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TheZodiac
Has there ever been a movie that made you just want to throw up wacko.gif wacko.gif because it was so bad. I need a list of bad movies. that way i don't get stuck watching one or wasting my money renting it. please i need your opinion! thumbsup.gif abduct.gif bounce.gif abduct.gif bounce.gif abduct.gif bounce.gif abduct.gif abduct.gif gunsmilie.gif gunsmilie.gif gunsmilie.gif
Urielsfire
The Postman, starring Kevin Costner. Seriously, this three hour Costner crap-fest's only purpose seemed to be the stroking of Costner's ego. It made me want to die.
joc
Look Who's Talking Two. The sequel to Look Who's Talking.

About a baby that talks (but no one hears except the audience)
Horrible. disgust.gif

VoiceOvers done by Rosanne and ....I forget....couldn't get through more
than 10 minutes of it!
DrStrangelove
"Dude Where's My Car" royally sucks. So does America Pie.
Mentalcase
I just watched The League of Extraordinary Gentalmen, it sucked bad!
Universal Absurdity
NEVER EVER watch moulin rouge

or chicago , unless you like plays
geeohn
milk money was the worst movie commerical on the face of the world, i never saw the movie but heard it sucked.
Byuu94
Three words:Super Mario Bros.
Duofrost
house of the dead
Duofrost
QUOTE (DrStrangelove @ Feb 4 2004, 11:54 PM)
"Dude Where's My Car" royally sucks. So does America Pie.

dude what are you token on those are two the funniest movies made thumbsup.gif
<bleeding_heart>
Titanic it turned true horror into a stupid romance and turned real heroes into monsters, without a conscience!
doomgirl
Bad Boy Bubby - total sick blink.gif wacko.gif
Talon
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The Postman, starring Kevin Costner.


Actually barring the end fight scene (and the underlying Americana), I thought it was really good.


I'd say Spawn is one of the worst movies I've seen, but that said their tons of movies out there like old black and white romancies etc I'd rather watch Spawn over.
mowo
Coyote ugly - made me want to put my fist through a wall.

13th Child - Quite possibly the worst film ever.

Final Approach - Dull, just dull.

Independance Day - America saves the world, the end.

Oxford blues - Hip happening American goes to Oxford University. Is the coolest. Everyone loves him. Revolutionises the education system.

Under siege 1,2,3 - "No one counted on the chef..."

thebarman
Contact - 3 hours of Jodie Foster trying to travel across dimensions and when she finaly does all she meets is her dead dad on a beach and no1 believes her anyway.

Agree with Talon about Spawn, nice effects but I just don't understand, what the hell is it all about?

The Waterboy - About as funny as a poke in the eye blink.gif
mowo
In fact any Adam Sandler/ Paulie Shore film. Plot: Character is a bit of a loser, gets put in improbable situation of responsibility with gorgeous babe, messes up royally, hilarity ensues, sees error of ways, solves world peace, gets the babe.
Blood Angel
QUOTE (mowo @ Feb 5 2004, 09:01 AM)

Under siege 1,2,3 - "No one counted on the chef..."

Dude the plot may suck ass, but hes the greatest, fastest kung fu fatty on the face of the earth.....steven seagal RULES o_o;;
Ronin6th
sad.gif ...the one who disappointed the most my expectations...

SPAWN sad.gif
thebarman
QUOTE (Blood Angel @ Feb 5 2004, 10:12 AM)
steven seagal RULES

No, no and basically no!

Just no dammit, I refuse to live in a world where Steven Seagal rules

Arnie....yes thumbsup.gif
mowo
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Dude the plot may suck ass, but...


woah! stop right there, no need to elaborate. Just walk away...
Blood Angel
QUOTE (thebarman @ Feb 5 2004, 11:37 AM)
QUOTE (Blood Angel @ Feb 5 2004, 10:12 AM)
steven seagal RULES

No, no and basically no!

