ther a tall creatruer in my woods out side my house what should i do

Invite it in for coffee

shoot first ask questions later

Keep a weapon handy to start , but I would not worry too much about it unless you start to see a lot of it . It could have been there for years and you just never saw it before .

but what if its a person i dont whant to get sued

but I've seen it like 10 times

run!

...and you haven't got a camera on hand too...

Did anybody else misintepret the title or was it just me who thought why creatures pooping in the woods would be odd ? LOL maybe im lacking sleep.

seriously though can you describe it could just be a tree stump you never noticed before .

Well you definetaly do not want to shoot it if your not sure what it is . Unfortunately , all you can do is let it go , or find someone crazy enough to stay out overnight and see what it is . GOOD LUCK

the next day me and my bf whent dowen ther with a camera the creature tride to run us off it got my bf arm he got free but it left unexplained marks on his arm

Ok , well then call the police and tell them someone has been stalking you , alot , ( even though thats not what it is ) . If you tell them you've seen a creature , they will not show up ! Hopefully they will see it too .

i don't like cop i dont trust them

Can you describe the creature ?? you must have got a good look at it when it had your fella by the arm . and the Unexplained marks on his arm aren't unexplained if it had teeth .

Well , looks like your options are running out . You cant shoot it , because IF it is human , you go to jail and/or get sued . You dont trust cops so that option is gone . Looks like all you really can do is either deal with it or pray it goes away . Unfortunetly there are not many options for something like this , sorry .

it was 8ft tall green and mose like fur but it did not have eyes and the mark ao my bf arm were a bright redsh green and it had hands like a cross beten a bear and a man

well that changes everything

I reccomend you speak to you parents . and see if they maybe ould go out there and check it out for you . if anything they may help to put your mind at rest

The mark on your boyfreinds arm was bright redish green? Dont you mean brown? (thats what you get when you combine red and green)

Don't worry about it. According to most of the people around here you're just seeing things like raccoons or deer or black bears.

he not my boyfreinds he just my bestfreinds

Is this area near a marsh or swamp?

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Doesn't really matter where it occurred...
You could call game & wildlife and report your friend being harmed by an animal.

Just a thought...

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no it was not near a swap or marsh the thing is it sort of looked like a tree

You and your friend need to talk to both of your parents about it.

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Now you said you went out with the camera, did you catch any pics of it?

If so, can you just PM them to me.

why it was a creatures no some creepy guy

I'd shoot the son of a gun(Or at least shoot at it and miss purposely). Wheater it's human or not, it's tresspassing and that's illegal...

Wait, it is within your property, right?

sounds like a type of elemental, a type of nature spirit. may not like humans being in or around it's woods. Leave it alone. or follow the above advice.

orly well i dont whant to shoot it what if its some kind of raer bear or thingsome

The first thing you should do is learn to type coherently. The second thing you should do is get back on your meds. And the third thing you should do is stop lying.

I think it might have been a troll...

Neo, I think you narrated my thoughts as I was reading this thread.


I thought the title said 'creature sh**ting in the woods.' I know I am not supposed to swear, so mods, I am sorry, I am just interpreting what I thought it said.

The rest of the posts from the OP are so incoherent, I believe the OP must be from a non-english speaking country, has a keyboard with several keys missing, or is trying to make it look like they are typing quickly and with reckless abandon because of the lurking 'mose' fur that looks like a tree and grabbed his/her BFs arms, leaving 'redsh green' marks that of course were never photographed.

I think you should stop watching Shrek, take a typing class, and get a hobby.

ty sundog. I thought i was the only one

LOL i had thought of shrek too but didnt have the heart to say it

edit typos

roflmao,this kid jioned a few hours ago and just sees a moss "thing". also hes 14 and many peeps say "shoot it" or "don't shoot it",he's 14!!! if he has a gun thats a big issue.


lol,I think that was done on purpose,as an attempt to be funny.and i have to admit it made me lol.


the op needs to chat more clearly.we all use chat lingo but mr5 takes it to a whole new level.

take some pics,if it realy exists.if you story is true you can back it up with pics of your quote unquote

If you post no pics,I'll go out on a limb and say your seeing a tall S******G tree with moss on it.lmao

btw go on calling you friend "BF" and (at least me if not everyone else) will assume your gay.friend should be BFF not BF,lol

also,

Is this friend of yours a twin or what?You do know 1 person counts as only one friend right?lol

This is all fabricated.

Or the 'creature' was actually a mossy tree which the OP's friend ran into and got scratched by.

Also.... 14? (shakes head) I weep for the education system if 14 year olds can only write this poorly.

I agree completely. His profile says he is 14, but I know an illiterate 12 year old who insists on speaking in "ebonics" that has better grammar than this kid. I am estimating no more than 8 or 9.

I'm 14 and i personalty think i can write a lot better than him

To me it seems like a lie.

If your not lying, has your friend got his bite/scratch checked by a doctor?

yes he got it looked at by a doctor but the doctor said it was just a weird scratch

If you not willing to inform authorities about these happenings then its very, very hard to believe you.

can you post a pic? an was this recently?

Yes, his/her grammar does seem to indicate a young age.



I severly doubt any doctor would simply dismiss it as a weird scratch, the first thing a doctor would do upon seeing the scratch is have you checked for a possible rabies infection, then prescribe antibiotics.

Im 15 and i own a gun...

Ok you had a camera and you didn't take a picture,sounds kinda fake to me seeing as you had a camera on hand and another thing why would your friend even get close to this creature that is 8ft tall and covered in mose,that really sounds like a lie and your only making your self look stupid.

Same here. Mine was a gift from a friend before he died. It's a .22 9-round revolver. Anyways, wheater or not i'm old enough to be shooting at anything, i'd still shoot at it. Defending my property dang it... And like the others, the more and more I read this, i'm beginning to doubt it too...

Go back to the place during the day. I live close by (withing walking distance) of a state park that is a nature preserve, full of various trees. Having been there at dusk, and after dark (got dark before I left) I know that in low light, a tree, covered with moss, vines, etc moving in the breeze can seem to be alive. If the tree has pointy growths, (or whatever plant growing on it) and you rub against it you can get scratched(got to close to a couple of these watching various critters instead of here I was going). In such conditions it is easy to become spooked, and think you see something else.

So go back during full light, and check it out. You may have got yourself worked up over nothing.

by the way- bf= boyfriend; bff=best female friend ; bbf/bmf=best boy friend/best male friend

Yep so would I, ive got a .22 bolt that belonged to my great grandfather, and a fancy pants 20-ga. pump

Yeesh! Thats whats wrong with these forums. For every 1 decent intelligent thread, there are 12 of these.

I'm not sure what is worse, the original post, or the 'feeding the fire' mentality that allows these threads to live on.

I think this thread can be put to bed.

Closed.