were how silly John Travolta's "Stupid humans!" sounded, and how I would not see that movie.
4. Only ten pages of dialogue, man, because the rest was lost. Lost in translation. From the original Swahili.
9. Was Fooly Cooly a movie? I saw it as like a miniseries on Cartoon Network, but yeah...it was strange.
10. I don't understand how it's a bad movie. The guy did everything. EVERYTHING. And he was sweetly retarded!
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