Just no dammit, I refuse to live in a world where Steven Seagal rules

Arnie....yes thumbsup.gif

i'll place a wager that the humungous hulk that is steven seagal could whup your ass with a set of egg beaters anyday.....then lets see who rules....(and he could kick arnies flatulating ass too...)
thebarman
QUOTE (Blood Angel @ Feb 5 2004, 11:25 AM)

i'll place a wager that the humungous hulk that is steven seagal could whup your ass with a set of egg beaters anyday.....then lets see who rules....(and he could kick arnies flatulating ass too...)

Not a chance in hell, please everyone use the poll I just set up and prove Arnie rules over SS before I lose faith in humanity
Blood Angel
dude.......SS is a real action fat hero....arnie is just old...and has no kung fu ability.
thebarman
QUOTE (Blood Angel @ Feb 5 2004, 12:12 PM)
dude.......SS is a real action fat hero....arnie is just old...and has no kung fu ability.

Arnie doesn't need kung-fu, he has big mucles and kick-ass guns. So what if SS is a black belt in origami if the other geezer has a big gun he's pretty much screwed.

At the end of the day, no one invaded Iraq with Tai-quan-doe
KayEl
The worst movie is probably "Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell".
mowo
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The worst movie is probably "Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell".

Ah yes, a true stinker. Were you attracted by the 'nympho' part of the title, only to be sorely disappointed too?
thebarman
QUOTE (KayEl @ Feb 5 2004, 12:52 PM)
The worst movie is probably "Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell".

The sequel was worse "Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell II"

Man was that poor, very original title though wink2.gif
babyforrest
I used to work in a video store, so I have first hand experience having to watch bad movies. There was one movie in particular that we were actually told that we had to talk people out of renting because those who did rent it came back angry because they rented something so incredibly stupid. My coworker and I watched it together, and I don't have any idea how we got through it. We just kept saying "let's give it 10 more minutes and then we'll shut it off," and eventually (and mercifully) it ended (and not a second too soon). That movie is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. The most gawdawful movie in the history of cinema. You may have heard that Plan 9 from Outer Space was the worst, but I'm here to tell you it isn't. screama.gif
Sweetpumper
Legends of the Fall was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I agree with the Kung Pow take, also.
P.S. Steven Segal movies would be better if he would take some acting lessons. Its kinda hard to watch a tree-hugging martial artist who you can't believe for even a moment.
sarkypi
Cell with J.Lo or Contact...Jody Foster...
The Krow
No terrible movie list would be complete without...um...what was it...Gigli
KayEl
Hee hee, I caught Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell quite by accidental more than 10 years ago when I was housesitting and cable TV was only available in selected areas in NYC. It was on USA's Up All Night with that annoying blonde (Rhonda Shearer or someone like that).

"Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD" is also a bad movie....but it was one of those films that it was so bad that it became good.

OH! "Aberration" is a pretty godawful movie. Not to mention misleading! The video cover have some half-reptilia-looking super model on the cover so you'd think it was a "Species" ripoff. But the villains of the movie were these nasty little lizards things. There is no reference to the girl on the cover at all!

Oh, here is another stinker: BIKINI ISLAND. It was so stupid! Some magazine is having a photo shoot and they chose these five girls to "compete" for the cover. So staff and models were spirited away to some remote island. We get to see plenty of gratutious shots of the models posing in bikinis (what else?) One by one the models disappeared. And one of the weapons the killer used was a plunger! I don't think it is possible. This guy was taking a shower and the killer cornered him there, and then suffocated him with it! blink.gif
At the end, it seems there were only 15 minutes left in the movie and the killer still hasn't gone through everybody yet, so all of a sudden, EVERYBODY gets killed in quick succession except for the "final girl", who, guess what????....made the magazine's cover!!! w00t.gif
wunarmdscissor
U571- completley re-writing history is always a rather awful thing do.

Crossroads- My g/f forced me to watch it and it was , as i expected, truly awful.

The Insemenoid- Quite simply the worst movie ever made , Despit the title it is actually meant to be a horror and not wot some of the more dirty minded of you were thinking wink2.gif
<bleeding_heart>
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U571- completley re-writing history is always a rather awful thing do.


