I swear my neighbors can hear my thoughts. Recently, I've been tormented by intrusive thoughts and my neighbors are picking up my thoughts. Do tin foil hats really work? How do you stop telepathy? I've tried everything I know of!

edit: How can I tell which side is shinier?

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There is a very effective way to stop this telepathy.

All you need to do is go to a psychiatrist and describe what is happening to you. They will be able to start you on some pills that have been proven at blocking telepathy.

Rubber-coated walls work too.

use some of these:



oh wait, i think you already did that didn't you?

Yes but you must use the 3-ply. Otheriwse the waves come thru.

Wow...the metaphysics forum is like a stand up comic that's here all week. Boo ya!

Yes if you just want to stop it, then the right medication should work.

Don't listen to them, just dial 911 and request the aid of the friendly guys with the big butterfly net and the novel jacket that closes in the back.

The problem that you might be experiencing is possible that your neighbours just know you so well, that they can make highly eductated guesses and presumptions on what your doing.

Everyone knows that it's the best defence against alien telepaths.

STOP THINKING SO LOUD!!!

Well, the shinier side is err, shinier...

This isn't doing any justice for the telepathy argument. lol.

The easiest way to stop people from reading your thoughts is to try shielding. Read psipog.com

i wish people can read my mind so i dont have to yell everytime i need coffee

you will get sick of it if it happens all the time.

do what seems to have worked for the majority of people in the world- stop thinking.

Well for one thing I think that it would take a lot more than a paper-thin layer of metal to fight off invasion of your thoughts. Also, even if tin foil did work you would have to cover a lot more than the top of your head. And lastly, since telepathy is not light, it does not MATTER which side is shinier. Even if your neighbors are telepathic, you're definitely going about fighting it the wrong way. Besides, I've known people with slight degrees of telepathy, and I see no reason to worry about them. Why would your neighbors waste their time reading your thoughts and invading your privacy unless you knew something valuable or interesting?

Yes I think we all pratice telepathy to some extent. Our culture relies on deception, so those with the most to hide have the most fear.

I like your humor. It is fitting that this topic is in the jokes and humor forum at UM.

thanks but actually, it was moved here. But yeah, people do find me funny even when I'm not trying to be. These neighbors are my enemies. Enemies always try and find out more about their enemies so they can destroy them. I wish I could move away from here. My only hope is the New World Order And I can never stop thinking. My mind is filled with junk. How do I empty it?

one side is shiny and the other isn't....

I think this is a very common problem. The mind is cranking away at top speed most of the time. If you really want to slow it down, I would suggest looking into meditation. Here is a link that you might find helpful:
http://www.shambhala.org/meditation/

You really do not want to empty the mind. You just want to get the junk out of it. Once you can take back your thoughts everything else will fall into place.

John

mediate to remove the junk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindfulness

http://www.mindfulness.com/mindfulness



Live in the moment and clear your mind. It works for me. I have used the technique of Mindfulness to relieve racing thoughts, cluttered mind and worry.

It's a great technique in my personal opinion.

Well a simple question demands a simple answer, depends on where the light is coming from and why does it matter? I would have to say shielding as well.

Well if your neighbors are telepathic and have that kind of advantage over you, maybe you should try to make peace with them so that you don't have to worry about it. Otherwise you'll always be on the defensive. Why are you enemies?

Hi try talking to them with your mind and go over afterwards and see if they received your message.