A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes.

The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the
best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money
and my fans need me so I think I should be saved."

The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went.

GERONIMOOOoooo

The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical
Irish politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved."

The others said." O.K." and gave him a parachute.

 GERONIMOOOoooooo

The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of
the English National squad. I have a wife and two sons. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and off he went.

Ha Ha Ha.....GERONIMOOOooooo

There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old
schoolgirl.

The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have
lived my life while you are young with everything before you.

You take the parachute and I will stay with the
aircraft and take my chance"

"It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."


    GERONIM :) :) :) :) :)

Good one Mr-X  :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

;D Nice one X  :s2  

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:D Hehe yeah it's a good one!

I knew that Beckham was told to be a bad guy, but not so stupid!

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Odin

it might be funnier if i knew who those people were~

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That's a good one!!