Is that the one where the US sub steal a code breaker, even though the US didnt get one till 1945 when the Germans were giveing them away?
Naveed
House of the Dead, biggest waste of 90 min in my entire life! Terrible, terrible, stupid, horrible, crappy acting filled movie in the world.
Kismit
I don't watch much in the way of T.V. and theres no video shop around these parts , so my knowledge on film media is limited mostly to really good films . However while treating my husband to his first and only Drive in movies experience , we had to endure the most awfull ,most wretched, filthy, festering film in history and the damn thing was 3 hours long . Independence day ........ I'll never ever get those 3 hours back and it still makes me sad .. crying.gif
Thistle
28 days later, OMG that film sucked but Moulin Rouge came a very close second


I don't think I will ever see another film as bad as those two * fingers crossed *
Pious Augustus
I thought Daredevil was pretty stupid, and I do regret actually waiting in line to see it opening night (but then again, I'm not a Ben Affleck fan, and really cant stand Jennifer Garner's terrible acting)...

Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes was another crap fest, but then again I never liked the original stuff either, so thats my own bias...

but by far the most unbelievably stupid, annoying, and just terrible movie I had the displeasure of seeing is Armageddon...
Nxt2Hvn
Dumb and Dumberer

Do NOT watch!!! BAD BAD BAD!!! blink.gif blink.gif
babyforrest
QUOTE (thistle1 @ Feb 6 2004, 05:53 AM)
I don't think I will ever see another film as bad as those two * fingers crossed *

See Kung Pow. I know I'm really hung up on that movie, but it was just soooooo bad I don't have the words for it.

Some other bad movies I have seen include Sweet Home Alabama, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Loser, and the big one Jackass. Eye of the Beholder was a movie that has to be seen to be believed. Not a single aspect of that movie makes any sense whatsoever.

There were some movies at work that I refused to watch on the grounds that they looked too stupid.
KayEl
Ugh! Don't even mention Dumber and Dumberer!!!

Jim Carrey was not very pleased that they hired a lookalike to reprise his character from the first movie. He said something to the effect that some studio exec want to drain the last bit of blood from the first movie.... original.gif
Naveed
QUOTE (thistle1 @ Feb 6 2004, 09:53 AM)
28 days later....

Omg! You speak blasphemy! *runs off and shoots myself* That is my all time fav movie right now. crying.gif

Just to add to the list also, I thought Resident Evil was terrible.
geeohn
Zoolander was a worst movie i ever paid to watch. thumbdown.gif wacko.gif wacko.gif blink.gif blink.gif
Seraphina
*is sure it'll have already been mentioned somewhere, but throws her 2 cents in anyway*

MD-Geist! w00t.gif w00t.gif w00t.gif

And the Dungeons and Dragons movie was pretty aweful too...more watchable than Spawn and/or The Bite...which was pretty pathetic...but it was still a rather sad interpreation tongue.gif

The Evengalion movie also deserves a mention...not because it was bad cinematically, but because it left you wanting to kill yourself blink.gif
Anirbas
QUOTE (DrStrangelove @ Feb 4 2004, 11:54 PM)
"Dude Where's My Car" royally sucks. So does America Pie.

What?! Well I personally LOVED American Pie - dude where's my car was ok....i wouldn't rent it but if it was free i'd watch it...
Anirbas
QUOTE (geeohn @ Feb 5 2004, 12:23 AM)
milk money was the worst movie commerical on the face of the world, i never saw the movie but heard it sucked.

Well not to be rude but considering that you have never watched it you can't make a judgement on it. I thought it was a wonderful movie! Highly reccomended
Anirbas
don't bother with 13 ghosts or House on Haunted hill - neither are worth a dime!
The Cheat
the worst movies ever.... Moulin Rougue, Dude where's my car (soo dumb), Aliens, and Castaway - it was soo long and the end sucked and the rest of it sucked. The most interesting think in the whole movie was the friendship between a man and his volleyball. uch.


Also pretty much every sequel to every disney movie. They all suck; nothin like the original. It makes me sad, cuz i love cartoons.
stillcrazy
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Castaway- it was soo long and the end sucked and the rest of it sucked. The most interesting think in the whole movie was the friendship between a man and his volleyball.


I would tend to agree. The film was based on alledged true story. Somewhere between the time the guy got rescued and the final version of the film, something got lost in translation.

gnalaj
The worst movie I've ever come across is Death Stalker.
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