The Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa -- half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America -- well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India -- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France -- gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia -- lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia -- very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia -- with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan -- most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography Of A Man
Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick.