i dont know if any of you have heard this before, but here it goes:
so one day this 12 year old boy is playing soccer with his friends when accidently is "pushed" into a porta potty which falls over and rolls down a hill, falling into a lake. well, knowing a little boy, not wanting to get into trouble he ran home and took a shower. later that night his father started talking to him at dinner about how when george washington was in his youth he cut down a cherry tree. reminding the kid of what he had done he told his dad about "bumping into" the porta potty. surprisingly the boys father took him upstairs and started beating him with a belt. whe little boy asked "dad, why are you doing this? i told you the truth." his father replied "well, goerge washington's dad wasnt in the cherry tree when he cut it down."
hope you enjoy
-Leg3nd