Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both like to chew wood.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Neither tells you what's bothering them.
Both tend to smell riper with age.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
Full Version: How Dogs and Men Are the Same
| QUOTE (Lottie @ Feb 9 2004, 02:03 PM) |
| Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. |
Uhm.. sometimes I realized that only after another girl came in and say "Oh... <insert a girl's name here>, did you get a haircut??"
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| Both are suspicious of the postman. |
But theres a good reason for that! I'd tell you but it's a secret.
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| But theres a good reason for that! I'd tell you but it's a secret. |
Let me guess its in the guys rule book, which doesnt exist
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| Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. |
So so true, thats what gets on my nerves!
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| Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. |
And the problem is what?
I don't see the problem with that either Stillcrazy. 
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| Neither understands what you see in cats. |
HEY! As a cat person I find that offense!
| QUOTE (Talon S. @ Feb 9 2004, 10:47 PM) | ||
HEY! As a cat person I find that offense! |
HEY! As a dog person, I find the fact that you have a cat offensive!
JK
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| Both like to chew wood. |
Yes...
One of Moe's favorite pastimes includes cuttting down trees and chewing on the leftover stumps.| QUOTE |
| Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning |
Moe has never seen a dog attempt to vacuum. One must be bipedal first.
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| Both take up too much space on the bed. |
Sleeping with the dog while your husband is out ?? Shame on you!
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| Both mark their territory |
Every man has a fire hydrant in his bedroom just for that purpose.
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| Both tend to smell riper with age. |
Only date men who bathe.
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| Neither does any dishes. |
.....poochy licks his plate clean, does that coount?
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| Both like dominance games. |
??? define" dominance games " .
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| Both are suspicious of the postman |
you are assuming that postal workers are all men. Not very PC for a feminist...
* twitch*
Ruff! .... Ruff, ruff!!
the title of the thread should not have been how dogs and men are the same but how dogs are the same as male losers, oh and some of the "similirities" are false....
hi i am a newb help me out please
help me out please
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